Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Molly Millions said:
Ozzy is sober
Ozzy believes in Jesus
Ozzy isn't a goth

It's almost like Cobra is worshipping an ideal version of Ozzy that only exists in his head
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We just might have to finally accept the conclusion that Cobra is more of a goth, more of a rockstar, and more of a wizard than Ozzy ever was.
 
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Comedy/Conspiracy podcast "WarMode" that is very closely associated with comedian Shane Gillis used some audio from our gothic badboy for the intro of their latest episode.

TWU Dawgs.

 
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Did anyone post the new Darf video?
He answers some questions about his dwarven foundry.
He plans to make more videos.
He does not sell 8 dollar machetes.
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To think there was a chance, if it wasn't for that fucking Carl Odegaard, that Josh never completely turned to the dark lord and ended up working for his high school buddy Darflinny in his metal shop, maybe even gets married, instead of telling everyone he is a professional wand maker while he solicits donos for chaturbate and Jack Daniels.

Fucking Carl
 
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When do you guys think Cobra is going to get around to making that $500 wand?

A) Whenever he wants
B) When he feels like it
C) When he gets around to it
D) All of the above

Bonus Question: Will he have to do a crossed arms pouting e-beg stream to get enough money to ship it?
 
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Hennimore said:
When do you guys think Cobra is going to get around to making that $500 wand?

A) Whenever he wants
B) When he feels like it
C) When he gets around to it
D) All of the above

Bonus Question: Will he have to do a crossed arms pouting e-beg stream to get enough money to ship it?
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My guess is he has to wait for clint to find the time to come over and make it. Kind of skeptical he does any wandmaking if he's buying 90 dollar wands for himself.
 
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GameratePTSD said:
Did anyone post the new Darf video?
He answers some questions about his dwarven foundry.
He plans to make more videos.
He does not sell 8 dollar machetes.
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The only question darf needs to answer is why the fuck did he have thousands of dollars worth of girl scout cookies and why the fuck did he donate them to the police department and not a food bank or woman’s shelter?
 
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Slim Boglim said:
The only question darf needs to answer is why the fuck did he have thousands of dollars worth of girl scout cookies and why the fuck did he donate them to the police department and not a food bank or woman’s shelter?
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In I remeber correctly, this was around the George Floyd incident. Darf just wanted to show his support and solidarity to Casper's finest the only way he knows how.
It would be funnier if he gave them chainmail armor, though.
 
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Hennimore said:
When do you guys think Cobra is going to get around to making that $500 wand?

A) Whenever he wants
B) When he feels like it
C) When he gets around to it
D) All of the above

Bonus Question: Will he have to do a crossed arms pouting e-beg stream to get enough money to ship it?
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E) Weather permitting.
 
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The only nuclear option Clint has is to do nothing — like stop helping.

Don’t pay his utility bills. Don’t drive him to Post office to get his fan shipped booze and duster. Don’t buy him groceries. Don’t pay his phone bill or internet…

Cobes would throw a fit in his dark, no water or internet having trailer. But it would def challenge his idea of being a fully independent retard.
 
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He said “Internal Champion” lmao.

“So, cheers to Brad, I guess.” Also admits to drinking all day and waking up at 6a to start drinking some more, allegedly because he felt so torn up about this dude…who died three months ago and who he admits he isn’t sure how much of a fan he was. Never change, Jord.

Edit: He drops “persade” (facade) in that video. One of my favorite Cobra malapropisms.

I also love how he makes a thank you video to those stupid Angry Grandpa people and just titles it “thank you,” ensuring those retards never see it. He also said he was “probably listening to music” when the donation came in — but no. He was about to enter a wand loop.

Did he leave that green drink combo out on the desk all night and start drinking it again? 🤢
 
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Duck Duck No said:

RIP stream for a guy who's been dead for 3 months (https://www.stereogum.com/2265836/m...-sumerlands-eternal-champion-dead-at-36/news/)
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people always say time is slower in Casper as a joke, but im starting to believe it.

kcripbrad.jpg

EDIT: comment left on the song linked in the comments of his video
 
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