Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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he said that he'd eat a king cobra and that it would get him closer to his spirit animal. please don't send him snake meat so that he can cover it in loocrane and doritos.
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actually that might be badass

he makes it so rancid, the meat becomes mildly poisonous to non-boglims, and, if for a moment, maybe a little venomous. there's something poetic here, I can feel it
 
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Did something happen to the stream?

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Molly Millions said:
Did something happen to the stream?

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This always happens when he plays music. You can gauge just how drunk he is by if he plays music or not. If he's not drunk enough he'll say he doesn't want a copyright strike but get enough booze in the boy and he'll play music till he passes out.
 
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he played copyrighted music from ozzy: mama, im coming home.

He was barfing his girly pink drink of camera, also did he stream for only an hour? Things are not looking good t00bz. (:_(
 
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There's been too much lore for a late comer like me to be 100% on (i don't even know why he's called toobs) but if he actually is huffing duster, I predict a very short lifespan with how rapidly his body seems to be falling apart.
 
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There's been too much lore for a late comer like me to be 100% on (i don't even know why he's called toobs) but if he actually is huffing duster, I predict a very short lifespan with how rapidly his body seems to be falling apart.
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He's not called Toobs, it's one of his Cobraisims "It is what it is toobs", He has been huffing duster for approximately 18 months now and it was one of the A-Logs from Reddit who got him started on it Josh will use anything to get high with the exceptions of Heroin an Meth (he has said he has tried Meth an didn't like it) his dad has been intercepting the duster as an when he can it's been sent to him by his "fans".

It's a sad situation because he's on a downward spiral an has been for over a decade but the last few years have been a slow but gradual acceleration.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
He's not called Toobs, it's one of his Cobraisims "It is what it is toobs", He has been huffing duster for approximately 18 months now and it was one of the A-Logs from Reddit who got him started on it Josh will use anything to get high with the exceptions of Heroin an Meth (he has said he has tried Meth an didn't like it) his dad has been intercepting the duster as an when he can it's been sent to him by his "fans".

It's a sad situation because he's on a downward spiral an has been for over a decade but the last few years have been a slow but gradual acceleration.
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Does his dad come clean his place? He doesn't live by super hygienic standards but considering how little it looks like he showers, and how often he's too obliterated to even sit in a chair, I'd have expected much worse
 
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Does his dad come clean his place? He doesn't live by super hygienic standards but considering how little it looks like he showers, and how often he's too obliterated to even sit in a chair, I'd have expected much worse
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Clints tried, and I think he might do some cleaning but nothing obvious - he moved his Vacuum cleaner and the floor was significantly discoloured, his Mac's keyboard is coverd in filth an his screens always take on a yellow tint from nicotine staining and general filth after a while but while he's not "clean" he is tidy unlike someone like CWC who had a mini horde of his own in 14BLC, and he has cleaned up wood chips from his Wand Lathe but not the dust but he doesnt use that much any more or atleast not in the Caravan he's living in now.
 
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Been working abroad for a month and come back to catch up. See the Jessica loop is still in full swing. Managed to tune into the stream and looks like he's back on his usual ebogging stream atleast once a week.

I heard that Galaxy Gas company finally packing in selling these canisters. Did any gross troll send him any during the time it was all online?

Hope all you cobros have been well
 
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You can’t really see how dirty his place is because he only films one or two spots, and much of the dirt is dust and spilled liquids.

Cobes is relatively clean by sheer laziness. He doesn’t do anything. He barely changes his clothes, so there’s no old clothes lying around. He mostly gets food delivered, so there’s not much cleaning.

As long as he can muster the energy to throw his empty bottles and fast food containers, the place is gonna be “clean.”

It’s not really clean though. We got closeup pictures from his old apartment, and the whole place was filthy. It’s just not stuff you can readily see on camera. Like I said, it’s mostly dust, spilt alcohol and jizz.
 
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PigFarm said:
There's been too much lore for a late comer like me to be 100% on (i don't even know why he's called toobs) but if he actually is huffing duster, I predict a very short lifespan with how rapidly his body seems to be falling apart.
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It’s short for “YouTube.” He addresses his fans by what platform he’s on, if he’s on Facebook he’ll address his fans as Facebook, it’s a thing he’s always done.
 
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PigFarm said:
There's been too much lore for a late comer like me to be 100% on (i don't even know why he's called toobs) but if he actually is huffing duster, I predict a very short lifespan with how rapidly his body seems to be falling apart.
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If you ever have multiple hours where you need something to listen to à la a podcast and you want to learn more about Josh, I highly recommend Bitesize Cobra Videos (commonly and lovingly known as Bitesize) and Seizure Robot 5000, especially his Snake Bones edited podcasts but the livestreams are great too. Both of these insane titans are vast fonts of knowledge on the boglim. There are other more shortform content creators that focus on Josh, like Boglim Chronicles (who keeps tabs on Josh in edited videos that take the highlights of streams or videos, like Bitesize used to do) and The Walnut Grove who focuses almost entirely on original content songs and remixes of videos Josh has put out.

There are many many more cobra creators that I could pelt at you but these four are absolute titans and auteurs of the Cobraverse.
 
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