Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[funscape]

Old but gold. Cobra trolled into believing he inspired a school shooting. Shows zero remorse for alleged victims but is pretty upset about potentially looking bad lol

https://youtu.be/8pjhYjpppFI?si=8iZ9Qf2UYFARy8xl

Tbf the average American is totally desensitized to school shootings unless it affects them. He cried on camera when the college his stepmom works at went into lockdown after a professor was stabbed.

 

[Fortyone]

Is this a series? Like holy fuck that is art. Is this a kiwi farms original?

It's from the reddit shortly before it was banned. Most cobra content is in general, I haven't really seen anyone on here make cobra content like that since it went down.

 

[WarMode1776]

Anyone who watched the stream catch this at all?

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just checked, he talks about giving warmload a pipe from Jessica and they are cool now and hanging out again TWU. it is right after the hour twenty mark. There is some hope for this gay little wizard to end his new dryspell.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Casper man fishing for catfish at 2AM with prior meth distribution felony gets himself shot dead over misdemeanor traffic warrant

RIP Warlord, gone too soon.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Cobes coming out as Bi/gay as fuck would be a great end of season twist. I mean, he’s been leaving gay bread crumbs for years…

Leather daddy outfit
Fun fight
Girly drinks
Floorlord supposedly sucking him off
Him powering through lesbian porn for years

 

[Fortyone]

Anyone who watched the stream catch this at all?

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imagine if Cobra hires Sasha as a bodyguard against Jessica. I'm not sure which one is more likely to go after Cobra in a non-consensual manner though.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

imagine if Cobra hires Sasha as a bodyguard against Jessica. I'm not sure which one is more likely to go after Cobra in a non-consensual manner though.

Jessica would definitely call them faggots

 

[Law]

I fail to believe that he hasn't stumbled upon Boonesfarm Wine at least a few times in his life

Do we know if he's tried MD 20/20?
Some red 40 lake berserker rage would be useful in his struggle against Jessica and entropy.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Do we know if he's tried MD 20/20?

My liver and guts just involouterally did a flip reading that, honestly even as a kid I knew it was got rut, I think some flags in the park are still stained red from that shit...

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Do we know if he's tried MD 20/20?
Some red 40 lake berserker rage would be useful in his struggle against Jessica and entropy.

I’d love a malt liquor saga. Just getting ‘piss in your pants’ drunk off $5 and some Mountain Dew as mixer. Hang over would kill non-Boglims

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Do we know if he's tried MD 20/20?

He doesn't know/remember. He suggested it might be good with Mtn Dew pitch black because it's colour. He hasn't drank boonesfarm because whenever he has purchased wine it's because of the bottle and name. If boonesfarm was called DEVILS BLOOD GOTH GIRL TIDDY JUICE, he would be all over it.

 

[Law]

I’d love a malt liquor saga.

He's like a homeless man with a house.

 

[AnOminous]

I’d love a malt liquor saga. Just getting ‘piss in your pants’ drunk off $5 and some Mountain Dew as mixer. Hang over would kill non-Boglims

Four Loko before they did away with the "energy drink with hooch in it" thing would have been pretty epic to see. Did he ever do that back in the day?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Four Loko before they did away with the "energy drink with hooch in it" thing would have been pretty epic to see. Did he ever do that back in the day?

Yes, famously the ghosts in his apartment would sip on his lokos.

 

[Kaliyuga]

I fail to believe that he hasn't stumbled upon Boonesfarm Wine at least a few times in his life.

strawberry hill wasn't bad tbh

 

[AnOminous]

Yes, famously the ghosts in his apartment would sip on his lokos.

Might be if it's from 2011, after that is when they removed the caffeine and other stimulants.

 

[SerArthurDayne37]

I’d love a malt liquor saga. Just getting ‘piss in your pants’ drunk off $5 and some Mountain Dew as mixer. Hang over would kill non-Boglims

Has he ever been introduced to King Cobra malt liquor?

 

[Down From The Champions]

I would love him to try Buckfast. If you know you know!

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Four Loko before they did away with the "energy drink with hooch in it" thing would have been pretty epic to see. Did he ever do that back in the day?

It was never available in the UK, but I had someone explain it to me as this -

It get's you drunk enough to go an fight an elephant, if you can't find an elephant a bus will do just fine.

I would love him to try Buckfast. If you know you know!

Oh dear lord, I wouldnt wish that on my worst enemy... I have legitimately seen a Alcoholic turn that down once.

 

[Your Landlord]

Has he ever been introduced to King Cobra malt liquor?

Yeah, fans sent him a couple cans in the first apartment. They don't sell it in his market i believe, otherwise it'd probably be all he'd drink