Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[bonified retard]

I’m surprised he hasn’t done a take on Asian nachos, honestly.

 

['Ole Dente]

but would Clint be a good father to Cobes' kid? would he put it in a group home?

When Josh was about to go to Boxelder Job Corps, his father specifically told him that if he gets kicked out of Job Corps, he's going into a group home for retarded people. Clint has tried to put Josh in a group home, it did not take because Josh threatened to kill himself if they ever did it, hence why he moved into his first apartment.

Question answered for the rest of eternity, pin it to the fucking OP, never ask this again jesus sweet christ in heaven above.

 

[Ponzo]

things i sympathize with king cobra about;

-having autism
-mother abandoning him
-being left to his own devices as an adult instead of being in a group home

things i dont sympathize with cobra about;

-drinking
-not bathing
-not brushing his teeth
-not changing clothes
-refusing to get a job

He dodged a bullet. With his level of autism they usually either turn into a tranny or a school shooter. Sometimes both. He just became a reclusive alcoholic porn addict

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

When Josh was about to go to Boxelder Job Corps, his father specifically told him that if he gets kicked out of Job Corps, he's going into a group home for retarded people. Clint has tried to put Josh in a group home, it did not take because Josh threatened to kill himself if they ever did it, hence why he moved into his first apartment.

Question answered for the rest of eternity, pin it to the fucking OP, never ask this again jesus sweet christ in heaven above.

His guitar skills somehow got worse in the last decade and it never ceases to amuse me.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Imagine if the child wanted a garlic butter cup. What could Clint do except ask for one in the notes and hope?

I asked for two cups of garlic butter but they hooked your boy up with three!

 

[Molly Millions]

I asked for two cups of garlic butter but they hooked your boy up with three!

Little Squeezers, not a sponsor, learned a valuable lesson about reading the notes

 

[Slim Boglim]

WHERE DID HE GET THESE STUPID FUCKING GLASSES

 

[Ran-chan]

God imagine the psychological damange of having a literally retarded boglim as your father. Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy, toobz.

 

[chimpSculpture]

With his poor vision and induced blurred vision from botulism, how much can he see with these glasses on?

 

[ibeatmywife]

Clint has tried to put Josh in a group home, it did not take because Josh threatened to kill himself if they ever did it, hence why he moved into his first apartment.

Most young adults in group homes suicide bait its common amongst the mentally ill, they will never actually do it and they have preventative measures for it so they can calm down. That was never a legitimate reason to not go through with it, clint is just a retard. He also asked josh if he wanted to give up his autonomy when he turned 18 like who the fuck does that? Lol. Doesn't matter because this is all stuff that can't be changed now just wanted to point out people who work in group homes have attested that the whole I'm gonna kill myself if you send me there is BS. Josh and jessica both have suicide baited their entire lives but they are too cowardly to ever actually do it.

 

['Ole Dente]

Most young adults in group homes suicide bait its common amongst the mentally ill,

Man it’s like a mystery why his dad took that seriously.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Cobra's the type of retard who stays in high school til they're like 21 it is pretty wild that Clint kicked him out as early as he did. I tell you one thing he'd be in a lot better shape if he had to live under Clint law for a few more of his wilder years, would have developed better habits like not waking up to drink.

 

[biggacracka]

WHERE DID HE GET THESE STUPID FUCKING GLASSES
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He looks like the bad guy in MiB 3

 

[Muze]

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Cobra's the type of retard who stays in high school til they're like 21 it is pretty wild that Clint kicked him out as early as he did. I tell you one thing he'd be in a lot better shape if he had to live under Clint law for a few more of his wilder years, would have developed better habits like not waking up to drink.

Clint himself admitted that Cobra is mentally 12 years old, but his ODD also made him really, and I mean really difficult to work with. He said Cobes was hyped about not having to brush his teeth or wash his clothes anymore when he got his first apartment.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Clint himself admitted that Cobra is mentally 12 years old, but his ODD also made him really, and I mean really difficult to work with. He said Cobes was hyped about not having to brush his teeth or wash his clothes anymore when he got his first apartment.

Cobes was also born with NDRS and undeveloped lungs by his bog hag mother. Laura is highly irresponsible and may consume alcohol and drugs that ends up Cobes looking inbred and mentally challenged. Also with his ODD, he is impossible to actually convince or to teach with, which results of him becoming foul and looking like a fentanyl addict. He is also retarded as well, so he is scared of hygiene like a child trying to sneak away from taking a bath. I still even wonder how much resilience does Cobes have after all of these self-inflicted accidents and unholy food and brewing coming from Hell.

With his poor vision and induced blurred vision from botulism, how much can he see with these glasses on?
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Cobes only wear those to make himself looking like a real sexy goth bad boy. Otherwise, his poor vision would give him a lot of difficulties trying to look through the black glasses because he has piss poor vision that almost all eyeglasses do not work on him. This also with his poor mental health, ODD, hygiene, retardation and botulism would give him a hard time even more.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

if he had to live under Clint law for a few more of his wilder years, would have developed better habits like not waking up to drink.

Not really sure about that, Cobra's drinking wasn't anywhere near as bad until the second apartment so almost a decade past moving out.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

it is pretty wild that Clint kicked him out as early as he did

especially when he got his official retard diagnoses only 2 years previous.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Ideally the BOY would live on one of the family properties in a boglim shack but idk all the building and zoning and whatever other laws in Wyoming, I know that it seems easy to say josh should live with clint and the do over family but that would never work for obvious reasons I just don't know why clint has gone through 2 apartments and a trailer and not a more permanent solution.

 

[Molly Millions]

I remember in the Clinterview it comes up that when Josh turned 18 he went from difficult to deal with to impossible to deal with because he decided that nobody could tell him what to do

I could definitely see kicking my son out of the house if he thinks being 18 means he's beyond my authority and he doesn't have to bathe or help out around the home