Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

My approximate floor plan of the trailer:
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I presume Jessica sleeps with Josh and the Master Bedroom is reserved for Clint or otherwise untouched.
 
TBH I don't know because I haven't really paid attention to his layout inside and which rooms he's in. I'm sure someone has figured it out. However, here's how the floorplan looks with his trailer. I assume he's in BR 2 or 3
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Bedroom 3 for sure. I spent way too much time over analyzing the floor-plan when he first moved into the exsquisid estate on wheels.
 
Do you honestly think NAL could stay quiet if she was there? She is a spastic mongoloid, ain't no way in hell she is going to stay quiet.
There was a voice in one of his recent videos, and people hoped it was just Clint. And then he heard a knock on one of the begging streams, and it went black...
 
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Bedroom 3 for sure. I spent way too much time over analyzing the floor-plan when he first moved into the exsquisid estate on wheels.
Could stull be 2. Puch his shit against the north wall and you have light coming in from a window on the left. You can do the same with 3 but you push his shit to the west wall. Unless his stream is mirrored, then 3 would seem logical, but you'd see a door behind him.
 
Do you honestly think NAL could stay quiet if she was there? She is a spastic mongoloid, ain't no way in hell she is going to stay quiet.
She's unhinged but she's cunning. I think she figured out that streaming non stop was giving fuel and income to JM, and that the previous plan of attack wasn't working.

I hope I am completely wrong but I think she has figured out that she can get cash and booze from Cobies by staying quiet and forcing or encouraging him to make e bogging streams. His one from a few days ago was encouragement but the recent sorry stream seems like it was done under duress due to him acting out last night and 'not meaning to scare the taxi driver'. He was guilted in to this one.

If I'm right, we may see another 'prepaid wand' e bogging stream in the future.

Bog never looks up toward the door, nor does he face away from it to present his side profile. Last video felt forced. He doesn't usually give a shit about doing cameos and he's now apologising for not being able to do them. I think NAL is now pimping him out.

Drinks with the bog at the bar saga coming up. For only $300 per ticket come see the bog sing along to Ozzy and Johnny Cash, paid in advance to Naked and Laghing on CashApp. No refunds.
 
New exquisid drink combo just dropped. Peach flavored cocktail in a can with a splash of hydration beverage in a skull mug that we haven't seen before.
Is it me, or is that nondescript shape on the left moving like a human trying to stay still? I might be getting a little too deep into this. He's still spending a lot of time looking at the window, too. Are we in an Ashley Imholte situation here where she's hiding nearby?
 
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This has to be the third time. But I wanna know if he's keeping the beaten up Cobra phone case. It's survived so many iPhones at this point.
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Third time this year. He broke his first early in the year in January or February. I remember it as it was the first one he broke that I knew about. Then I remember he broke one a few months later to my astonishment. So this had to be 3rd time this year.

He really needs a military spec phone case (in black and green).
 
Third time this year. He broke his first early in the year in January or February. I remember it as it was the first one he broke that I knew about. Then I remember he broke one a few months later to my astonishment. So this had to be 3rd time this year.

He really needs a military spec phone case (in black and green).
That won't protect the screen from his boglim ring beatdown. In some of the footage of his phone's death you can literally see parts of the screen flying off.
 
Can you circle it?
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I *think* that's his "Just a chair" chair that's been decorated in classic Cobra fashion. Maybe my CTE-rattled brain is playing tricks on me, but I think it moves ever so slightly now and then. Could be the wind, could be A/C, could be shadows playing tricks on me.
But it could be Jessica.
 
If NaL and cobra were interacting we’d know about it by now even if they weren’t huge retards that’s give it away unintentionally themselves one of their various buddy trolls would have leaked it by now. We can’t trust Jessica Messica because her primary goal isn’t to document or report information it’s to bait out reactions from NaL and directly troll her. For all her talk of “secret info she can’t leak” she likely knows way less than she’s letting on and is implying she knows more than she does to provoke NaL

Edit: not to mention all the extra attention she’s gotten on her channel from cobras audience. She has a stake in dragging out this narrative that cobra and NaL are involved to keep eyes on her channel. If she accepted NaL and cobra just broke up and NaL remained blocked she’d lose all the cobra viewers so of course she’s going to clickbait drag out conspiracy narratives that NaL and cobra are secretly interacting
 
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I *think* that's his "Just a chair" chair that's been decorated in classic Cobra fashion. Maybe my CTE-rattled brain is playing tricks on me, but I think it moves ever so slightly now and then. Could be the wind, could be A/C, could be shadows playing tricks on me.
But it could be Jessica.
It wasn't there earlier today...
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I think it's just his shadow that makes it look like it's moving, but it wasn't there earlier.
 
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