Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Lmfao this fucking song (drinking and dying alone) .... is our boy becoming self aware of his inevitable demise from his never ending shit choices? .... should papa nipps have him put in a group home before he suck starts his double barrel shot gun?

10 out of 10 stream
 
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Does anyone have a link to his new song in his last live? It sounds like shit in the video and I can't find it anywhere else.
 
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It's baffling why Clint keeps him on that shitty bank of america account. There's other places nearby that have overdraft protection. The credit union is right down the street.
Overdraft protection is why he goes negative. Overdraft protection allows the transaction to go through even without sufficient funds and they charge you a fee for the service. It can be disabled with a single phone call(likely even through the web portal) and the card will simply decline the transaction if funds are insufficient. Father and son, both retarded.
 
Overdraft protection is why he goes negative. Overdraft protection allows the transaction to go through even without sufficient funds and they charge you a fee for the service. It can be disabled with a single phone call(likely even through the web portal) and the card will simply decline the transaction if funds are insufficient. Father and son, both retarded.
Bank of America does not offer it. You can't disable it. You can only link your account (*Balance Connect*) to another account to pull the funds from. You can't outright have it disabled though. The other banks near him, you can. For some reason Clint put the account that Cobra has access to, as a shared account on his bank of america account. I understand completely why he has separated him from the tugboat account, but if your retarded son is always in the negative why not open an account at a bank where they prevent you from overdrafting and don't charge you out the ass for doing so.
 
Lmfao this fucking song (drinking and dying alone) .... is our boy becoming self aware of his inevitable demises from his never ending shit choices? .... should papa nipps have him put in a group home before he suck starts his double barrel shot gun?

10 out of 10 stream
You're not wrong. His music has been getting a lot more self aware lately. Compare the lyrics of "Drink Beer" from 2021 to "Liquid Sunshine" from 2023. He was probably inspired by Johnny Cash's "Hurt" which coincidentally seems to be one of his favorite songs.
 
Bank of America does not offer it. You can't disable it. You can only link your account (*Balance Connect*) to another account to pull the funds from. You can't outright have it disabled though. The other banks near him, you can. For some reason Clint put the account that Cobra has access to, as a shared account on his bank of america account. I understand completely why he has separated him from the tugboat account, but if your retarded son is always in the negative why not open an account at a bank where they prevent you from overdrafting and don't charge you out the ass for doing so.

Bank of America Allows You To Determine Your Overdraft Settings​

If you have a Bank of America Advantage Plus Banking® or Advantage Relationship Banking® account, you can select between two overdraft options that can help you minimize overdraft fees. The Standard setting allows Bank of America to pay checks or scheduled payments at its discretion, even if it results in an overdraft fee. You’ll incur the $10 charge for every paid overdraft item — up to a limit of two per day.


If you select the Decline All overdraft option, Bank of America will automatically decline checks, scheduled payments or other charges that result in an overdrawn account. You won’t incur overdraft fees for returned items from Bank of America. However, the company you were supposed to pay may charge you a returned item fee and attempt to retry the transaction in the future.

Selecting the Decline All overdraft option protects you from overdraft fees, and it may be an ideal alternative if you’re concerned about overdrawing your account.

Remember that if you select the Decline All option, you may run into problems if a critical bill isn’t paid because you don’t have enough money in your account. For instance, if your monthly credit card payment is declined because of insufficient funds, the creditor may charge you a late fee. The late fee may be more than the $10 overdraft fee. In that case, allowing Bank of America to cover your payment and charge you the $10 overdraft fee is likely the better choice.
This article suggests otherwise.

It does mention having one of two types of accounts. If he has the lowest tier of account there are no fees for overdraft per the BofA website. Since he obviously doesn't as he overdrafts constantly he can choose Decline All with a phone call.

 
Josh is retarded but Jessica is leagues beyond him. She is "pretarded". You can presuppose her tardation and any and every action she takes will baffle, boggle, and bother everyone in her vicinity.

Even the stupidest most basic bitch could convince Josh to at least meet for lunch, for "old times sake", and then win him over with flattery. But aNAL is so filled to the rotten brim with bitter hubris that even the most humble patronism is beyond her.

She couldn't keep her mask of sanity on for even one evening on her previous visit. If she wasn't so stupid and horrible Cobra may have been lured to her hotovel room with promises of liquor, Wendy's, and "Wendy's".

I mean if she showed up to the Clocktrailer dream hovel in crotchless fishnets under gof miniskirt while baring cotton candy vodka and delta8 delicacies Cobeson would be functionally powerless.

But we all know she'd show up whining and begging and cajoling and being generally unpleasant. She's just so fucking PRETARDED. Destined to fucking fail. Twtfiutoobz.
 
Cobes has doubled down on FUCK A NAL, and tmdwu, of age bois and gorls ❤️
He was kinda sympathetic towards her in his last stream and got upset when people mentioned her in the chat. Buuuuut that might also be him just trying to move on.

Poor boglim really did try to love her but the BPD drove his autistic ass away.
 
He was kinda sympathetic towards her in his last stream and got upset when people mentioned her in the chat. Buuuuut that might also be him just trying to move on.

Poor boglim really did try to love her but the BPD drove his autistic ass away.
It's genuinely a little sad, because the boy really wanted to love her. He had way more empathy, and better people skills than I expected in their fights, and Jessica really fucked up her only shot at happiness with a man.
 
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