Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Honestly if he just full on shaved his head and figured out how to work a beard trimmer it'd work wonders for him.
He just needs to bite the bullet and do it.

Yea back when he has a shaved head it kinda suited him, I know he's always loved his hair long but it would do him the world of good - part of me does wonder if it's because he'd actively have to maintain it a bit more though to keep it really short and he can't be arsed.

 

[Mushroom King]

I've learned so much and I've been so overworked. My thing is coming, I redid most of it, better late than never.

It will be a much higher quality.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Jessica has been taking the stuff Josh sends her and returning it for store credit at Target

Common Cobra L

She's doing the HOW IS THIS TROLLING DOODT I'LL JUST DONATE IT TO THE ANIMAL SHELTER bit but for real

 

[Bixby Snyder]

This fucked up tard loop of him saying/doing something and her responding won’t end without a final bang. Neither is mature enough to just stop.

I predict the police get involved or Clint does a minor intervention to get Cobes off the net for week or so. Even then he’d come back though.

Years from now we are still going to hear about how children are more precious than rock and roll, the trolls need to leave his crushes alone, he’s not trying for LN’, and now Jessica Boyle is the worst.

 

[PetiteFeet]

It looks like he dipped his phone in the bacon grease before filming part 2.

Return to greased up camera work, TMDWU.

 

[ibeatmywife]

I love our boy so much. Circle of protection around the clocktower mansion DOODt!!!!!

But in all seriousness, whats the over/under on the witch showing back up? I got 60/40 says the dumb slut tries to waft her wendys at our precious sperg thru the window...

She actually been saying she wanna go back to casper because of how pretty it is (has nothing to do with joshie!!!!!) It really just depends on funding. If someone is willing to fund her ticket and hotel she will do it 100%

 

[BallBuster II]

It looks like he dipped his phone in the bacon grease before filming part 2.

Bread, Hot pockets, breaded cheese sticks. Boy is getting his monthly carb intake in a single meal.

 

[SerArthurDayne37]

Speaking of Cobes hygiene in the event he has to go get his teeth pulled the guy REALLY is going to need some sort of wrangler for a week or so.
I can honestly say that Cobes having a bottle of Hydrocodon or Percocet + access to booze would 100% lead to disaster.

They really don't give you shit anymore when you get teeth pulled. I got my wisdom teeth pulled out as an adult, they gave me 6 of the lowest strength hydrocodone.

 

[Mister Uno]

Return to greased up camera work, TMDWU.

I think this is the worst I've seen it. Could barely make out anything in the video. Guess cobes wanted to give us his PoV without his glasses. TWU

 

[Justanotherguy]

NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY

 

[Molly Millions]

More gender whining

 

[PetiteFeet]

View attachment 6641747 NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY

Halloween is over, stop scaring me!

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

I was just thinking about how tactical soap has been the 2nd most constant positive thing in his life, next to support from Clint

If the boy ever lost his 0% off Tactical Soap code, I don't know what would happen. I don't even want to imagine it, toobs.

 

[mars]

He looks so unhinged ranting about rape with his hair like that. He would just be another ranting crazy homeless addict if it weren't for the grace of Clint.

 

[Dill]

NEW DANK ASS JESSICA VIDEO

 

[bonified retard]

If the boy ever lost his 0% off Tactical Soap code, I don't know what would happen. I don't even want to imagine it, toobs.

His coupon code hasn't been active for awhile now. He acknowledged it recently when he was showing off his ai songs, and said he doesn't care / will still promote the company (not a sponsor).

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

NEW DANK ASS JESSICA VIDEO

I honestly think he is so steamed up about it is because he can't have the last word, you know when where a teenager you felt you won the argument if you had the last word? Yea that's what is going on here, Jessica has her on Social Media an keeps baiting him, and he's not able to mentally close the book on it with a "She can fuck awfff" an close a video an be done with it an every time he tries a new one up it get's shut down making him loop harder than he did before.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

I honestly think he is so steamed up about it is because he can't have the last word, you know when where a teenager you felt you won the argument if you had the last word? Yea that's what is going on here, Jessica has her on Social Media an keeps baiting him, and he's not able to mentally close the book on it with a "She can fuck awfff" an close a video an be done with it an every time he tries a new one up it get's shut down making him loop harder than he did before.

I dont think we have seen loop this bad yet, i mean one that could have really bad consequences. This shit either ends in jail, blood or one of the biggest clinterventions to date. BPDemons aint nothing to fuck with dood.

May the unholy Satan guide our boy through these dark times.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

I dont think we have seen loop this bad yet, i mean one that could have really bad consequences. This shit either ends in jail, blood or one of the biggest clinterventions to date. BPDemons aint nothing to fuck with dood.

May the unholy Satan guide our boy through these dark times.

Is Jessica the most blatant villain thusfar in the Cobra Saga, besides Josh's self destructive life? Maybe that Chazz freak

 

[funscape]

Is Jessica the most blatant villain thusfar in the Cobra Saga, besides Josh's self destructive life? Maybe that Chazz freak

The worst. She might be able to accomplish what Chazz never finished: total ownership of KingCobraJFS Enterprises. Circle of protection around our boy