Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

It's genuinely a little sad, because the boy really wanted to love her. He had way more empathy, and better people skills than I expected in their fights, and Jessica really fucked up her only shot at happiness with a man.

This saga has been fucking deep on so many levels. The empathy and people skills during their fights was really surprising seeing how well he handled Gothie just a couple years ago. Maybe some of that therapy actually got to his gourd.

Even Cobes in his state of arrested development learned pretty quick that "I can fix her" will never work. Much less retarded men have trouble figuring that out until their second divorce in their 40's.

 

[TMDWTFIU]

He needs a double down on his savings ..

I ordered 2 dollars but they hooked your boy up with 3!

 

[Meat Streets]

Even the stupidest most basic bitch could convince Josh to at least meet for lunch, for "old times sake", and then win him over with flattery. But aNAL is so filled to the rotten brim with bitter hubris that even the most humble patronism is beyond her.

4 outta 5 stars hard.

Cobes aint an incel, but he is undatable, and the only pussy he can possibly get is troll coded. That said, literally almost any female troll or clout chaser has the upper hand, js, for romantic bs or emotional manipulation, unless she is more of a mess than dude is.

NAL is absolutely psychotic and retarded, and not even an SSI check to give her efficacy. I'm glad our boy told her to kick rocks and piss in a box.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

4 outta 5 stars hard.

Cobes aint an incel, but he is undatable, and the only pussy he can possibly get is troll coded. That said, literally almost any female troll or clout chaser has the upper hand, js, for romantic bs or emotional manipulation, unless she is more of a mess than dude is.

NAL is absolutely psychotic and retarded, and not even an SSI check to give her efficacy. I'm glad our boy told her to kick rocks and piss in a box.

She's not directly a troll, but she is an agent of the trolls. I'd call her a Manchurian Candidate but that would require her to be self aware.

 

[Meat Streets]

She's not directly a troll, but she is an agent of the trolls. I'd call her a Manchurian Candidate but that would require her to be self aware.

If she ain't a troll, and I agree, (I classify her as an unhinged clout chaser type golim), we are all def aware that she isn't playing 4D chess, as some have suggested. NAL is absolutely not self aware. She should be in rolling, constant, psych holds, except her parents are enabling, and too old to change shit up, but I digress.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He only ate half the food hack last night because he wasn't that hungry, troles.

 

[Hennimore]

Messica is speculating that NAL is at Josh's trailer but they're trying to keep it quiet. Seems like a reach to me, the voice in that earlier video sounded like a deep voiced man to me. Comment chain is from the above video Messica uploaded of leaked NAL audio.

 

[UncommonParlence]

As on brand as it is Josh going live while negative then promptly bouncing as soon as he gets a little $ always leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Its like he's realized trolls=fans=trolls and he hates us all. Gone are the days of creativity and treating youtube like an online diary. Digital panhandling is what it is, doodt, but at least own the "business transactions". Fuck you Josh. Better not go live for fun, BOY! Yall think aNAL is there and made him do it? I've got a BAD feeling toobz. Tnwu.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

How did he "accidentally admit to all of it"?

If she was there, you would at least hear her.

I'm not seeing it, Toobz.

 

[Slim Boglim]

As on brand as it is Josh going live while negative then promptly bouncing as soon as he gets a little $ always leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Its like he's realized trolls=fans=trolls and he hates us all. Gone are the days of creativity and treating youtube like an online diary. Digital panhandling is what it is, doodt, but at least own the "business transactions". Fuck you Josh. Better not go live for fun, BOY! Yall think aNAL is there and made him do it? I've got a BAD feeling toobz. Tnwu.

We have the weens and alogs to thank for that. Every time he went live just to hang out and share his thoughts, respond to some video, rant about a topic they would call DoorDash, police, grindr dates etc and just annoy him and interrupt him. He’s given up on streaming for any reason besides absolute necessity or desperation because they did everything in their power to discourage anything more.

As usual their poking and prodding got an immediate cheap laugh for themselves at the expense of the content over all and everybody else.

 

[Fortyone]

Has he made a single wand since he moved into the no content trailer?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Has he made a single wand since he moved into the no content trailer?

Nope.

When was the last time he even made one at the Conquistador? I'm genuinely trying to remember.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Nope.

When was the last time he even made one at the Conquistador? I'm genuinely trying to remember.

So you think he's just selling off his stockpile and possibly repainting them? That chick who paid $400 something will be lucky as fuck if she gets it this year. Especially if he's yet to make it. However, I've seen his recent "wands" and they just look like unturned painted dowels. Basically the final laze form of boglimish production. They've been steadily getting fatter, more basic(surprisingly possible), and shittier. Which is quite the accomplishment if you are familiar with Josh's "workmanship". Lol. Yall remember when he snapped warlord's wand because it wasn't up to standers? That was mean bro, lmao. Cobeson can be a real dick sometimes. He likes to talk about bullying that retarded kid who's dad died too, lmao. Retard pecking order is real. That's my BOY! Good shit, good shit.

 

[Fortyone]

However, I've seen his recent "wands" and they just look like unturned painted dowels.

The lathe era wands are so awful and he can barely get off his ass long enough to make one once per month, but he could make several a per day and make a decent profit. not just that but at least his old wands had some autistic passion behind them with using living wood from sticks and copper wire.

The duster and liquor have fried his dopamine receptors to the point that he probably does nothing asides from sitting around and jerking off.

 

[bonified retard]

Nope.

He made a purple wand for somebody who sent him a $100 donation right after he moved in. And I thought he made one for Jessica, but he might've just said he was going to and never did.

 

[Metal_Heavy19]

he probably does nothing asides from sitting around and jerking off.

There goes my hero....Watch him as he Bogs!

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

He made a purple wand for somebody who sent him a $100 donation right after he moved in. And I thought he made one for Jessica, but he might've just said he was going to and never did.

That's right, I forgot about the purple wand. To my knowledge the Jessica one was never made, or at least she doesn't have it.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

He only ate half the food hack last night because he wasn't that hungry, troles.

"A lot of the heat is dumbed down by the grease."

Food reviewer extraordinaire.

 

[anliteralidiot]

He made a purple wand for somebody who sent him a $100 donation right after he moved in. And I thought he made one for Jessica, but he might've just said he was going to and never did.

No, he made it.

 

[Molly Millions]

What if she sold her wand to afford ticket money?

Would KFC bring back the Double Down if Cobra made them a wand?