Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[ibeatmywife]

I doubt Facebook has any real information. They were probably just referencing when Chris said that it'd be "hard to swat a homeless guy" on the Courtney panel.


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Yes you're probably right but thank you nonetheless because it was triggering my autism.

 

[Goatchoker]

Not before burning his fingers several times with a hot glue gun.

Don’t spread it.
It makes it worse.

(lol I forgot I had started a thought and left it in the reply)

Sadly, a gorlworld reactor noticed that there's some clicks you can hear before NAL turns the camera to show him with the gun.
And that reactor, who is very knowledgeable about shotguns, and people threatening her with shotguns, recognized it as either a dry-fire, or Cobes opening the barrel to load a shot.

100%
I was in Belinda’s chat and that’s exactly what it sounded like.
Which is horrifying and sad.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Don’t spread it.
It makes it worse.

I jus

100%
I was in Belinda’s chat and that’s exactly what it sounded like.
Which is horrifying and sad.

Yea I'm pretty knowledgeable with guns. Not by any means an expert but I've been shooting guns for most of my life he was definitely dry firing the gun you could hear the snap of the pin hitting the receiver

 

[Umaibae]

He used his magic to defeat ISIS, sure, but he doesn't realize Bush destabilizing Iraq in 2003 was what causes ISIS to be a problem in the first place.

When I was watching that video, I said to the person with me, “I’d love to hear him explain what lead up to and immediately followed September 11.”

When he said that since 9/11, all these bad things have happened “like the pandemic and school shootings,” I literally LOLd. 9/11 caused COVID, y’all.

 

[squirrely dan]

Yea I'm pretty knowledgeable with guns. Not by any means an expert but I've been shooting guns for most of my life he was definitely dry firing the gun you could hear the snap of the pin hitting the receiver

I am glad that it didnt work. I heard a clicking noise as well but thought that the bog hag stepped on something.

I read a couple of Youtoobz comments that compare Josh's situation right now to a monkey paw wish gone horribly fucking wrong. I hope he gets rid of Messica's grip one day. I'd take any dry spell over getting my life ruined by a borderlining raging bitch.

 

[grand larsony]

The dude had enough extra cash to send her a few times. @grand larsony I think had a database of reddit and my recollection was the username hellion?

Any discord cunts who can dox Chris wth proof I will make it worth your while. We will have to mediate with a third party to verify. You must verify.

I searched "hellion" but nobody in the kingcobrajfs subreddit came up. Here's the full list of names from all over reddit that I have. (Not an exhaustive list ofc, just what I've collected)
If someone can get the exact username I might be able to help more

| ADhellionLC |
| aHellion |
| Arthellion34 |
| burninhellion |
| chillyhellion |
| hellenist-hellion |
| Hellion_Immortis |
| Hellion_shark |
| Hellion001 |
| Hellion1982 |
| Hellion206 |
| Hellioning |
| how_about_no_hellion |
| Icehellionx |
| motherofhellions |
| ndhellion2 |
| ohmyhellions |
| raisinghellions |
| tilted_hellion |

Also, quick plug: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/reddit-a-logs.177815/

 

[Your Landlord]

An update, @Shiverpeaks has sent me a series of go fuck myself DMs. I don't think he is Chris but my offer stands. Decent drink combo money for the identity of the dude who sent NAL to Casper without an invitation.

That fat lipped moorish-rape-baby is an enormous faggot.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

think had a database of reddit and my recollection was the username hellion?

I searched "hellion" but nobody in the kingcobrajfs subreddit came up. Here's the full list of names from all over reddit that I have. (Not an exhaustive list ofc, just what I've collected)
If someone can get the exact username I might be able to help more

| ADhellionLC |
| aHellion |
| Arthellion34 |
| burninhellion |
| chillyhellion |
| hellenist-hellion |
| Hellion_Immortis |
| Hellion_shark |
| Hellion001 |
| Hellion1982 |
| Hellion206 |
| Hellioning |
| how_about_no_hellion |
| Icehellionx |
| motherofhellions |
| ndhellion2 |
| ohmyhellions |
| raisinghellions |
| tilted_hellion |

Also, quick plug: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/reddit-a-logs.177815/

Hellion204, and thanks for reminding me about the alog thread. I see a Hellion206 in the above list.

I just caught up on this thread, it's good. From the recent Tom Dahleh / CasperCobraStomper team effort, I think there's enough interest to make a sport of this.

I never thought I'd know who that asshole was, and the truth is sweeter than fiction. Never would I have thought he'd be such an ugly retarded fuck. I'm so proud. I love you all.

We have two a-logs of interest still unknown, ClitsFavouriteDress, who works in the roofing trade, and is in Perth Australia, and this is a long shot, Hellion204, who if I recall was doing IRL stuff, hanging around at the airport waiting for NAL on the first trip.

 

[ibeatmywife]

That fat lipped moorish-rape-baby is an enormous faggot.
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He also DMd me and told me to stop trying to find out who Chris is. Doesn't seem to have been as threatening to me as he was to the other user but still is weird, his account is younger than mine and he has over 2x the amount of comments it's pretty odd.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Gayops are for losers and faggots, but I'm sure protecting Josh from letting her back in is the closest we can get to a noble cause for it. For the record, I am only here to observe.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

That fat lipped moorish-rape-baby is an enormous faggot.
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He also DMd me and told me to stop trying to find out who Chris is. Doesn't seem to have been as threatening to me as he was to the other user but still is weird, his account is younger than mine and he has over 2x the amount of comments it's pretty odd. View attachment 6408323

I've gotten a DM and was invited to a small group but there's only one other reputable user (not sharing who unless they ok it, so don't ask) and seeing this does give me second thoughts... but I agree that the bounty is dumb and after seeing what happened with Haythem last time getting the reddits nuked I can see where they're coming from. All the good doxing I've been involved in happened in DM chains first before it hits the thread.

 

[Fortyone]

Greasewizard and danknet are the only general lolcow channels I like. They both clearly actually follow the people they're talking about. I like their more dry editing style compared to trash like Turkey Tom videos. Dank Net's Cobra video was the first lolcow video I had ever seen on him (I watched Gothic King Cobra a couple of years before but I didn't know that he had any internet presence). Both of them have unfortunately not uploaded in a while.

I also got into kingcobrajfs from danknet, he had some fantastic content and it's a shame he stopped uploading. Back then no one on the farms gave a fuck about cobra and his thread moved very slowly since most discussion and content was on the reddit (he only had a few pages on here until about 2020). I have a reply in one of the first few pages on here bitching about how much the reddit wanted him to suffer and die from my old account actually. I think sometimes this thread has the opposite problem where people suck cobra's dick and regurgitate old memes instead of creating new content but I digress.

Smokey mcc and kiwitapes have very surface level content and smokey in particular doesn't have a fucking idea about cobra most of the time and it's annoying. Kiwitapes actually does have a good understanding of cobra buy he's always slow on the content and trails other channels like boglim chronicles when it comes to new happenings. What those two do good is covering a variety of cows and introducing new cows like daniel larson to a wider audience. Smokey was good at narrating chris chan's jail letters before chris got out and stopped making anything of value after caden bought him. They provide decent low IQ background noise at the very least.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Ok, I'm giving into my autism, and I'm mapping out ideas for the major arcana in the Cobes tarot. I'm trying to somewhat relate the images to the meaning of the card, and use more symbolic imagery, instead of a literal Josh in a wizard hat for The Magician.
I still need:

• 11 Justice- eta oh shit the cat biting him after he let it out?
• 9 Hermit
• 18 The Moon

I either just don't know enough lore, or I don't have a strong idea.

Spoiler: What I've got

• *0 Fool- Puff
• *1 The Magician- Chi Ball
• 2 The High Priestess- Mrs Green
• *3 The Empress- Wendy's
• *4 The The Emperor- Clint
• *5 The Hierophant- his dick and balls religion symbol
• *6 The Lovers- Cobra's Mist drink combo
• *7 The Chariot- Bike
• 8 Strength- Josh pumping iron
• 10 Wheel of Fortune- shotgun with one round
• 12 The Hanged Man- Shon
• *13 Death- cool skull with a cobra in it, with a hat and his glasses
• *14 Temperance- Jack Skellington Goblet
• *15 The Devil- NAL
• *16 The Tower- clocktower dream house
• 17 The Star- Puff's cage, waiting
• *19 The Sun- duo with The Chariot
• 20 Judgement- dog chair
• 21 The World- Ozzy

*has been doodled

The moon should be Cobra's butt crack or a bottle of duster(lunacy?).
Justice could darflyny gifting girl scout cookies to cpd.
The hermit seems like it should be Josh in front of a screen? Or a doordash driver because they enable the hermitage.

New Wand, also #neverforget

Does having an actually well crafted wand make Josh feel like a fraud? He should display his work next to it, lol.

 

[Your Landlord]

I've gotten a DM and was invited to a small group but there's only one other reputable user (not sharing who unless they ok it, so don't ask) and seeing this does give me second thoughts... but I agree that the bounty is dumb and after seeing what happened with Haythem last time getting the reddits nuked I can see where they're coming from. All the good doxing I've been involved in happened in DM chains first before it hits the thread.

Maybe the reddit was the PYROS we doxed along the way. Chris' ass is being protected, that much is obvious.
Just to add, I'm pretty sure haythem/pyro didn't have anything to do with reddit clearing their cow-subs. Didn't they get rid of everything lolcow adjacent?

 

[Fortyone]

Maybe the reddit was the PYROS we doxed along the way. Chris' ass is being protected, that much is obvious.
Just to add, I'm pretty sure haythem/pyro didn't have anything to do with reddit clearing their cow-subs. Didn't they get rid of everything lolcow adjacent?

Last I checked both the larson and worldoftshirt subs are still up

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Just to add, I'm pretty sure haythem/pyro didn't have anything to do with reddit clearing their cow-subs. Didn't they get rid of everything lolcow adjacent?

He was doxed, the anti-alog thread was started, the reddits brigaded each other within a day and each got banned within a couple weeks. Call me an egotistical asshole all ya want, but I'm still convinced somebody told him and kicked it off so the Casper Cobra Stomper group could cover their tracks.

At the time, a post was made with a ton of hatespeech that was mass reported in r/kingcobrajfs, and blamed on Jessica by r/theboglim, I believe that post specifically was why the main sub was nuked while boglim mods ditched ship and it was banned due to having no mods.

 

[ASeabear8952]

This was the main reason I stopped watching them. They pretend to be old fags when really they’re just two pothead zoomers that barely know an inclination of what they’re talking about, using this very site and shitty subreddits to catch up on everything. This is very clear when they talk about Cobes, as when they aren’t extremely late on making a video about him doing something mundane, they’re getting simple things just blatantly wrong.

While I still watch their shit (hell Kiwi has done some pretty good videos lately, particularly his long-form stuff on Amberlynn and Foodie Beauty), I don’t like their poop touching. Jupiter and ESPECIALLY Nova have ruined them.

I mostly stick to rogue internet man for my baseless and inane lolcow commentary, no particular reason I just think he's funny. Honestly I wouldn't be here if it weren't for him covering cobes in his streams. Also the art that his cohost does of the boggy boy is actually pretty kino at times.

Rogue is definitely my favorite lolcow streamer. But like someone else said Seizure is definitely the best Cobratuber followed by Bitesize.

 

[Bifocal Lens]

OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. Please pay pigs, please don't. That shotgun won't dry fire twice.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.

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"Just wanted to see atmosphere" My ass. Chris wanted Josh to suffer. Jessica wants to continue worming her way into Josh's life. Ain't a damn thing in Casper apart from him.

 

[ibeatmywife]

"Just wanted to see atmosphere" My ass. Chris wanted Josh to suffer. Jessica wants to continue worming her way into Josh's life. Ain't a damn thing in Casper apart from him.

Atmosphere is in Virginia on October 22nd so really no reason she's going besides josh.