Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[PigFarm]

It finally happened. I fell curse to having a Cobra dream, something that has plagued many of you.

I come here to tell yall and sign on to see Jessica has finally decided to make death threats. What a day

 

[Captain Ahab]

The courts won’t do much because no one takes female on male violence and abuse seriously. I mean, courts are pretty apathetic even when it comes to male on female violence, but when the situation is reverse, they really don’t give a shit. Especially when it happens among the bottom rungs of society. Maybe if some rich dude got abused, they’d move their asses, but in this situation, it’s just some trailer park drama.

 

[W00K #17]

I think what they want is a order of protection from what I read even in wyoming its alot easier to get and she doesn't have to be in state

Username checks out.

 

[Giant Machine]

Since it is multi jurisdictioNAL, chances are the courts and police won't do much. Not that they can't, but there would need to be so much back and forth between the courts/police in both localities that it just won't happen. Let's be honest, police want to work as little as possible, and unless the crime is happening right in front of them they typically don't do a hell of a lot about it.

I don't think much can be done until she shows up in Casper (as she has threatened to do).

 

['Ole Dente]

NAL doesn't have the executive functioning skills to plan and effectuate a cross country assassination without direct involvement from someone like oinkers or other deranged alog. I'm sure there are real life counter examples im unaware of but it's hard for me to see any of those faggots knowingly being an accessory to murder. Or much, much more likely - her own suicide.

I'm gunna tell some of you younger men a story. Sit around cause grandpa's talking and I'm probably not gunna be able to do this for much longer cause I'm old as shit and my balls hurt.

In my younger days, I used to love bi-polar women. At their best, they are open to sexual exploration, they are generally pretty beautiful creatures, they're open to spur of the moment bouts of fun on the town and it cannot be understated that the flip side of their obsession is that they love deeply and intensely. In the best of moments it is a beautiful thing, I encourage everyone to try it once.

'Ole Dente had himself a betty he was sweet on and was all nice to, boy she was something else but she was fuckin' wild and retarded. 3 months into it and she bit a piece of flesh outta my leg, so I hit her in the head with a stool. Don't gimme shit about that I still think it was the appropriate reaction in the moment and, if someone literally took flesh from me again, I'd probably hit 'em with a stool again, I'd hit a baby with a stool I don't give a fuck. I broke up with her after that because I like my leg and I didn't wanna lose much more of it and for 15 years that wild bitch bothered me. She tried to kill me two seperate times, one time with a rake and another with an old rifle. Other times she sent me Chrysanthemums which was admittedly a very nice gesture but she was still retarded.

Now I hadn't sent her off to jail because I kinda liked the game we were playing but there's some of you out there who'd probably not enjoy it and I don't blame you. So when you're approaching a bi-polar retard who can suck your dick real good, you just remember, 15 years is a long time, they will probably try to kill you with guns, and you don't get that piece of your leg back.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I often wonder what the Clint critics would do in his shoes besides "throw him a group home". They always act like everything is so easy and are never parents themselves, let alone with one that's legitimately mentally handicapped.

Exactly. I bet majority of the Clint critics don't have any relatives or friends who have struggled with an invisible handicaps in the form of mental health issues, an addiction or a developmental disorder, much less know how they'd react as a parent to a child with any or all three types of difficulties. I don't wish handicaps on anyone, even if it's something you can live with. The struggle to get your/your relative's diagnosis figured out and treated is so difficult even in a country with free healthcare. The struggle with the system to get the correct help. The struggle to get your child moved into a secure living situation.

Clint Saunders is not some Christian Saint or martyr, he's just a regular man who put his dick in crazy and chose to raise his retarded son himself, fighting for full custody and actually succeeding in a system that always prefers the mother over the father. He hasn't outright abandoned Josh but he is also a man who has a family and a personal life outside of cleaning up after his boglim child's shenanigans.
I don't relish his position in this. I just hope Jessica Boyle isn't a danger to anyone but herself.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Circle of protection on cobes
Clint seriously get your boy
I don't know how I will feel if something happens to that gothic bad boy stud that shreds on the guitar and also smells good.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I swear, all the big Cobes happenings take place when I'm at work on the other side of Boonieville. This threat has some weight given that Jessica has a new paypig, but less than people think. Even the most back-alley arms dealers have standards when it comes to selling guns, so I can't see her having much of a chance with what would likely be an $8 machete versus a shotgun.
If the dark circle stars align and Jessica travels to Casper, arms herself, and comes to Joshie's trailer, we might see trouble. ESPECIALLY if Josh flips on her again.

 

[bonified retard]

Is clint a bad dad artist?

I have a dream house (2024)

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I often wonder what the Clint critics would do in his shoes besides "throw him a group home". They always act like everything is so easy and are never parents themselves, let alone with one that's legitimately mentally handicapped.

I understand how difficult it is and Clint has done many of the important things acceptably.

Some things I would have done:

Cut down the Internet. Clint is an attention whore himself and he openly encourages Josh's online behavior. I know you can't fully block him from going online, but this should have been stopped long before Josh became an e-celebrity.

Put some responsibility on Josh for fucking up. Clint has given a lot to keep finding Josh a place to live. It's very simple to avoid getting evicted from apartments. When he keeps carelessly fucking up and being defiant, some tough love is needed. Make Josh find outlets to survive on his own with his disability benefits. Even if Josh ends up homeless for a bit. He's never going to learn when you keep bailing him out. I know Josh is retarded and could die, but what's the plan for the future?

 

[CumBsCPCollection]

Is there any concrete evidence that Nal and Josh aren't actually related? Does anyone know the first thing about the mother other than she fucked Clint Saunders 30 some odd years ago?

 

[DSP for president 2032]

I think what they want is a order of protection

I thought this was another occult term, I'm not gonna lie lmao!

it cannot be understated that the flip side of their obsession is that they love deeply and intensely

She tried to kill me two seperate times, one time with a rake and another with an old rifle.

and for 15 years that wild bitch bothered me

Other times she sent me Chrysanthemums

You ever think that you've played into her obsessions because you also want to live in a dramatic romance thriller novel?

Now I hadn't sent her off to jail because I kinda liked the game we were playing but there's some of you out there who'd probably not enjoy it

Oh that's exactly what is happening. Well, shack up with your Based Princess Disorder wife in the care home already, you old fuck! Grow tomatoes in the garden and take RV trips while you still can.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Is there any concrete evidence that Nal and Josh aren't actually related? Does anyone know the first thing about the mother other than she fucked Clint Saunders 30 some odd years ago?

There's no chance they're related in any way. NAL and her family are on the opposite end of the country from Wyoming.

 

[CumBsCPCollection]

There's no chance they're related in any way. NAL and her family are on the opposite end of the country from Wyoming.

People live in California and have cousins in Maine

 

[spacko]

I don't think NALs threats are to be taken seriously unless she continues to repeat them a number of times over a number of days. She was drunk at half asleep when she made those threats right, after a wommart adventure, and it was the only one time?

Repeated threats over time is incredibly stupid, but she is incredibly stupid.

unfortunately she has a gaggle of subhuman retards willing to drop cash on her to pay for her to travel to casper and have already encouraged/paid her once to drive him to stick a loaded shotgun in his own face and film the whole thing

if it was just the BPD whore making drug-fucked fantasies it wouldn't be much of a worry but there are a bunch of sick fucks who have shown they would love to see cobes and/or NAL make some gore porn and try to make it happen

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

People live in California and have cousins in Maine

Sure, but we know who NAL's parents are and they're not remotely related to Josh's mother, who also looks absolutely nothing like NAL.

 

[Cambiar]

Is there any concrete evidence that Nal and Josh aren't actually related? Does anyone know the first thing about the mother other than she fucked Clint Saunders 30 some odd years ago?

Why the fuck would you think theyre related? They aren't.

 

[CumBsCPCollection]

Sure, but we know who NAL's parents are and they're not remotely related to Josh's mother, who also looks absolutely nothing like NAL.

If we don't know anything about Josh's mother, how can we be sure where the family tree may intertwine? Maybe she's Cobe's mother. Maybe she's Cobe's sister and those are Clint's parents she lives with. Maybe she's Clint's sister. I haven't seen any paperwork...

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

If we don't know anything about Josh's mother, how can we be sure where the family tree may intertwine? Maybe she's Cobe's mother. Maybe she's Cobe's sister and those are Clint's parents she lives with. Maybe she's Clint's sister. I haven't seen any paperwork...

NAL Birtherism, you love to see it.

 

[spacko]

If we don't know anything about Josh's mother, how can we be sure where the family tree may intertwine? Maybe she's Cobe's mother. Maybe she's Cobe's sister and those are Clint's parents she lives with. Maybe she's Clint's sister. I haven't seen any paperwork...

ok @wry wrangler i can see where you're going with this