Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Teeter said:
Woah easy now, that shit was mainly FFG and the idiot Breezy. One because of some Jewish whatever, the other because she’s desperate for any internet fuck she can get. Majority of BP was “wait and see” and much like every fat kid, he gave up quickly.

Seeing Marty defend Josh and NAL now is exceptional since they’re both about on the same grade as Cyrax.
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Marty revealed his true nature when he paid a known pedophile over 1000$ just to spite his youtube competitors
 
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biggacracka said:
Imagine if the post-nut clarity his at the same time the sobriety starts coming in nicely. It would send stronger men to suicide
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Imagine waking up with a head throbbing hangover sick as a dog and the first thing you see is NAL grinning and staring directly into your eyes. "JOOOOOOOOOOSHIE time to wake up Jossshie!"
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Ponzo said:
Archive of NAL Insta stream with Joshie. YT fags need to apologize to the connecticut gunt known as JM
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God I called it, me and my gf were noticing in his recent streams of him lowkey defending Jessica and shitting on Jessica Messica again. Which gave us both feelings that they were communicating again, and when she started streaming and when we heard Cobes in the background we let out the biggest fucking groan of our lives. I lived with an ex with BPD and once I finally manned up and broke up with her, the weight lifted off my shoulders. I understand that after a breakup, you're scared that you won't find someone else. That you may have lost the love of your life, but he needs to keep his head up. Staying with her will just make him end up in a jail cell under accusations or "video evidence." (That was totally not caused by NAL purposely starting something.) Christ, when I thought he was doing better... It just hurts to see from someone who dealt with a similar situation, hopefully he gets it through his skull before she ruins his life. I feel grateful that I did in my situation and I had friends that beat it into my head that I was in a bad situation... life gets better bros.
 
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God I called it, me and my gf were noticing in his recent streams of him lowkey defending Jessica and shitting on Jessica Messica again. Which gave us both feelings that they were communicating again, and when she started streaming and when we heard Cobes in the background we let out the biggest fucking groan of our lives. I lived with an ex with BPD and once I finally manned up and broke up with her, the weight lifted off my shoulders. I understand that after a breakup, you're scared that you won't find someone else. That you may have lost the love of your life, but he needs to keep his head up. Staying with her will just make him end up in a jail cell under accusations or "video evidence." (That was totally not caused by NAL purposely starting something.) Christ, when I thought he was doing better... It just hurts to see from someone who dealt with a similar situation, hopefully he gets it through his skull before she ruins his life. I feel grateful that I did in my situation and I had friends that beat it into my head that I was in a bad situation... life gets better bros.
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I see where you're coming from, but IDK how far the choking allegations/evidence is gonna really go because there are then hours of her chillin afterwards.

Not to be the "victim blamer" but she's obviously not in distress if she's still vibing and getting wasted and staying up til 3am shoving her hand up a puppets ass, talking bjork.

And I also doubt she'd report him for anything because he's the only reason anyone watches her right now, and because of him, she's got pay pigs of her own.

If she cuts off the nipple she'll starve.
 
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Point and Laugh said:
The second she thinks he’s looking at someone else or he tells her to fuck off (not in a post but on a call or DM) she absolutely will.
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Maybe. But I'm assuming it would have to be a "Final Meltdown" moment. For now, she's got her harpie claws in deep, has posted 4 vids in the last day or so and seems to be quite happy LARPing as the Wendys drive through.

TBH, I'm not sure the boglim has it in him anymore or ever did. She's proven all she has to do is show up and she gets what she wants.
 
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often puzzled said:
Marty is the last thing this situation needs. And yes, it was Chantal he tried to muscle in on. He didn't understand Chantal, how she ticks, or her lore, and he failed to accomplish anything at all with her. People in the larger gorldworld universe were dumb enough to throw money at him, though, so I guess it was successful for him in that sense-- even if he did ultimately get outwitted (so to speak) by a fat, lazy, and slow-witted Canadian whose only allegiance is to Burger King.
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I dunno. Marty is probably the *worst* troll for someone like cobes.
Thought it was Chantal, ty for confirming. I really can't stand her after Josh streamed the diarrhea story time, so I wasn't gonna dig in and check, but that's 100% how marty works. - Storm in, stomp on shit, grey area legal and then donos. I'm sure it works on some cows, but anyone above room temperature IQ can counter it. Cobes would fuck Marty's plans all kinds of up by being ODD cobes. He's predictable, but also not, and all Marty can do is push the same buttons over and over.


anliteralidiot said:
PORKNEY KNEW ABOUT THR VISIY, WOW!
and the reason porkney didn't want this revealed, is because this is one of her fucking mods!
Wooow!
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Bruh 🤣 take a breath 😅. You were right.
 
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Here are a few cropped but otherwise unedited screens from her livestream that caught my eye as particularly horror kino for your viewing pleasure or meme making needs. Cobes is isn’t just in hell he’s in a nightmare dimension where the line between pleasure and pain, sex and torture, no longer exists. Jesus Wept. Better not be dating a cenobite, BOY!
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Well YouTube, it is what it is, but Jessica has turned into a great horror beyond comprehension. tmdnwu
 
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I see where you're coming from, but IDK how far the choking allegations/evidence is gonna really go because there are then hours of her chillin afterwards.
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We can be fair about it and make a couple of points.

1. Jessica is a fucking insane human being who lies all the time for attention because she’s an extremely insecure child. She beats herself, clearly instigated and almost creates arguments all by herself over absolutely nothing and records it afterwards for whatever reason.

2. Josh has low key homicidal rage with almost no control, which has resulted in him stabbing shit repeatedly with knives and machetes, destroying objects like his phone like 7 times a year, actually hurting/choking himself, skinning sex dolls faces off out of sexual frustration and having a relationship end purely because he eluded to rape being an option for sex.

Do I think Cobra hit her? Probably not, he’s shown restraint physically fighting other men before when he was piss drunk but it’s possible. I don’t think it’s a cope to suggest that if he did she probably fucking deserved it, I’d choke Jessica Boyle out after a single day of her hysterical retard behaviour.
 
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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Never in my life have I hoped for a Clintervention more than I do now. However, the fact that he hasn't will make him a bad dad, finally confirming the thread's suspicions.
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Not even a large stuffed crust pizza from Papa John's with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos and anchovies will fix this one.
 
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I watched JM's reciepts stream today and holy shit. Some of the little details paint an even more grim picture. Apparently, NAL showed up to his place twice. The first time she knocked and he wasn't home but when she tried again the next day, he was. He called the cops but by the time the cops showed up "everything was fine".

It's exactly as I feared. He lost his balls as soon as the hag opened her mouth and in the half hour or so it took for the cops to show up, she won. If only he'd have told her to fuck off and locked the front door. Half of Casper would probably be able to hear the screaming.
 
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