Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[ASeabear8952]

Someone in some Gorl World Discord got sent a text from Cobes seemingly hinting that Clint has stepped in.

Apparently clint has actually stepped in cobes is telling people via text that he is getting a restraining order on jessica

Not saying that is gonna stop her but appears to be some progressView attachment 6423571

 

[Bifocal Lens]

Someone in some Gorl World Discord got sent a text from Cobes seemingly hinting that Clint has stepped in.

I really hope Clint steps up. The boy will never be able to actually go to the courthouse to file a complaint, let alone follow the correct procedures. But Clint is a normal person, I'm sure he'll be able to. I mean, there's no shortage of evidence that this fucking sag hag is causing him major psychological damage, so there's definitely a case there. Also, props to the boy for the correct spelling this time. No more stocking allegations, I see.

The boy needs your help Clint, now more than ever. Save him from himself, and from that disgusting baconator. The boy might be a complete bozo, but he doesn't deserve to have his life destroyed by a busted, old, saggy, box pisser whore with UGLY FUCKING EARS. GET THOSE STARFISH EARRINGS OUT FROM OF THE MIDDLE OF YOUR EARS YOU BUSTED OLD CUNT.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I really hope Clint steps up. The boy will never be able to actually go to the courthouse to file a complaint, let alone follow the correct procedures. But Clint is a normal person, I'm sure he'll be able to. I mean, there's no shortage of evidence that this fucking sag hag is causing him major psychological damage, so there's definitely a case there. Also, props to the boy for the correct spelling this time. No more stocking allegations, I see.

The boy needs your help Clint, now more than ever. Save him from himself, and from that disgusting baconator. The boy might be a complete bozo, but he doesn't deserve to have his life completely destroyed by a busted, old, saggy, box pisser whore with UGLY FUCKING EARS. GET THOSE STARFISH EARRINGS OUT OF THE MIDDLE OF YOUR EARS YOU BUSTED OLD CUNT.

I'm just hoping the ODD doesn't kick in and make Cobes sabatoge this genuine effort to help him. I'd feel sick to my stomach if I was a dad and my son was in a highly documented abusive relationship and do everything I could to save him from it.

 

[anliteralidiot]

That whole arc has been based as fuck. Ignoring that SJC *maybe* caused water damage to the floor tiles with the garden hose, that was fucking funny as hell. It would have been even better if Mary was inside at that time, seeing all her shit get slowly flooded. Both of them should make content going around harassing squatters, trying to kick them out.

She started it by pouring bleach everywhere. The only problem, maybe, with NAL vs SJC is she might be able to counter his autismcore music with Bjork.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

HRH captured Jessica's stream. She's trying her hardest to keep her IG but you know she'll slip up and get b& eventually.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

A quick Google search indicates that in order to obtain squatter's rights via adverse possession, you need to pay the land's property tax exclusively for 10 years amongst other stipulations that NAL would definitely qualify for(namely notoriety of ownership). But 10 years uninterupted? Some troles could crowdfund SJC in that time easily.
Or, you know, the owner could just pay the property tax. I'm sure Jessica wouldn't have any problems paying property tax on a crack shack either.

She can't back pay 10 years of property taxes just because she started squatting there in October. Plus she has a hard enough time getting money for airfare, 10 years of property taxes has to be close to 10K. Her paypigs can't possibly have pickets that deep.

 

[semitooth]

the sounds in this one are insane...

 

[☆ʙᴇᴛᴛʏ☆]

Music to my ears if Clint is helping Cobes get a restraining order from NAL!

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

This is the only saving grace. She says a lot of shit, but unless someone actually does it for her, she isn't going to do anything but cry and piss in her attic. Her IQ is barely above Cobes', and she has no motivation to do anything. Let's not forget she has no money to travel back to Casper, let alone have the mental capability to go to a bank and ask for a house credit. I think it's just sad BPD whore talk. Unless someone pays for it, and gives her the keys, she will never do it. That being said, I 100% believe she would take a one-way trip to Casper (if it was paid for) and be homeless, just to manipulate the boy into letting her stay in forever. That was her plan this time and it failed, I'm glad the boy sent her packing back to fucking Virginia Beach. I'm still waiting for the inevitable pregnancy arc, though.

That whole arc has been based as fuck. Ignoring that SJC *maybe* caused water damage to the floor tiles with the garden hose, that was fucking funny as hell. It would have been even better if Mary was inside at that time, seeing all her shit get slowly flooded. Both of them should make content going around harassing squatters, trying to kick them out.

Meh, his retarded single antic with a garden hose wouldn't cause water damage to the point of wooden studs being rotted out. Even if you let all that water sit there until it evaporated on its own. Rotted studs is normally something to do with framework constantly being exposed to water or something like drywall not being mudded/tapped properly. There's probably many more ways studs cam get rotted out, but those are the two from the top of my head. Wood is some pretty strong shit and can endure quite a bit of punishment before it starts to fail. Pretty cool, honestly.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

the sounds in this one are insane...

It's the true sequel to the Burger Den food review.

 

[BrosefJumanji]

The bogwitch just retold the uber driver/phone breaking story (leaving out that anyone but Josh and her existed obviously) but she dropped a new nugget.

Apparently a local fan of the Boy offered up some nose clams in the bathroom, and Josh swore his behavior was not affected by the cocaine use.

 

[Hennimore]

The bogwitch just retold the uber driver/phone breaking story (leaving out that anyone but Josh and her existed obviously) but she dropped a new nugget.

Apparently a local fan of the Boy offered up some nose clams in the bathroom, and Josh swore his behavior was not affected by the cocaine use.

What the fuck is wrong with these people that see no problem giving drugs to a retard? These people are so content brained it's insane.

 

[anliteralidiot]

What the fuck is wrong with these people that see no problem giving drugs to a retard? These people are so content brained it's insane.

I mean... It looked like they were snorting stuff on her second visit.


Who knows what Cobes truly gets up to. But I wouldn't trust her word.

 

[BrosefJumanji]

What the fuck is wrong with these people that see no problem giving drugs to a retard? These people are so content brained it's insane.

The Boy is a drunk, if you need to fist the feces, buy The Boy a beer. Giving a retard drugs is like giving them to a dog or a child (cough Nick Rekeita cough), its never with good intentions.

 

[semitooth]

It's the true sequel to the Burger Den food review.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

The Boy is a drunk, if you need to fist the feces, buy The Boy a beer. Giving a retard drugs is like giving them to a dog or a child (cough Nick Rekeita cough), its never with good intentions.

We crossed that threshold years ago when some colossal faggot got the Boy to start huffing duster. Though he already had a small habit of huffing cologne when he was a teenager, the poop touching faggot who got him to start huffing duster did irreparable damage to him.

 

[JanitorJoe]

We crossed that threshold years ago when some colossal faggot got the Boy to start huffing duster. Though he already had a small habit of huffing cologne when he was a teenager, the poop touching faggot who got him to start huffing duster did irreparable damage to him.

jessica insists he does not do duster at all or at least not around her. my question is, why would she lie since she's spilling the dirt on every single other thing like coke? is it possible he actually does not huff? or he quit around her?

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

jessica insists he does not do duster at all or at least not around her. my question is, why would she lie since she's spilling the dirt on every single other thing like coke? is it possible he actually does not huff? or he quit around her?

I'm not sure if he still does it, but my point was that trolls getting Cobes addicted to drugs isn't even new ground with poop touching. The damage has already been done, even if he's stopped.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I'm not sure if he still does it, but my point was that trolls getting Cobes addicted to drugs isn't even new ground with poop touching. The damage has already been done, even if he's stopped.

The spice thing was his own decision and it was the troles that stopped him from continuing that habit with a fake website. That said spice smoking shrinks your penis.

 

[BrosefJumanji]

We crossed that threshold years ago when some colossal faggot got the Boy to start huffing duster. Though he already had a small habit of huffing cologne when he was a teenager, the poop touching faggot who got him to start huffing duster did irreparable damage to him.

I'm not sure if he still does it, but my point was that trolls getting Cobes addicted to drugs isn't even new ground with poop touching. The damage has already been done, even if he's stopped.

The boy being a duster fiend because of some degen isn't news, The Boy will do pretty much anything and I'm pretty sure him and Jessica were doing duster one of the first trips. Point was more in general, regardless of previous faggotry and what he has done in the wild, it is supreme faggotry to give a retard drugs for your hurhurs.

Doing rips of cologne was so on brand for The Boy, just a silly retard not knowing any better.

And I'm sure Josh has done plenty in the wild, his only friends in his adulthood have been literal street urchins and ICP clownies.