Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Terrorist]

With his dying breath, Puff cast a curse on Cobra

No trole, Pufferths still alive and he’s sprinting across the Black Hills as we speak to protect his BOY

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

It finally happened. I fell curse to having a Cobra dream, something that has plagued many of you.

I come here to tell yall and sign on to see Jessica has finally decided to make death threats. What a day

Last year I had a dream that cobra repented of being gross and bald and magically grew hair by the grace of YHWH. He then went on to go become a pastor.
One can dream, eh?

 

[PigFarm]

Last year I had a dream that cobra repented of being gross and bald and magically grew hair by the grace of YHWH. He then went on to go become a pastor.
One can dream, eh?

Better than mine. I was his semi live in girlfriend and his one rule was to not get friendly with his mom, and we ended up getting along so he kicked me out. I contacted Jessica to come help me pack my shit up.

Sign i need to chill off of kf for a bit

 

[Drama Fan]

I am continually amazed at how nothing can possibly go right for Josh. He must have really fucked up in a past life to have been reincarnated into this one.

I keep getting stuck in this cycle of Samsara. IT'S FUCKING PISSING ME OFF

 

[Chernabog3000]

You see those White trash couples constantly getting in domestic fights on COPS and you wonder how someone gets to that point in life. Now we know, we just got a behind the scenes look at a future COPS episode.

Except the people on cops live together and do that shit every other day. Like cobes and co are relatively tame even in Casper. Crazy for sure but like on opposite ends of the country. Long distance domestics are quite rare. Cobes and bitchtits maybe the first. There's really no precedent for this, its that batshit. It'd make for good TV for sure but this like Tyler the creator wtf is cyber bullying nigga don't look at the screen kinda domestic violence. It's as simple as cutting off contact. Normal domestics don't have that luxury cause they actually like lives together and share responsibilities and shit. Cobes could stop this today if he wasnt so fucking online.

 

['Ole Dente]

You ever think that you've played into her obsessions because you also want to live in a dramatic romance thriller novel?

You lookin’ for something like that? Cause I’m open to driving to your house and having sex with your toaster while you watch.

Seriously I’m in my elder years son I don’t give a fuck, just enjoy the funny story and try not to read into it too much.

 

[Blindeye]

Can't get the sentence "What's up fellow YouTubers, my ex Jessica Boyle revenge porned my ass" out of my head, gotta be one of the funniest things ever spoken

 

[Quandaries Sage]

Never in my life have I been more afraid for a the well being of a cow

 

[Xenomorph]

Jessica is ready to put Cobe's corpse in her bubbling cauldron.
Season of the witch, after all.

 

[Fortyone]

Looks like homeboy Aaron got back with his whale despite the tit sucking incident. She messaged someone on the kingcobrajfs Facebook group and gave lots of invalid excuses on why she's still with a man who cheated on her and sucked the world's nastiest hangers filled with curdled milk

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Looks like homeboy Aaron got back with his whale despite the tit sucking incident. She messaged someone on the kingcobrajfs Facebook group and gave lots of invalid excuses on why she's still with a man who cheated on her and sucked the world's nastiest hangers filled with curdled milk

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Making excuses for a cheater? That's MDNWU. Girl needs to find her self respect and a new man.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

Aaron "won't talk about it" and "doesn't remember" sucking Nal's tit and is now framing it as a sexual assault? That's convenient.
How low is this woman's self esteem to even entertain believing that horse shit?
I mean... she's dating Aaron so I guess I just answered my own question.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Aaron "won't talk about it" and "doesn't remember" sucking Nal's tit and is now framing it as a sexual assault? That's convenient.
How low is this woman's self esteem to even entertain believing that horse shit?
I mean... she's dating Aaron so I guess I just answered my own question.

Look at her profile, I'm no longer on FB but her profile reads like someone who just wants to be accepted to the point she takes on conflicting views in the hope something sticks. She's like the personification of the don't judge a book by its cover trope to an extreme degree that makes me wonder if she actually has any concrete views that can't be shattered. Also she's a deathfat

 

[Bixby Snyder]

May Cobratin (peace be upon him), cast a Circle of Protection on Cobes.

I have a few questions that nobody seems to have asked:

Is Clint a bad father?

Is Puffts dead?

Why isn’t Cobes in a grouphome?!

Joking aside, no way Cobes would smoke the Hag Queen. He had an argument with her and cosplayed suck starting his shotgun. Worst case scenario is she shows up and he lets her in for that sweet Wendy’s Baconator with extra dipping sauce

 

[ibeatmywife]

May Cobratin (peace be upon him), cast a Circle of Protection on Cobes.

I have a few questions that nobody seems to have asked:

Is Clint a bad father?

Is Puffts dead?

Why isn’t Cobes in a grouphome?!

Joking aside, no way Cobes would smoke the Hag Queen. He had an argument with her and cosplayed suck starting his shotgun. Worst case scenario is she shows up and he lets her in for that sweet Wendy’s Baconator with extra dipping sauce

He talked about it like he has ammo for his gun too I wonder if he was doing that just in the hopes she would shut the fuck up and leave him alone. Big assumptions here but if he has ammo and didn't even attempt to get any during the incident it makes it seem like that was never really his intention

 

[HansKlokBier]

Aaron "won't talk about it" and "doesn't remember" sucking Nal's tit and is now framing it as a sexual assault? That's convenient.

I accidently sucked demogorgon gutterslut titties becuz I was to drunk.

What a retard.

 

[cascadeplatinum]

Look at her profile, I'm no longer on FB but her profile reads like someone who just wants to be accepted to the point she takes on conflicting views in the hope something sticks. She's like the personification of the don't judge a book by its cover trope to an extreme degree that makes me wonder if she actually has any concrete views that can't be shattered. Also she's a deathfat

She’s a complete sucker, which is why a lot of shitholes pick the fattest of fatties. Pretend that you’re gonna wife them up eventually and you can do just about anything to them. Beat them up, cheat on them, make them support you financially, treat them like dogs. They aren’t going anywhere. Hilarious. Even NAL demands more respect than this.

Either way, her man is forever tied online to being Aryan Aaron and sucking on a gross retarded friend’s saggy, abusive girlfriend, asking if he could please also taste her Baconator. What a winner, I hope she has babies with him. The kids will love finding Dad’s legacy online.

 

[mars]

Most people seem to forget that the last time Cobes went shooting he missed targets a few yards away. His wonk eyes really affect his marksmanship. He's got two shots with that shotgun and one is going 4 ft above her head and then other is going into the dirt between them.

 

[Bifocal Lens]

Looks like homeboy Aaron got back with his whale despite the tit sucking incident. She messaged someone on the kingcobrajfs Facebook group and gave lots of invalid excuses on why she's still with a man who cheated on her and sucked the world's nastiest hangers filled with curdled milk

I can't get over Aaron's pedo stash and his balding head. The guy looks like such a goober.
Still, kind of happy for him. That woman is morbidly obese but still looks like a couple of astronomical units above NAL. I still can't believe that he willingly wanted to suck on Jessica's nasty old droopy wind sock-looking excuse for tits.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

May Cobratin (peace be upon him), cast a Circle of Protection on Cobes.

I have a few questions that nobody seems to have asked:

Is Clint a bad father?

Is Puffts dead?

Why isn’t Cobes in a grouphome?!

Joking aside, no way Cobes would smoke the Hag Queen. He had an argument with her and cosplayed suck starting his shotgun. Worst case scenario is she shows up and he lets her in for that sweet Wendy’s Baconator with extra dipping sauce

Puff is dead.