Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Most people seem to forget that the last time Cobes went shooting he missed targets a few yards away. His wonk eyes really affect his marksmanship. He's got two shots with that shotgun and one is going 4 ft above her head and then other is going into the dirt between them.

He might be shooting with the wrong eye. Surely one of them aims straight. People tend to aim out of one or the other which isn't always the hand they write with.

There was a picture of him holding some kind of AR style rifle from a long time ago, he had it shouldered (badly) in left shoulder. Which eye is his wonky one, his right?

 

[Fortyone]

Most people seem to forget that the last time Cobes went shooting he missed targets a few yards away. His wonk eyes really affect his marksmanship. He's got two shots with that shotgun and one is going 4 ft above her head and then other is going into the dirt between them.

Cobra would miss every shot and Jessica would miss her first shot, then drop the gun out of shock over how loud it is then start screeching and screaming at both the gun (and it's parents) and Josh until the cops show up

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Most people seem to forget that the last time Cobes went shooting he missed targets a few yards away. His wonk eyes really affect his marksmanship. He's got two shots with that shotgun and one is going 4 ft above her head and then other is going into the dirt between them.

It takes a special kind of regarded to miss while firing buckshot at that range.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

There was a picture of him holding some kind of AR style rifle from a long time ago, he had it shouldered (badly) in left shoulder. Which eye is his wonky one, his right?

First image that came to mind. PFC Jord Sandeaux.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

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First image that came to mind. PFC Jord Sandeaux.

It's been mentioned so many times but I find it so funny that it's still the thumbnail for that video, despite all the comments about Private Sandeau and the brutal crimes of Lt. Alex "Warlord" Campbell. Side note it was so annoying to go manually blocking the dozen subject specific channels that egghead boringly narrates poorly written scripts from Wikipedia.

 

[biggacracka]

It's been mentioned so many times but I find it so funny that it's still the thumbnail for that video, despite all the comments about Private Sandeau and the brutal crimes of Lt. Alex "Warlord" Campbell. Side note it was so annoying to go manually blocking the dozen subject specific channels that egghead boringly narrates poorly written scripts from Wikipedia.

Wait, that was real?
I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit

 

[bonified retard]

Most people seem to forget that the last time Cobes went shooting he missed targets a few yards away.

Yeah, but that target had true faith and courage, making it impossible to hit.

 

[Molly Millions]

His vision probably isn't strong enough to be able to use a peep sight as he is pretty obviously just aiming down the barrel

The good news is that he still had the weapon pointed vaguely towards the target and will probably be using birdshot or rock salt

 

[ibeatmywife]

His vision probably isn't strong enough to be able to use a peep sight as he is pretty obviously just aiming down the barrel

The good news is that he still had the weapon pointed vaguely towards the target and will probably be using birdshot or rock salt

Seeing nal writhe in agony from rock salt to the chest would make for some fine content

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

In a digression from my last post about his similarity in style and attitude to Lemmy Kilmister, I'm surprised the BOY never got into Hellboy. He's only mentioned him a few times in only a couple videos according to lolcowgo. Buuuut I guess the overt Christianity and themes of overcoming one's true nature for the betterment of others is a bit too on the nose for cobes. I'd genuinely love to see him try cosplaying with red face paint and a slightly more groomed skullet with sideburns. He's already got the trench coat and oversized sixshooter. But blowing away a demon who's stalking him with consecrated bullets of salt and white ash would be a satisfactory end to the NAL arc.

 

[Giant Machine]

It's been mentioned so many times but I find it so funny that it's still the thumbnail for that video, despite all the comments about Private Sandeau and the brutal crimes of Lt. Alex "Warlord" Campbell. Side note it was so annoying to go manually blocking the dozen subject specific channels that egghead boringly narrates poorly written scripts from Wikipedia.

I fucking HATE Soymon Whistler

 

[PetiteFeet]

Most people seem to forget that the last time Cobes went shooting he missed targets a few yards away. His wonk eyes really affect his marksmanship. He's got two shots with that shotgun and one is going 4 ft above her head and then other is going into the dirt between them.

Was this before or after his eye surgery?

 

[Axiom.]

His vision probably isn't strong enough to be able to use a peep sight as he is pretty obviously just aiming down the barrel

The good news is that he still had the weapon pointed vaguely towards the target and will probably be using birdshot or rock salt

Wrong, Cobra will use his magic powers to conjure a bolt of lightning to make NAL weep in fear of our dark lord.

 

[Slim Boglim]

He’s reached advance alcoholism where now it’s just liquor with water to make it more palatable and easy to drink. Reminds me of my grandma who’d just sit around drinking a mix of gin and hot water from a coffee mug all day

 

[bonified retard]

Me when it's starting to get dark, and my pet boglim won't come back inside

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

Was this before or after his eye surgery?

I think it was before, now they've reset to their original state if not worse. Skygod (fuck him) stripped us of the Deadeye Cobes arc, it is what it is toobz.

 

[Archie Bunker]

Fuck it I quit. I tried at least 5 times and couldn’t get video to embed properly. Sorry mods.

drink combo and guitar playing
uploaded about a half hour ago. 6 shooters of 99 Proof from a “tricka treat” variety bag, intended to be consumed by multiple people at a Halloween party, mixed with sparkling water to “hydrate while he dehydrates” but he’s “saving the other 3 shooters for later”
Cobe’s freestyle near the end of this goes hard.

 

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Reminds me of my grandma who’d just sit around drinking a mix of gin and hot water from a coffee mug all day

Living the dream, baby.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

He’s reached advance alcoholism where now it’s just liquor with water to make it more palatable and easy to drink. Reminds me of my grandma who’d just sit around drinking a mix of gin and hot water from a coffee mug all day

One time in college I did cheap gin and water because we were out of mixers. It was and still is the foulest goddamn thing I have ever drunk in my entire life.

Felt like Winston in 1984 but that was about it.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Advanced alcoholism is not giving a fuck about taste and just looking to get blitzed. There’s a reason you hear stories of people drinking plastic bottle vodka, cologne, and buying shit literally based on percentage of booze.

If Cobes has a bit more money and could keep a bottle on hand at all times, we probably would see him start creeping into permanently drunk status instead of buzzed.