Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

clipped this from his stream today, it made me lol
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The boy is really feeling himself here.
Look at that cheeky smile.

TMDWTFIU!

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

I'm getting a bad feeling, bros. Like maybe these clips are all gonna be used as intro into an 8 part true crime series after NAL murders him and starts wearing his skin. Gonna have Clint on interview telling the audience how Cobes used to light up a room whenever he walked into it. Gonna have a filler episode or two about the socioeconomic decline of Casper because we don't really have enough content for the episode run Netflix demanded. Gonna finish the series on a toilet recording NAL made confessing to the crime and dropping the hard r n word. Burying the Boglim, coming to streaming services this fall.

 

[Hennimore]

I'm getting a bad feeling, bros. Like maybe these clips are all gonna be used as intro into an 8 part true crime series after NAL murders him and starts wearing his skin. Gonna have Clint on interview telling the audience how Cobes used to light up a room whenever he walked into it. Gonna have a filler episode or two about the socioeconomic decline of Casper because we don't really have enough content for the episode run Netflix demanded. Gonna finish the series on a toilet recording NAL made confessing to the crime and dropping the hard r n word. Burying the Boglim, coming to streaming services this fall.

Honestly NAL seems more interested in harming Messica at this point. She has been looping about JM for almost a week at this point, she is getting more unhinged by the day.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Better not let her talk her way into the trailer, BOY!

I really want to see her try and get a free stay at Walt and Angie's.

 

[Down From The Champions]

Man I had a massive grin from ear to ear the whole time Shon was out. I unironically laughed out loud at some of the jokes. The pronouns-connouns joke in particular got me.

Also (paraphrasing): “Jessica Messica is a fat cunt who’s in love with Jessica.”

Oof.

Wait does he suddenly hate Jessica Messica now..... he's going to end up dating her again isn't he?

Also how easy would it be for him to just mail her shit over?

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

clipped this from his stream today, it made me lol
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I dont check in on cobes for a week and when I do his hairline is 4 inches further back than last thursday????

 

[lurkin]

Spoiler: NSFW

'JjjjJJJJoooooossshHHHiiiIIIIeeEEEEEEEE!'

 

[Meat Streets]

Honestly NAL seems more interested in harming Messica at this point. She has been looping about JM for almost a week at this point, she is getting more unhinged by the day.

JM is an easy target for her, and it makes sense for JM to be the emotional punching bag for this break up. Josh has some empathy for being the target of trolls, and JM is queen troll. Even though he warned NAL about trolls, being unhinged in any direction, rather than toward Josh is in NAL's favor. NAL is manipulative scum, and I'm worried. BETTER NOT LET HER IN TO GET HER STUFF BOY

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

https://www.youtube.com/live/Rz4X_kho6NU?si=ebAhcaSCgyl8k7SG

Incoming BOY live

Niggas try to play the king but the ace is back.

Despite this encouraging sign, I'm a little more pessimistic than the thread overall concerning the future of Cobes' content. He was always that strange mix of very boring and endlessly fascinating, giving you the slow pacing and rich rewards of reading a good book, but I'm worried about how things will decelerate as he ages.

In any case, what isn't controversial is that our boy has gone from a strong start to the year with a LOTY-worthy beginning to the point where he'll be lucky if he can be competitive in defending his status as champ of the main forum.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Niggas try to play the king but the ace is back.

Despite this encouraging sign, I'm a little more pessimistic than the thread overall concerning the future of Cobes' content. He was always that strange mix of very boring and endlessly fascinating, giving you the slow pacing and rich rewards of reading a good book, but I'm worried about how things will decelerate as he ages.

In any case, what isn't controversial is that our boy has gone from a strong start to the year with a LOTY-worthy beginning to the point where he'll be lucky if he can be competitive in defending his status as champ of the main forum.

Tbh I think I was wrong I assumed the BOY wasn't going live because of too many troll dashes, alogs calling cops etc but he was his old self in that live makes me think jessica really was berating him over everything and he just didn't go live to cut down on the stress.

 

[ResidentHousepet]

Tbh I think I was wrong I assumed the BOY wasn't going live because of too many troll dashes, alogs calling cops etc but he was his old self in that live makes me think jessica really was berating him over everything and he just didn't go live to cut down on the stress.

I know it isnt very scientific but I got a vibe that he wasn't doing streams because of the hag. It was clear he was intent on avoiding her, and to a boghag the time you spend streaming could otherwise be time spent on your relationship with said hag. I really do feel he was trying to be unavailable to everyone simply for the sake of avoiding contact with jessica. Plus he seems to have less of a filter and is relaxed which is pretty telling in its own way. Glad the boy is feeling free and cheeky, his bank balance may be super negative, but he seems in good spirits. Good for him.

 

[el bandito loco]

I've said this before in this thread and other places online but I generally like Cobes. like as a person. I've been following him since I was in high school in the early 2010s when he worked at Wendy's and shit. he's the only cow I legitimately want things to work out for. he's hilarious, and a retard (literally) but he's the kind of retard that is only harmful to themselves and I wish the best for. that's why this whole Jessica Saga has been so hard for me to watch and why the reddit always rubbed me the wrong way. I don't understand people who literally hate Josh. he's an idiot, but he's not a harmful idiot. besides the fact she was a clout chasing cunt it just wasn't easy to watch a retarded dude get taken advantage of and treated like shit by a spiteful horrible woman. I personally am over the moon he kicked her to the curb and washed his hands of her.

the thing is Josh is too nice of a guy to totally be rid of her, and I'm terrified for his sake that he really will if she left anything let her come by to get her shit and she seems nuts enough she might actually hurt or kill him and claim self defense toobz. and he's too stupid to escape or get out of it. the good ending is he blows her head off with the shotgun but despite his tough talk from time to time he would never actually pull the trigger, and if he did he's too retarded to get away with it in court because he'd feel guilty and break down over it. the fucked up part is that whole relationship wasn't even his fault, it's not like he went out of his way to fuck that hag, buddy trolls from both sides made it happen.

 

[ibeatmywife]

I've said this before in this thread and other places online but I generally like Cobes. like as a person. I've been following him since I was in high school in the early 2010s when he worked at Wendy's and shit. he's the only cow I legitimately want things to work out for. he's hilarious, and a retard (literally) but he's the kind of retard that is only harmful to themselves and I wish the best for. that's why this whole Jessica Saga has been so hard for me to watch and why the reddit always rubbed me the wrong way. I don't understand people who literally hate Josh. he's an idiot, but he's not a harmful idiot. besides the fact she was a clout chasing cunt it just wasn't easy to watch a retarded dude get taken advantage of and treated like shit by a spiteful horrible woman. I personally am over the moon he kicked her to the curb and washed his hands of her.

the thing is Josh is too nice of a guy to totally be rid of her, and I'm terrified for his sake that he really will if she left anything let her come by to get her shit and she seems nuts enough she might actually hurt or kill him and claim self defense toobz. and he's too stupid to escape or get out of it. the good ending is he blows her head off with the shotgun but despite his tough talk from time to time he would never actually pull the trigger, and if he did he's too retarded to get away with it in court because he'd feel guilty and break down over it. the fucked up part is that whole relationship wasn't even his fault, it's not like he went out of his way to fuck that hag, buddy trolls from both sides made it happen.

I do understand why people hate josh its because they are retarded and often down bad themselves and in their head why shouldn't they get paid to sit around and drink themselves to death. Or alot of them are marginally smarter than cobes and are assmad because they feel like they could do so much more with what he has and he is wasting all the potential. Then there are people who are well off and seemingly have everything needed to be happy in life but still wish death upon the boglim because imo they are actually miserable in their lives. I can't imagine harboring actual hatred for a retard who is slowly killing himself. Only people worse are the ones who compound troll him en masse. Even if you are younger and think trolling is funny maybe a normal person would laugh about it not be like you know what I'm gonna be the 100th person to text josh to kill himself or whatever else. Like knowing he has that many people trolling him relentlessly and you choose to add onto it that takes a sociopath type mentality I think.

Alot of people just watch Josh to have a laugh but clint was correct when he said alot of his worst trolls treat him like a toy that can't be broken to the point they get visibly angry when he isn't acting how they want.

There was one guy in particular from the alog discord that would freak out anytime cobes was sent what he considered good quality alcohol. Only wanting Josh to consume the worst of the worst rotgut. I don't drink but I remember someone sending him a 90 bottle of bourbon or something and this dude when into a literal meltdown over it. I guess he was a borderline alcoholic or something but that triggered him badly.

 

[BallBuster II]

Josh confirming that he is currently $400+ in the negative after saying minutes prior that he wasn't going to say how far into the negative he is.

He made a sizable haul based on just skimming the video. I saw a $100 and a $50 Superchat, on top of multiple $20 and $10 ones. I'd say he probably made close to $400. I am amazed he doesn't go live more often anymore with how much he makes from these people.

 

[ibeatmywife]

He made a sizable haul based on just skimming the video. I saw a $100 and a $50 Superchat, on top of multiple $20 and $10 ones. I'd say he probably made close to $400. I am amazed he doesn't go live more often anymore with how much he makes from these people.

I really think he doesn't want to take advantage josh could go live everyday or even every week and make a decent living but I think the stress of that outweighs any incentive, he knows that if he gets into the negative and donations are slow he can go live and get out of the negative easily thats enough for the BOY as long as he has enough for a dank food hack and a bottle of mead he is content.

 

[BallBuster II]

I really think he doesn't want to take advantage josh could go live everyday or even every week and make a decent living but I think the stress of that outweighs any incentive, he knows that if he gets into the negative and donations are slow he can go live and get out of the negative easily thats enough for the BOY as long as he has enough for a dank food hack and a bottle of mead he is content.

No you are absolutely right. It seems like he never needs/wants to have cash stashed away. He just needs enough for his essentials (booze, smokes, and junk food) and he is content. It's almost commendable when you consider he could average $200+ a day for 2 hours of streaming. And that is a conservative estimate.

 

[Ponzo]

These messages are allegedly from NAL. Cobra better watch out and warn LN parents

A spitter spy leaked those messages that are allegedly from NakedAndLaughing about Cobra and her upcoming trip to Casper
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[Blue Miaplacidus]

warn LN parents

If Walt and Angie let some schizo from 3000 miles away invite herself to live in their home because her "boyfriend" a person they know well, doesn't want her to show up, then they deserve whatever problems that decision causes.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Honestly NAL seems more interested in harming Messica at this point. She has been looping about JM for almost a week at this point, she is getting more unhinged by the day.

She did almost two hours of streams over the last few days, looping about how she got JM kicked out of a sober living house. She doesn't even say what JM did, and JM said she didn't even know NAL when that happened. Think about how crazy that is.

If Walt and Angie let some schizo from 3000 miles away invite herself to live in their home because her "boyfriend" a person they know well, doesn't want her to show up, then they deserve whatever problems that decision causes.

JM read some messages from a spy, saying that Angie's got some Alzheimer's problems. I wouldn't be surprised if they accepted just because a younger person in the house would really help them, in theory. But in practice, NAL is fucking crazy and no one deserves her bullshit on them but I digress.

 

[niggers]

He made a sizable haul based on just skimming the video. I saw a $100 and a $50 Superchat, on top of multiple $20 and $10 ones. I'd say he probably made close to $400. I am amazed he doesn't go live more often anymore with how much he makes from these people.

what does he need money for, once he gets enough for booze and doordash? cobes is kinda fascinating in that he's too dumb to be greedy (i mean this as a compliment, sort of). cobes is the kinda nigga that *would* split buried treasure with you when 99% of people would stab you in the back, push you in the hole, and take it home for themselves. not necessarily because he's some moral paragon, but he just has 0 motivation to actually get devious. the most devilish trick cobes has is spiking his sugarjuice with vodka and buying pheromone soap.

somebody a few pages back mentioned 'monk mode', but i think he's already like halfway there