Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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He only shits his pants on camera to own the troles.
I'm not sure if shitting your pants on purpose is better or worse than shitting your pants accidentally

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All I know is that I have been owned
 
I'm not sure if shitting your pants on purpose is better or worse than shitting your pants accidentally

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All I know is that I have been owned
There was a wet and juicy mini saga in 2022 where he'd upload nothing but joke and fart shorts. People on the subreddit thought that was a dry spell for content if you can believe that.
 
He only shits his pants on camera to own the troles.

I'm not sure if shitting your pants on purpose is better or worse than shitting your pants accidentally
It's always funny what common traits lolcows have. Ethan Ralph shit himself accidently and then threatened to do it on purpose to own the trolls (people who pointed out that he shit his pants). It is what it is toobz.
 
You should introduce him quest-wise by having to DoorDash him some alcohol, only for him to be mid-spergout after a Guard Wellness Check.
"YOU KNOW WHAT PISSES ME OFF, VVARDENFELL? WASTING THE GUARDS TIME!!! I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THE BALMORA CITY GUARD COMING OVER HERE BECAUSE OF MY FAGGOT ASS MAGES GUILD TROLES!"
 
There was a wet and juicy mini saga in 2022 where he'd upload nothing but joke and fart shorts. People on the subreddit thought that was a dry spell for content if you can believe that.
That was a funny mini era. I had to unsub though, I couldn't take the sheer volume of fart and Talking Tom videos he was pumping out.

They weren't happy over there unless we were getting something akin to the eviction phone call once a week.
 
I wonder if Jessica goes underground over this, Cobra is too mellow and slow to report his a logs, there were boghags from reddit earlier this year who wanted Cobra shot.
She was co-owner of Halloween novelty store and a Redditor.
What is it about Cobra and his capability to attract people who either threaten to murder him, coax other to do the same and brag online how they're going off evil pedophile Cobra. His entire subreddit were filled with these mouth breathers who are likely goad Jessica to attempt to murder an innocent man.
 
I am continually amazed at how nothing can possibly go right for Josh. He must have really fucked up in a past life to have been reincarnated into this one.
I'm more amazed by the opposite. any normal person who goes through such ridiculous things as josh wouldn't make it out unscathed but he somehow manages to just keep on truckin. Sure he's deteriorated over the years but it's amazing things don't end up WORSE for him than they do.

He's been like that forever. he does something retarded or totally fucks up what's working out and then just keeps on doing whatever it is he's doing. If I did any of the shit I've seen josh do or walked right into the situations I've seen him go into despite knowing better over the last 10 years I'd probably be worse off than he is, and I can't even blame autism.
 
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