Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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(These are the pants Josh gave to Jessica on the last day of their visit - according to Jessica on her FB.)
I don't know if he's ever gone into just HOW he makes these look so ugly but to me it looks like he just stamps the schizo circles on with discarded cans. One stamp for every drink he had when Jessica was over tmdwu.
 
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Sugarfree Cigarettes said:
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(These are the pants Josh gave to Jessica on the last day of their visit - according to Jessica on her FB.)
I don't know if he's ever gone into just HOW he makes these look so ugly but to me it looks like he just stamps the schizo circles on with discarded cans. One stamp for every drink he had when Jessica was over tmdwu.
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Were they doused with gasoline or something?
 
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Your Landlord said:
Messica is live showing the full Tombstone-fight recording. I didn't think i could hate that hag anymore than I already did, but here we are.
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She posted this to Rumble already, but good she put it on YT.

I feel bad for that Chris guy. Some chick who hung around you when you were a teenager wants friends and you are being a nice guy to her and she calls at like 4am with this.

You can tell he just wants to go back to sleep and is thinking bitch why don't you just leave?!

Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Hearing Josh getting emotional over his poor decisions almost makes me pity him. Almost.
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Almost is doing a lot of heavy lifting in this statement.
 
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The most infuriating thing about Jessica is that she will scream and rant non stop about the same shit going around in circles repeating the same thing over and over barely stopping to take a breath for 30 minutes straight and Josh will finally try to get a word in and she will lose it on him and say “let me finish!” It’s genuine insanity she says “you’ve heard me every time I try to open my mouth he doesn’t even let me finish because he thinks he knows (better) you’ve heard this!” Bitch you were just screaming his ear off for a fucking hour straight while he just sat there quietly and took it. Fuck your mean let you finish? When are you going to finish? 7 hours from now after you’ve repeated the same bullshit for the 420’th time?

I’d last 15 minutes before I’d be on the phone telling darf to drop a couple k on thin mints for the Casper PD because I just drowned the psycho bitch in the tub and I’m gonna need them to take it easy on me
 
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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Hearing Josh getting emotional over his poor decisions almost makes me pity him. Almost.
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I think I feel bad about the whole situation and less bad for Josh. Do you think it's true Clint is just waiting for him to die so he can move to Ireland? My friend told me he read Clint confessed that to a class when a student asked about the legendary KingCobraJFS. That just makes me feel bad, but like Clint said, he's tried to rescue Josh 100 times and he just won't help himself. I don't believe the shit NAL says at all. The whole situation is bad, I feel like it'd get better if he drank less but I enjoy the drinking streams. Last night was legendary, every 10 minutes you could see it in his face, he was nearly weeping about the most mundane things.
 
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Mushroom King said:
I think I feel bad about the whole situation and less bad for Josh. Do you think it's true Clint is just waiting for him to die so he can move to Ireland? My friend told me he read Clint confessed that to a class when a student asked about the legendary KingCobraJFS. That just makes me feel bad, but like Clint said, he's tried to rescue Josh 100 times and he just won't help himself. I don't believe the shit NAL says at all. The whole situation is bad, I feel like it'd get better if he drank less but I enjoy the drinking streams. Last night was legendary, every 10 minutes you could see it in his face, he was nearly weeping about the most mundane things.
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Clint realized he can’t save Josh. Josh will fight him every step of the way and all it will accomplish is making Josh miserable and double down (fuck kfc for taking away the double down. I’m not mad about it, I’m just saying) on his bad behavior. He’s damned if he does damned if he doesn’t. Now he’s just trying to manage the delicate balance of doing damage control while allowing stuff that keeps Josh “happy”.

Josh is in the life equivalent of palliative care. There’s nothing more that can be done to fix him, or the risk and effort required to try isn’t even worth it, so now the focus is to just keep him comfortable.

“My dad and I decided it’s best to keep me comfortable and wait patiently for me to die, it is what it is.”
 
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Your Landlord said:
Messica is live showing the full Tombstone-fight recording. I didn't think i could hate that hag anymore than I already did, but here we are.
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That was really rough to hear. The fact that she's recording this as "evidence" that she's an abuse victim, and she actually thinks it makes her look like the victim, is fucking bonkers. She is clinically insane. Her need for conflict is so strange and infuriating.

And Josh actually hit the nail on the head, even in his drunk stupor and autistic rage. She screams at him and then tries to talk in a normal voice to make him feel crazy, like he's the one that's blowing everything up and being the aggressor to the "poor calm victim". It's the kind of manipulation tactics a 13-year-old would use. Good on ya Josh, I'm relieved that you could actually see her manipulative ways.

But honestly, I'm cheering for the boy in this recording. He spoke to Jessica in the only way everyone in her life should speak to her. I wish I knew Jessica IRL just so I could speak with her in this fashion. Just whatever loop she goes into, this is the only correct answer to give.

"it wasn't a shot"
"FUCK YOU"
"but it...it..it wasn't a"
"FUCK YOU"
"it wasn't a shot"
"FUCK YOU"
"it wasn't a shot though"
"FUCK YOU"
"it wasn't a shot"
"FUCK YOU"
 
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Clint probably told cobra that "the girl is dead to you" or some shit. Trying to tell him to pretend as such and put her out of her mind.

And in drunk tard brain, cobra thought "she broke up with me due to trolls. Clint says she's dead to me. Therefore she must be dead because of trolls"
 
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Clint probably told cobra that "the girl is dead to you" or some shit. Trying to tell him to pretend as such and put her out of her mind.

And in drunk tard brain, cobra thought "she broke up with me due to trolls. Clint says she's dead to me. Therefore she must be dead because of trolls"
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You might be more retarded than Josh.

"She broke up with me due to trolls" is referring to Summer.

Clint and Tanis told Josh that Alicia Rohde died so he would stop talking about her online or whatever he was doing. Josh would have just been distraught and cried for days about it and then moved on until troles informed him she didn't die, and he was dumbfounded.
 
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Hennimore said:
Man that's fucking grim. I know Clint feels helpless with Josh but fuck, come on man.
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Might provide some insights into Clint's relationship with the rest of his family too. Really doesn't seem like he's on good terms with anybody if he's going to bail on the rest of the family to die on some fruity island.
 
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That was really rough to hear. The fact that she's recording this as "evidence" that she's an abuse victim, and she actually thinks it makes her look like the victim, is fucking bonkers. She is clinically insane. Her need for conflict is so strange and infuriating.

And Josh actually hit the nail on the head, even in his drunk stupor and autistic rage. She screams at him and then tries to talk in a normal voice to make him feel crazy, like he's the one that's blowing everything up and being the aggressor to the "poor calm victim". It's the kind of manipulation tactics a 13-year-old would use. Good on ya Josh, I'm relieved that you could actually see her manipulative ways.

But honestly, I'm cheering for the boy in this recording. He spoke to Jessica in the only way everyone in her life should speak to her. I wish I knew Jessica IRL just so I could speak with her in this fashion. Just whatever loop she goes into, this is the only correct answer to give.

"it wasn't a shot"
"FUCK YOU"
"but it...it..it wasn't a"
"FUCK YOU"
"it wasn't a shot"
"FUCK YOU"
"it wasn't a shot though"
"FUCK YOU"
"it wasn't a shot"
"FUCK YOU"
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She even let it slip to Chris at the end of the call that he threw "half a shot" at her and yet she was drenched. Okay girl lol.
 
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