Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Cane Skretteburg said:
Cobes isn’t too retarded to function independently, he’s just a lazy drug addict. I blame Homedad Clint for being a spineless liberal queer and not smacking the shit out of his son when he was younger.
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If only Clint brought back the double down at the group home for the price of brushing your teeth twice a day
 
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Drama Fan said:
If only Clint brought back the double down at the group home for the price of brushing your teeth twice a day
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You chose this path, now I have a surprise for you.

What's up? Check thaaat out. Extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, stuffed crust pizza. Got a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, and anchovies. Yes. slurps garlic butter You heard that right folks, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza. slurp Mmm. Got a two liter of Mountain Dew to go with it, the King Cobra special at Papa John's. Large, stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon. I asked for two cups of garlic butter but they hooked your boy up with three so I was like "yes." slurp Oof. So I got a large Papa John's pizza; stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, onions, jalapenos. Yes. Look at that, YouTube. You know you want some of that goodness. Large -- large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon -- shit. Jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, smothered in garlic butter. Let's quit talking about it and qu-- quit talking about it and start being about it, yes. Goddamn pizza fucked me over, hold up. Got the alfredo sauce. The pizza I ordered from... the pizza I ordered from Papa John's is delicious. Alfredo sauce, got a stuffed crust extra large pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions... anchovies... anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese, anchovies, like I said... mmm. This is my go-to special at Papa John's. Large stuffed crust pizza with anchovies -- jalapenos, onions, extra bacon. Extra cheese. Extra... extra bestest pizza here. Papa John's epic stuffed crust pizza. A large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese on alfredo sauce. Got an epic stuffed crust pizza. Three cups of garlic butter. The jalapenos, the onions, providing that pop for that cheese. The extra cheese and the bac-- extra bacon. This pizza's delicious. Three cups of garlic butter on top. Two is more than plenty. Yes. slurp, slurp, slurp Garlic white butter alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust cheese pizza with garlic butter smeared on top, yes. That is delicious. Large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon, garlic butter, jalapenos on top. Oh, that's good. Mm. This stuffed crust pizza, Papa John's. So good. Large stuffed crust extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, and alfredo sauce. Smeared by two to three garlic butter cups on top. And you got the Papa John's Cobra special. So good. I'll be doing a food hack... when... I'm done with this pizza. Which won't be long. Mm. Large stuffed crust pizza... alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on that stuffed crust action, smeared in garlic butter. Yes. Mmm. That alfredo sauce on top of the pizza is where it's at. Papa John's, you provided the stuffed crust, you gave me the option to add alfredo sauce, and I took it. A large alfredo sauce stuffed crust pizza, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies. Mm. Smeared with three cups of garlic butter, I asked for two but ya'll gave me an extra one, I appreciate that. Oh, that's good. The jalapeno on this pizza... provided a nice spicy bite. Oh, that's good pizza. Large... stuffed crust pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, alfredo sauce. That is the ultimate... That is the ultimate pizza from Papa John's. About to grab another slice. Fuckin' ridiculous. slurp This pizza... Alfredo sauce on point. Now... Papa John's is not a sponsor, buuuut, for this King Cobra custom... Papa John's pizza... ya'll are fucking dank on this dude, like this... is what I would order from Papa John's again if I was ordering their pizza. Large stuffed crust pizza with alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, yes. Extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions, stuffed crust cheese. Oh, this is good. Hmm. Large stuffed crust... from... Papa John's. That large stuffed crust gotta have alfredo sauce, bacon... extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions. Garlic butter. You're a fan of King Cobra, you gotta try this pizza. If you don't got Papa John's in your area I'm sorry to hear it. Please excuse the house flies. I've had my fuckin' window open all day. This isn't just stuffed crust, this is epic... this is Papa John's epic stuffed crust. Oh my god, YouTube. Large stuffed crust with chicken alfredo sauce. Extra bacon, extra cheese... jalapenos, onions. You've heard me-- you've heard me repeat this several times, buuut the pizza that I ordered from Papa John's is beyond dank. Would I order this exact pizza again, absolutely. Like, that Papa John's pizza is exactly what I would order if I was at their establishment, and I'm happy with the purchase. Eeeyes, to toast off the evening... sound of fly buzzing past microphone cheers. fly buzzes by once again Don't have to have alcohol to have a good time. Although I've got plenty in my fridge, heh heh, yes. Catch you laters, thanks for watching.
 
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Cane Skretteburg said:
Cobes isn’t too retarded to function independently, he’s just a lazy drug addict. I blame Homedad Clint for being a spineless liberal queer and not smacking the shit out of his son when he was younger.
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Well, yeah. Drug-addicted bums function independently when they are living under bridges and sucking dick for heroin. The problem is responsibility. Josh overdraws his bank account to the tune of hundreds of dollars several times a year and knows it's wrong but does it anyway without hesitation. He simply can't resist the call of decadent $40 burgers and $70 pizzas. He's permanently locked in the mind of an immature high school sophomore. It's likely not something that could have been beaten out of him.
 
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Homeboy Cobra could have bought himself a bottom tier Mossberg

Personally I would go for one of the nicer turkey guns but those are $1,400 and a 20 guage is apparently perfectly suitable for a range of activities including fowl hunting, clay shooting and smoking oregano with hobos.
 
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Molly Millions said:
Homeboy Cobra could have bought himself a bottom tier Mossberg
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$800 shotgun + $8 can of green spray paint = Ultimate bog-gun toobs.
I'm surprised that bog brain never "gun hacked" his broken side by side into a sawed off. But daddy clint probably had to tell him he couldn't.
I also went looking but does anybody have the pic or video of him staring down the barrel of the REAL .38 snubnose he bought from a pawn shop before papa nips made him return it?
 
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Clint should just get him an airsoft gun tbh.
You can get ones that look and function like guns but without the worry of cobes accidentally blowing his head off.
I'd say bb gun or pellet gun but even with those you'd still have to worry about him shooting his eye out or something.
But if he did have something like an airsoft, it might scratch his gun itch without creating a retardedly dangerous situation.

edit: smth like this would be rad
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He could sit outside drinking brewskis and shooting cans.
 
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Agares said:
I still wanna know the logic on why Clint lets him have a double barrel shotty but not a 5 shot snub nose revolver.
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I'm not up to speed on Clint, but he strikes me as an ignorant liberal on guns and probably thinks a double barrel shotgun is safer, it's not!

Most accidents happen with shotguns because people, especially boglims, act with the same level of ignorance like, "oh it's not complicated, it's a shotgun." Then BLAM hole in the ceiling, or through the wall of a boglair, or the person sitting next to you. Just look up gun fails on YouTube and you'll see how easy it is for people to have a negligent discharge.

I was shocked Clint didn't take Bad Company after that stream with courtney where Cobra was HAMMERED fucking with it, although I don't remember if the shells were within reach but he could've easily killed any one of the neighbors he had in the apartments completely on accident.

Apologies for the short rant, but it seriously gets under my skin when retards acted retarded with guns.
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
I'm working on a critical edition of "stuffed crust review" that'll be available for the Wiki

Transcribed by your homeboy @Realistic Elephant, er, now @Agamemnon Busmalis himself.
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"Uhhhh shoutout to Rustic Elephant and Agammom Bussmis. You didn't have to cont, CONTRIBUTE to the wiki but it's greatly preciated" belch
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ash_clown said:
I'm not up to speed on Clint, but he strikes me as an ignorant liberal on guns and probably thinks a double barrel shotgun is safer, it's not!

Most accidents happen with shotguns because people, especially boglims, act with the same level of ignorance like, "oh it's not complicated, it's a shotgun." Then BLAM hole in the ceiling, or through the wall of a boglair, or the person sitting next to you. Just look up gun fails on YouTube and you'll see how easy it is for people to have a negligent discharge.

I was shocked Clint didn't take Bad Company after that stream with courtney where Cobra was HAMMERED fucking with it, although I don't remember if the shells were within reach but he could've easily killed any one of the neighbors he had in the apartments completely on accident.

Apologies for the short rant, but it seriously gets under my skin when retards acted retarded with guns.
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Many of the negligent discharge and gun explosion videos I've seen involve shotguns so you're onto something.
 
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