Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

To be fair she wouldn't be the first person to insinuate Josh fools around with guys in private. Warlord also insinuated it when he was drunk and they were both talking to Krystal on Discord. It was something to the effect of "I'm horny and hungry. You couldn't satisfy the first one because you couldn't get it up." to which Josh got flustered saying "I'M NOT GAY DOODT."
The 'drunk demon' video in his first apartment ended up coming across as homoerotic at points.
 
Cobra ASMR - You get eight uncut minutes of ASMR per twenty minute video.
You are a fucking hero. Thank you for this.

All I have to say is that, in the future, add all bottle/glass clinks you can find, as well as the *glug glug* sound the bottle of Everclear makes when dispensing a dank drink combo.

Keep going, sir. You're doing the Sky God's work.
 
You are a fucking hero. Thank you for this.

All I have to say is that, in the future, add all bottle/glass clinks you can find, as well as the *glug glug* sound the bottle of Everclear makes when dispensing a dank drink combo.

Keep going, sir. You're doing the Sky God's work.
I'll make one tomorrow if you have a favorite one you'd like ASMR'd. Let's say maximum of 20 mins, multiple videos are fine.

For that matter, I've been wanting to make content for this thread, I've been making it, I'd like to make more. Does anyone have any ideas for Cobra content? I just thought of this randomly at work an hour before I made it. I'd like to make a compilation video of like a 6x4 cube of videos of Cobes doing something, then all 24 windows of Cobes do it at once like that Nick Rikieta bottle lick video. Anyway, post suggestions, anything that gets buzz I will probably make just for fun.
 
I'll make one tomorrow if you have a favorite one you'd like ASMR'd. Let's say maximum of 20 mins, multiple videos are fine.

For that matter, I've been wanting to make content for this thread, I've been making it, I'd like to make more. Does anyone have any ideas for Cobra content? I just thought of this randomly at work an hour before I made it. I'd like to make a compilation video of like a 6x4 cube of videos of Cobes doing something, then all 24 windows of Cobes do it at once like that Nick Rikieta bottle lick video. Anyway, post suggestions, anything that gets buzz I will probably make just for fun.
I’d like you to do a video compilation of every time he says “That’s What’s Up.”

From 2012 to 2024. 12 years of TWU in one 6 hour video.
 
Who was his favorite serial killer??
I don't know if he has ever explicitly said "This is my favorite serial killer" but he has mentioned numerous times that Texas Chainsaw Massacre is based off Ed Gein so I'd say that's a safe bet. Back in the basement and first apartment days he always seemed to have a fascination with true crime stuff because he would list off a ton of different killers, he would often forget their names but he was well aware of various facts about their crimes. After awhile I think he realized how creepy it sounded so he started saying "serial killers are interesting from a psychological standpoint but that's about it" and eventually that morphed into "Fuck serial killers doodt".

There was a period though where he would say that if things went differently for him he would have been a serial killer. This statement was usually accompanied by him doing his stupid unhinged face and evil laugh.
 

New night video, he's wasted as fuck looping about Jessica and talking about the drunken peasants talking about his situation.
-He goes off on a tangent about how Jessica doesn't give a fuck about mead making, then lists off rules of brewing like keeping the yeast sludge in the primary fermenter, using clean jars, etc. That he doesn't follow, insists on filtering the mead (no one asides from him uses filters, you're supposed to let the sludge, which is dead yeast and other sediment, settle and suck out the clarified liquid, which he doesn't).
-He goes on to complain about how the drunken peasants coveted his nudes.
-Reviews part of one of Jessica's videos bitching about him, reiterates how he broke up with Jessica and how his trolls are jealous of him getting laid.
-Makes excuses for Jessica, said the trolls caused his breakup, said she couldn't handle the pressure.
-drinks more chocolate beer, complains about drunken peasants further and how they compared him to other lolcows.
-says his trolls will go after jessica instead because she reacts more
-complains about people supporting Jessica with money, also says it's impossible to make new wands fast enough to make any real money (bullshit)
-says he totally ignores other people telling him not to drink because they also drink (they drink 1/100th as much as him)
-explains how it's OK to not use a 1$ airlock on a mead container and how you can just "leave the cap a bit loose" says a mead is successful if you don't get sick from it. Talks about how he literally pours mead (sludge included, you're supposed to leave it as undisturbed as possible when extracting the mead) into a new jar instead of using a fucking 5$ siphon (this pisses me off)
-reviews (fake?) deathbedtapes interacting with Jessica for about 10 seconds before stopping the recording


Best quote of the vid:
(Slurring words) "Everyone's seen my dick because of my stupid youtube trolls, who are gay for my cock. Or theirs doesn't look as good so they're obsessed with it."


Cobra's speech in this video reminds me of a 90 year old in mental decline who's loaded up on meds
 
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I love how ignorant he is of everything. He thinks the Drunken Peasants are the ones clipping Jessica and that this is a new and innovative tactic pioneered by them.

He seems fascinated by these clips and he obviously had no idea that she was going live six times a day and having mental breakdowns while screaming his name.

"I already explained to the Casper Police that I broke up with Jessica."

This is Cobra at his best :story:
 
NAL loops for hours, Cobes loops for WEEKS. We're on episode 100-ish of Jessica Boyle is a sicko / mead lessons. She left August 4th, it's September 22nd and it's still 80% of his content.
He’ll probably be on this loop until something new happens in the Cobraverse. NAL sperging is his new KFC double down loop.
 
Jeeeeeezus toobs is nobody gotta talk about whatever that is on his face he's picking at?
It'd be fun to speculate herpes from the bog witch's rotten wendys cooter.
But my realistic bet is on heavily infected razor burn since the BOY is somewhat recently groomed.
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Jeeeeeezus toobs is nobody gotta talk about whatever that is on his face he's picking at?
It'd be fun to speculate herpes from the bog witch's rotten wendys cooter.
But my realistic bet is on heavily infected razor burn since the BOY is somewhat recently groomed.
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He had a very similar wound on the other side of his face he was picking at in a recent video. Just based on the fact he has identical wounds on both sides I'm gonna say it's razor burn but knowing Josh he could have took a tumble multiple times while wasted.

An absolute classic. Some of his finest work. I'm a big fan of his "rant" videos. Highly underrated
For me it's "pipe thoughts" but it's been awhile since we got one since Josh retired that series.
 
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