Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Star Spangled Bogger said:
That homeless character from ATHF says "I'm a dirt wizard", though I don't remember which episode it's from. Maybe the writers are Cobra fans?
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Jimmy, originally called "Tree Wizard" or simply referred to as "Homeless Guy," is a recurring character on Aqua Teen Hunger Force. He first appeared in the episode "Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary" When Shake needed money to pay off Zakk Wylde for the recording, editing, and playing of the song "Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary". Because of Shake's lack of money, he put Meatwad's room up for sale (similar to the episode "Mayhem of the Mooninites.") The character shows up and starts murmuring incoherently, and when Shake goes to show him the room, he steals their TV and muffins and runs off. In this episode, he is called "Tree Wizard" by Shake who reads the alleged name off of some kind of application form.

The second time was in "Gee Whiz" when he appeared on the billboard with the picture of Gee Whiz (which really was Ted Nugent). Initially he announced that Frylock was Gee Whiz, then decided he must be Gee Whiz. When Master Shake asked him sarcastically if he could fly, he promptly jumped off the billboard screaming and hit the pavement face first, killing himself.

He asks Meatwad to bring him a Daiquiri in jail by smuggling it up his butt in the episode Bart Oates. He was shot and killed by Carl during the episode Robots Everywhere, but returned in "Piranha Germs" since ATHF has no continuity.

In "The Greatest Story Ever Told," Jimmy self-publishes a religious text called The Bibble on the back of a bunch of prescription drug labels in which he is the central figure. Shake becomes a member of this religion and gathers in a church with past Aqua Teen villains, with portraits of Jimmy hung around the church.
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Edit: holy fuck this thumbnail killed me
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
That homeless character from ATHF says "I'm a dirt wizard", though I don't remember which episode it's from. Maybe the writers are Cobra fans?
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I think it is the episode where Shake is trying to rent/sell the house because he needs money really bad (I think to pay Geddy Lee and Zakk Wylde for the new birthday song they recorded for Shake). Could be wrong been a while since I watched the older episodes.
 
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LiquidChrisRespecter said:
Jessica Anne Boyle repeated ad nauseam that she snail trailed all over the underwear and the knife.

If by some miracle there is another of-age, alive, consenting, cisgender, of-age fangirl, do not try to bequeath those literal biohazards to her, for fucks sake.
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is she saying she shoved that knife up her cooch? Move over, Yoni Eggs. Time to mass-produce yoni knives.
JFC why is she so vile. I know Josh is immature and gets a boner over fantasies befit of a teenaged boy but she truly is the queen to his king. If she wasn't a BPD suffering mental grifter, they could've been happy together. No children, just disgusting misery.
 
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Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
Astonishing how any weird food combination is as good as sex according to Cobes.
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There's got to be a word for what Cobra has. Some type of over-sensory stimulation that the sloppa de jour just activates. He drinks the smells in and seems to enjoy the most confusing mélange in flavor profile. "Mmmm, tastes like fish."
 
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Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
Astonishing how any weird food combination is as good as sex according to Cobes.
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He lives like he thinks an adult leads their life - drinking alcohol, smoking, indulging in weed etc and slathering his food with chili and hotsauce because it's mature or masculine to do so. Some people would describe a delicious, extravagant chocolate cake from a good restaurant as being as good as sex and he's probably heard that same description in some pop-culture media.
 
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AnOminous said:
If you had a gun to your head and the choice between drinking a gallon of bogmead or going down on NAL, how quickly would you force the guy to shoot you?
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I would do bogmead assuming a doctor was on standby and I have a cocktail of antibiotics to drink after.
 
Shishou Dollars said:
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I've had these sparkling ice drinks before, they're pretty lightly carbonated. The fact his teeth are so melted that he has to directly pour the room-temp drink down his gullet is pretty grim.
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Wait and see what kind of exciting soups and smoothies he can whip up once his teeth die.
 
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Shishou Dollars said:
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I've had these sparkling ice drinks before, they're pretty lightly carbonated. The fact his teeth are so melted that he has to directly pour the room-temp drink down his gullet is pretty grim.
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I love those things, try the blue caffeinated version. I can only get the half the time because they stay sold out.

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