Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Is there a word for when you accidentally create art without trying?
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a·va-gran-deh
/ˌäˌväˈɡrände/

From the Latin root:

Ava: Birdlike.
Grande/Grandis: Large/Great.

It relates in this circumstance to the definition, as people of this proclivity are akin to big retarded flappy birds just going around flapping their wings with importance and acting retarded.

noun
  1. self-masturbatory nonsense disguised as experimental or eclectic, often expressed in the arts.
    "Jackson Pollock was an Ava Grande painter."
adjective
  1. favoring or introducing a self-masturbatory artist with no talent who uses the vagueness of his experimental nature to hide his lack of talent.
    "See that guy right there? Yeah, that's Cobra. Remember him? He was picked on for liking snakes too much and all the hot girls rejected him. Look at him now, though! He's a famous Ava Grande musician and he has 100,000 subscribers on YouTube. You should've never passed him up, he's famous and you're still working at Waffle House. Life is sad I guess."

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Slim Boglim said:
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Imagine your girlfriend kissed Cobes big ugly bald head and is no doubt going to fuck up her life drawing unwanted a-log attention for 5 minutes of boglim fame wyd?
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Sucks to be them but Jessica's reaction is gonna be priceless. The bitch gets mad over him streaming with Courtney, the camwhores he spanks it to and his ex crushes from years ago.
 
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Archie Bunker said:
If these are brand new photos, as in from yesterday, I kind of have to agree with the kiwis saying that relatively positive people in his life are in general a good thing. He looks cleaner than he has in weeks, probably because he heard an of-age, alive, blah blah blah female was coming over. I would almost guarantee that he is going to talk about her for weeks in that “I wanna flirt with her because she’s good looking, but she’s taken, toobz, and her boyfriend is a fan so I couldn’t do that, but I could tell she was kind of checkin me out” kind of way that he does. Which will absolutely drive Jessica insane. Reservedly, I’m hoping for more visits from that chick and her man, and more smug Cobra in the very near future. He needs the boost.
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Interactions with normal people have always had a rejuvinative effect on Cobes. Even Mr. Green, who by all standards would qualify as a trole, had our boy elated and enjoying the company.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
I wonder what situation he's talking about in the beginning 99.99% it's going to be nothing but it's got him worried, It's likely Jessica related but it's still interesting.
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My guess would be that Kate told him about Jessica breaking the wand which is why he calls it petty. I don't know why Kate is going out of "her" way to tell Josh not to talk about it, he's going to seethe about it eventually. He can't help but shoot himself in the foot.
 
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