Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[bonified retard]

Are cowbells goth? He's been rocking that thing a lot lately.

He's just hearing mother freedom dood

 

[Molly Millions]

I gotta say that I have never understood the people who give Cobra shit.
I genuinely always thought he was pretty wholesome. If you fuckers indirectly drives him to off-himself I will forever hate all of you.
He just looks slightly odd and is wholesomly autistic. Much more authentic than most of you fuckers. He unironically probably even have had a better sex and love life than half of you. I know it's not a high bar, but still. Props where props should be given.
Stop fucking with cobes ffs!

Shut up retard

 

[Alyxis]

I dont know, Josh is - despite his monumental social clumsiness - very much someone who doesnt want anyone to overstep his intermediate borders. When troles send him shit or slamdoink on him in stream chat, he can kind of deal with that. But having a raging BPD bitch with no regards of boundaries up in his face all the time is not a good fit for him.

I dont like this story arc She comes off as an Idea Guy to Josh's CWC.

No but after seeing the patience he has with Jessica, Gothie would have been pretty tame. The similarities between the two of them is uncanny

 

[Nigger Cobson]

I gotta say that I have never understood the people who give Cobra shit.
I genuinely always thought he was pretty wholesome. If you fuckers indirectly drives him to off-himself I will forever hate all of you.
He just looks slightly odd and is wholesomly autistic. Much more authentic than most of you fuckers. He unironically probably even have had a better sex and love life than half of you. I know it's not a high bar, but still. Props where props should be given.
Stop fucking with cobes ffs!

Yes because the Lovecraftian horrors that Cobes calls "food hacks" is so wholesome. In all seriousness though, just because Cobes might as well be Mr. Rogers compared to pedophile horrorcows like Nick Bates and Annacondasin doesn't means he is Mr. Rogers. Cobes is still a goyslop chowing ugly alcoholic with no prospects beside getting money from retards, and no amount of dickriding is going to change that. Now that doesn't mean he deserves his troles or NAL, but he also doesn't deserve unwarranted praise just because NAL is much worse and he isn't Nick Bates or Rekieta.

 

[UncommonParlence]

I dont know, Josh is - despite his monumental social clumsiness - very much someone who doesnt want anyone to overstep his intermediate borders. When troles send him shit or slamdoink on him in stream chat, he can kind of deal with that. But having a raging BPD bitch with no regards of boundaries up in his face all the time is not a good fit for him.

I dont like this story arc She comes off as an Idea Guy to Josh's CWC.

Is that you, saturated?

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Yes because the Lovecraftian horrors that Cobes calls "food hacks" is so wholesome.

Seeing comments like this remind me that I've been desensitized to bad cooking ever since DinoTendies showed up on /ck/.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Ok, I'm giving into my autism, and I'm mapping out ideas for the major arcana in the Cobes tarot. I'm trying to somewhat relate the images to the meaning of the card, and use more symbolic imagery, instead of a literal Josh in a wizard hat for The Magician.
I still need:

• 11 Justice- eta oh shit the cat biting him after he let it out?
• 9 Hermit
• 18 The Moon

I either just don't know enough lore, or I don't have a strong idea.

Spoiler: What I've got

• *0 Fool- Puff
• *1 The Magician- Chi Ball
• 2 The High Priestess- Mrs Green
• *3 The Empress- Wendy's
• *4 The The Emperor- Clint
• *5 The Hierophant- his dick and balls religion symbol
• *6 The Lovers- Cobra's Mist drink combo
• *7 The Chariot- Bike
• 8 Strength- Josh pumping iron
• 10 Wheel of Fortune- shotgun with one round
• 12 The Hanged Man- Shon
• *13 Death- cool skull with a cobra in it, with a hat and his glasses
• *14 Temperance- Jack Skellington Goblet
• *15 The Devil- NAL
• *16 The Tower- clocktower dream house
• 17 The Star- Puff's cage, waiting
• *19 The Sun- duo with The Chariot
• 20 Judgement- dog chair
• 21 The World- Ozzy

*has been doodled

Justice should be darf with the cops behind him when he gave them the girl scout cookies.

 

[durdeum]

Yes because the Lovecraftian horrors that Cobes calls "food hacks" is so wholesome. In all seriousness though, just because Cobes might as well be Mr. Rogers compared to pedophile horrorcows like Nick Bates and Annacondasin doesn't means he is Mr. Rogers. Cobes is still a goyslop chowing ugly alcoholic with no prospects beside getting money from retards, and no amount of dickriding is going to change that. Now that doesn't mean he deserves his troles or NAL, but he also doesn't deserve unwarranted praise just because NAL is much worse and he isn't Nick Bates or Rekieta.

Shut up retard

You're all a bunch of pathethic faggot NPCs in the end.

All the shit-talk is 89 level IQ "DuueeRh, the aUtistic mAn did somEthing which brEak a sociAl norm.. DueeeRh, LoOk aT mE gUys, I wOuld nevEr do thAt becaUse I fiT inTo sociEty anD lEt otHer peOple dEcIde fOr me. NOW leTs trY to Be FunNi anD baNd toGether tO piLe onTo the Odd PeRson aS a CoPe fOr OuR fAiLed LiFe... duUuUuuuUeH".

KYS fags, for real. You're almost more pathetic than normies, blue-pilled NPCs or whatever you call them. I am not surprised that reddit of all places were the main spot for all cobra-bashers. Makes sense. You'll probably try to make sure to delete any dissident as well, just like the fucking redditors that you are...

 

[anliteralidiot]

You're all a bunch of pathethic faggot NPCs in the end.

All the shit-talk is 89 level IQ "DuueeRh, the aUtistic mAn did somEthing which brEak a sociAl norm.. DueeeRh, LoOk aT mE gUys, I wOuld nevEr do thAt becaUse I fiT inTo sociEty anD lEt otHer peOple dEcIde fOr me. NOW leTs trY to Be FunNi anD baNd toGether tO piLe onTo the Odd PeRson aS a CoPe fOr OuR fAiLed LiFe... duUuUuuuUeH".

KYS fags, for real. You're almost more pathetic than normies, blue-pilled NPCs or whatever you call them. I am not surprised that reddit of all places were the main spot for all cobra-bashers. Makes sense. You'll probably try to make sure to delete any dissident as well, just like the fucking redditors that you are...

what did cobra do to you doodt

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

You're all a bunch of pathethic faggot NPCs in the end.

All the shit-talk is 89 level IQ "DuueeRh, the aUtistic mAn did somEthing which brEak a sociAl norm.. DueeeRh, LoOk aT mE gUys, I wOuld nevEr do thAt becaUse I fiT inTo sociEty anD lEt otHer peOple dEcIde fOr me. NOW leTs trY to Be FunNi anD baNd toGether tO piLe onTo the Odd PeRson aS a CoPe fOr OuR fAiLed LiFe... duUuUuuuUeH".

KYS fags, for real. You're almost more pathetic than normies, blue-pilled NPCs or whatever you call them. I am not surprised that reddit of all places were the main spot for all cobra-bashers. Makes sense. You'll probably try to make sure to delete any dissident as well, just like the fucking redditors that you are...

Given that the subreddits were banned in February, coincidentally close to your join date, the Twitter IdiOT SpEaK, unfamiliarity with jargon from this corner of the Internet, and the insistence that we're the bad guys despite us holding a neutral opinion on Jorp for the most part(going so far as to have discourse about the ethics of anti-NAL-related gayops) makes me think you're projecting. Welcome, Redditard.
Just so we're clear, the subreddit was a vile den of shit-touchers and people who genuinely want Cobes dead. We - unlike some communities surrounding Josh - are interested in observing first and foremost.

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

You're all a bunch of pathethic faggot NPCs in the end.

All the shit-talk is 89 level IQ "DuueeRh, the aUtistic mAn did somEthing which brEak a sociAl norm.. DueeeRh, LoOk aT mE gUys, I wOuld nevEr do thAt becaUse I fiT inTo sociEty anD lEt otHer peOple dEcIde fOr me. NOW leTs trY to Be FunNi anD baNd toGether tO piLe onTo the Odd PeRson aS a CoPe fOr OuR fAiLed LiFe... duUuUuuuUeH".

KYS fags, for real. You're almost more pathetic than normies, blue-pilled NPCs or whatever you call them. I am not surprised that reddit of all places were the main spot for all cobra-bashers. Makes sense. You'll probably try to make sure to delete any dissident as well, just like the fucking redditors that you are...

WOAH just take it easy man!

 

[Nigger Cobson]

You're all a bunch of pathethic faggot NPCs in the end.

All the shit-talk is 89 level IQ "DuueeRh, the aUtistic mAn did somEthing which brEak a sociAl norm.. DueeeRh, LoOk aT mE gUys, I wOuld nevEr do thAt becaUse I fiT inTo sociEty anD lEt otHer peOple dEcIde fOr me. NOW leTs trY to Be FunNi anD baNd toGether tO piLe onTo the Odd PeRson aS a CoPe fOr OuR fAiLed LiFe... duUuUuuuUeH".

KYS fags, for real. You're almost more pathetic than normies, blue-pilled NPCs or whatever you call them. I am not surprised that reddit of all places were the main spot for all cobra-bashers. Makes sense. You'll probably try to make sure to delete any dissident as well, just like the fucking redditors that you are...

>t. autist assblasted at being made fun of for not being able to hold eye contact.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

I wOuld nevEr do thAt becaUse I fiT inTo sociEty

Do you know where you are lmao

 

[durdeum]

Do you know where you are lmao

The secrety society of the Failed Normie Faggot NPCs?
I like how you think you're an edgy boi for being on the KiiiWiiFarm, lol.
I even got an automated message saying something like "We shouldn't fight with eachother, our community have to stick together to survive", it's ACTUALLY reddit-tier feeling on this website, just more incel jargon and a dark background color instead.

But tbh, even though I'm a bit of a tourist and don't spend much time here, I do, for the most part like kiwifarms. I just think you shouldn't go hard on Cobes, he's an alright guy. I really don't see why he would deserve it.

 

[Hennimore]

You're all a bunch of pathethic faggot NPCs in the end.

All the shit-talk is 89 level IQ "DuueeRh, the aUtistic mAn did somEthing which brEak a sociAl norm.. DueeeRh, LoOk aT mE gUys, I wOuld nevEr do thAt becaUse I fiT inTo sociEty anD lEt otHer peOple dEcIde fOr me. NOW leTs trY to Be FunNi anD baNd toGether tO piLe onTo the Odd PeRson aS a CoPe fOr OuR fAiLed LiFe... duUuUuuuUeH".

KYS fags, for real. You're almost more pathetic than normies, blue-pilled NPCs or whatever you call them. I am not surprised that reddit of all places were the main spot for all cobra-bashers. Makes sense. You'll probably try to make sure to delete any dissident as well, just like the fucking redditors that you are...

That's a lot of words just to tell us you're a nigger faggot.

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

I've been BTFO

 

[Your Landlord]

You're all a bunch of pathethic faggot NPCs in the end.

All the shit-talk is 89 level IQ "DuueeRh, the aUtistic mAn did somEthing which brEak a sociAl norm.. DueeeRh, LoOk aT mE gUys, I wOuld nevEr do thAt becaUse I fiT inTo sociEty anD lEt otHer peOple dEcIde fOr me. NOW leTs trY to Be FunNi anD baNd toGether tO piLe onTo the Odd PeRson aS a CoPe fOr OuR fAiLed LiFe... duUuUuuuUeH".

KYS fags, for real. You're almost more pathetic than normies, blue-pilled NPCs or whatever you call them. I am not surprised that reddit of all places were the main spot for all cobra-bashers. Makes sense. You'll probably try to make sure to delete any dissident as well, just like the fucking redditors that you are...

It's funny, but not surprising, that you shitheads are coming right back from from reddit and saying "NO-U".

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I never thought I'd see someone describe Cobra as wholesome like come on man I like him too but dude shoots rope straight onto his floor lmao

 

[mrfresh]

When the mead arc initially kicked off we had some farmers with experience in home brewing alcohol weigh in on his techniques.

He isn't trying to save money doing this is he?

 

[Mushroom King]

He isn't trying to save money doing this is he?

Not really. He drinks several hundred of dollars in liquor a week. He doesn't need to make it, although that's probably the vector it initially came from. Cobra just likes looking like he knows what he's doing. It was either home-rolled gourmet vintage cigarettes or mead.

Just want to add, this guy still has that broken $2 plastic lid for his mead jar. He still hasn't replaced it..