Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

the amount cobra talks about domestic abuse and pedophilia. i still dont know how to take it. is it all just people trolling him? or something darker in his psyche?
 
the amount cobra talks about domestic abuse and pedophilia. i still dont know how to take it. is it all just people trolling him? or something darker in his psyche?
He gets probably 50 texts a day about it, very little he does or says is free of outside influence. As many times as trolls have tried to catfish him with "underage" girls, he has never taken the bait. We watched in vivid detail as he was put in a pressure cooker with the worst person in the world, he didn't beat her. I'd say it's a symptom of being baited by retards in SMS all day.
 
I was watching Lenin Lime's July 2021 compilation and saw that Josh got Dark souls 2.
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Did he ever play it? I feel like he's really like it because of how "gothic" (at least what he views as gothic) it is. I think he;s especially like Dark Souls 1 because of the Bell towers.
 
I was watching Lenin Lime's July 2021 compilation and saw that Josh got Dark souls 2.
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Did he ever play it? I feel like he's really like it because of how "gothic" (at least what he views as gothic) it is. I think he;s especially like Dark Souls 1 because of the Bell towers.
Josh doesn't have the mental capacity for gaming, he did used to play easier games but he sucked and it would trigger his tard rage so-like-what-does-he-do-in-his-free-time-v0-o5i50hiq7e6c1.png
 
Maybe it's for the best that we never got an MKultra boglim.
Yeah its too hardcore for many, especially for somebody like him whose brains are made out of playdough. But i can believe he has tried shrooms though, like if some homie gave him 1-2 mushrooms to eat not the entire bag. Combined with alcohol its kinda mid experience if your dose is small.
Drunken peasants mostly talk about random internet drama and they've become Cobra's de facto window to the outside world and other people's opinions on the Cobraverse. He's a frequent viewer and guest on their shows.
Thats actually funny, i hope there will be more channels fighting over Jawshie like divorced parents trying to bribe their kid with presents. Our special little boy. :D
 
I was watching Lenin Lime's July 2021 compilation and saw that Josh got Dark souls 2.
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Did he ever play it? I feel like he's really like it because of how "gothic" (at least what he views as gothic) it is. I think he;s especially like Dark Souls 1 because of the Bell towers.
Every true Dark Souls enjoyer knows Cobes would love DS2 the most. Not only does it have the Belfry Sol and Belfry Luna locations, it has Velstadt, Royal Aegis - DING DONG BAYBEE.
 
Shitting yourself on LSD is a right of passage for retards of all walks of life even boglims.
Wonder if he'd ever hit the DMT pen. Wonder if somehow the entities could decode his mind. They'd probably be terrified he's at the door.

That or his DMT world would have a door with a sign saying "We're not Gay we're straight. We didn't order any Humans"
 
"and uhh it's been a really rough couple of months for me, man. Like I went from having my apartment to losing my lizard to losing my apartment to losing my girlfriend". -t Josh November, 2024.
You lost your lizard literally a fucking year ago dude.

No way he has ever done LSD or acid, Josh is the type of dude that would'nt stop talking about his trips if he had any.
I remember in the trapped documentary he talks about people making "acid" from orange peels and toothpaste in job corps, which is a teenage urban myth. This is probably what he's talking about.
 
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"and uhh it's been a really rough couple of months for me, man. Like I went from having my apartment to losing my lizard to losing my apartment to losing my girlfriend". -t Josh November, 2024.
You lost your lizard literally a fucking year ago dude.
The days just blur together when your schedule consists of drinking fruity beer,watching Terrance Pop and eating 90 dollar pizzas trole. You're just jealous your life isn't one long lethargic Sunday. TMDWU
 
the amount cobra talks about domestic abuse and pedophilia. i still dont know how to take it. is it all just people trolling him? or something darker in his psyche?
not to go super powerlevel/TMI, but I can speak from experience and say I think it's some kind of OCD or severe anxiety disorder. I've had intensely negative thought loops where all I could think about was murdering pedophiles and I'd rant about it constantly before I went to therapy and got put on antidepressants. I think on some level it contributes to his alcoholism as he probably turns to the bottle to stop thinking about sickos. He may also just be a low functioning retard who gets sent thousands of text messages a day by unfunny spergs just to fuck with him. Could be either or, I'm not a psychiatrist.
 
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