Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Sicko Hunter]

You're not being truthful here. The last 2 phones were broken the exact same way in the exact same place. We caught him red handed. You can search my post to see that this savior is lying. I posted side by side comparison pictures that are irrefutable .

lol that you think Cobra is smart enough to think of scamming this way. He had a toddler moment and broke his phone just like he's done near a dozen times before. He has a long history of doing this.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

And like I told your dumb ass last time. He punched the phone 3 or 4 more times after your 1st picture. The phone is still on in your screen shot. Why can't you handle the fact the boy can indeed lie?

You're a retarded nigger. Never said Josh doesn't lie, he does, obviously. I said he's not scamming people with setup fake phones. He smashes them in retard chimp outs, because he's a retard.

 

['Ole Dente]

You're a retarded nigger. Never said Josh doesn't lie, he does, obviously. I said he's not scamming people with setup fake phones. He smashes them in retard chimp outs, because he's a retard.

Remember the words of our Lord:

 

[WhoCares666]

You're a retarded nigger. Never said Josh doesn't lie, he does, obviously. I said he's not scamming people with setup fake phones. He smashes them in retard chimp outs, because he's a retard.

Reddit faggot savior bitch. You're probably CobraMama or one of those scumbags.

lol that you think Cobra is smart enough to think of scamming this way. He had a toddler moment and broke his phone just like he's done near a dozen times before. He has a long history of doing this.

You are just an alt for Blue Miaplacidus
Suck my dick with your reddit alt faggot shit.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

You are just an alt for Blue Miaplacidus
Suck my dick with your reddit alt faggot shit.

"CoBrA Is WoRsE ThAn HitLeR"

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Reddit faggot savior bitch.

I don't know if you aware of this but the subreddit before it was deleted hated Cobra and actively wished for him to lose his SSI and his Youtube channel. Your insult makes no sense whatsoever.

 

['Ole Dente]

Reddit faggot savior bitch. You're probably CobraMama or one of those scumbags.

rise up spitter spies

may thy drink always be empty

may thy spell always be dry

semper pugnare troglodytae

expect us

 

[Hennimore]

You are just an alt for Blue Miaplacidus
Suck my dick with your reddit alt faggot shit.

You're in the wrong place for this, try a Discord where you can all jerk each other how Cobra is literally Hitler.

Also don't forget to kill yourself nigger.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

lol that you think Cobra is smart enough to think of scamming this way. He had a toddler moment and broke his phone just like he's done near a dozen times before. He has a long history of doing this.

Yes, he's scammed people of a second hair dye video. So he can and will find more ways to scam people. I'm on the fence with the phone, because I know and have seen him deliberately destroy shit in a tard rage, but he can and will find ways to scam. I don't even think he's sent that wand that someone bought a couple days ago.

 

[Molly Millions]

Since we aren't the ones buying him phone after phone and theres nothing we can do to stop people from doing it, is it actually worth getting angry?

 

[Hennimore]

Yes, he's scammed people of a second hair dye video. So he can and will find more ways to scam people. I'm on the fence with the phone, because I know and have seen him deliberately destroy shit in a tard rage, but he can and will find ways to scam. I don't even think he's sent that wand that someone bought a couple days ago.

His wand business has always been "when I get around to it". Anyone expecting a speedy delivery is going to be disappointed.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Remember the words of our Lord:

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[ASeabear8952]

New thread loop coming in nicely toobs.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

New thread loop coming in nicely toobs.

Why did ClintFC take the double home away? Is he a bad phone? When are we getting a Cobraverse subforum?
(I'm on team subforum but only because it would make archiving stuff for Boglimpedia easier in the long run.)

 

[biggacracka]

New thread loop coming in nicely toobs.

Should clint place the phone in a group home?
Will KFC bring back the double phone?

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

I just had this very nasty thought that we might be finally on the cusp of a heavy mental break, like we see next video he just finally cracks under the weight of all this self abuse and snaps.

Anyone else? I just hope we don't get a live decapitation of Nal.

 

[Hennimore]

I just had this very nasty thought that we might be finally on the cusp of a heavy mental break, like we see next video he just finally cracks under the weight of all this self abuse and snaps.

Anyone else? I just hope we don't get a live decapitation of Nal.

I don't have much to add, just want our avatars to line up.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Since we aren't the ones buying him phone after phone and theres nothing we can do to stop people from doing it, is it actually worth getting angry?

Some people like hats and pink triangles?

 

[IsaacShraeder]

I just had this very nasty thought that we might be finally on the cusp of a heavy mental break, like we see next video he just finally cracks under the weight of all this self abuse and snaps.

Anyone else? I just hope we don't get a live decapitation of Nal.

IF Jessica really is there, hovering over her Jawshy like the harpy she is, then I think so too.
Cobes was never good at living under the thumb of anyone, baconator pussy or not. A warlord-tier falling out/meltdown is very possible.

 

[Light-Blue Yoshi]

Whatcha lookin' at there, bud? Someone standing just off-camera, giving you the stink eye?

Could it be...!!