Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Sicko Hunter]

do we know if he knows how to go about it or was it clint?

Clint. There is a zero percent chance Cobes is capable of filing charges against anyone on his own.

I just don't see clint getting involved in this type of situations.

Clint steps in when things get serious. Leaking revenge porn is fairly serious.

 

[PetiteFeet]

You know what? Good. I hope NAL gets clapped so hard by karma she never rears her Björk-stalker face again. I do feel bad for whoever has to deal with her, except for the paypig/s.

 

[Hennimore]

 

[Pencil Pusher]

Wet brain coming in nicely, toobs. That Old Crow is running the mouth, and nothing but a train wreck holiday season ahead.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

You know what? Good. I hope NAL gets clapped so hard by karma she never rears her Björk-stalker face again. I do feel bad for whoever has to deal with her, except for the paypig/s.

I hope she gets taser'd and then gets the George Floyd treatment by Casper's finest.

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Posting publicly on FB about his relationships and sex life is a time honored Cobra tradition.

 

[Drama Fan]

Update

COBRA. COBRA NOOO. COBES THAT ONLY ENCOURAGES HER

So many cobra quotable in this one toobz

Pourning any Mtn Dew into the bottom shelf whisky is truly disgusting

 

[Fortyone]

She can move in with Ethan Ralph for a revenge porn duo.

I can't even imagine how insane it would be if they met up

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

I'm still skeptical he pressed charges. Maybe he spoke with the police and they explained what he would need to do.

 

[TV's Adam West]

THAT WHORE IS GUILTY
GUILTY
HANG THAT BITCH RIGHT NOW, I GOT THE ROPE RIGHT HERE!

 

[ArgFly]

I'm still skeptical he pressed charges. Maybe he spoke with the police and they explained what he would need to do.

I'm skeptical too, but this does feel like a time where Clint would step in and help.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

THAT WHORE IS GUILTY
GUILTY
HANG THAT BITCH RIGHT NOW, I GOT THE ROPE RIGHT HERE!

"You mi- YOU MIGHT be from Wyoming when give your ex that frontier justice for revenge porning you, gnomesayin'. *spits tobacco*"

 

[Drama Fan]

Not even the troles deserve NAL. (Based alert)

Just get a free house from your parents, Jessica. No disrespect to Ozzy

 

[Hennimore]

I'm still skeptical he pressed charges. Maybe he spoke with the police and they explained what he would need to do.

It would definitely be in character for Josh to think all you have to do is talk to a police officer and then they will take it from there. I mean honestly even people of average intelligence, I've found, have zero understanding of how the justice system actually works until they have to go through it themselves.

 

[Mushroom King]

I just got home from work to this shit. What kinda edit should I make? There's so much stuff I could pan out of this one. Still working on my Halloween shitpost, I like where it's going so far. I have a really great idea for a video of Cobra preparing himself with magical training to make ready for the Witch's arrival.

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Smoking on NAL packs.

 

[clipartfan92]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_711JmjdVs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgz30IorYGE

Spoiler: Archives

Title: My ex is revenge porning me
Date: 2024-10-18
URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_711JmjdVs (archive.ph)(PreserveTube)(mega.nz 720p)
480p archive:

Title: I pressed charges
Date: 2024-10-19
URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgz30IorYGE (archive.ph)(PreserveTube)(mega.nz 720p)
480p archive:

 

[AnOminous]

did he really press charges, do we know if he knows how to go about it or was it clint? I just don't see clint getting involved in this type of situations.

People say "pressed charges" but that's up to the prosecutor. I think he probably called the cops though.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

hopefully this leads to a restraining order as well that way if NAL does go to casper again all cobes has to do is call the cops and she will get dragged off screaming.

 

[JanitorJoe]

Not even the troles deserve NAL. (Based alert)
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Just get a free house from your parents, Jessica. No disrespect to Ozzy
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yeah that was hilarious, he thinks everyones parents are papa clunt and they can just casually buy a house aka trailer for their unwanted tard offspring

 

[RodgerDodger]

he had to speak to the non-emergency revenge porn department at Casper PD

I'm assuming they maybe suggested that "he should not stick his dick in the crazy!"

 

['Ole Dente]

Good. I’m glad Josh pressed charges, this shit with her has been getting out of hand since day 1. I understand his forgiving nature, knowing full well that he’s extremely far from being perfect himself but holy shit, man. She destroyed a laundry room and got you evicted. She drove you so fucking insane she almost made you kill yourself and silently filmed it to blackmail you with later. She nightly had Wild Turkey inspired mental breakdowns in the kitchen almost specifically designed to wear down your mental facilities with insane guilt trips.

Your line in the sand for putting in a protection order or pressing charges should not be revenge porn. It should be way, way before that. Love yourself, little boglim.