Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

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He's an actual YOLO Crystal Fantasy character!

 

[Law]

Well, not Asperger's, but it was a classmate with unspecified learning disabilities/health issues (I believe he was a drug baby?) diagnosed with severe oppositional defiant disorder (which Cobes apparently also has). My classmate was a massive jerk, & treated all female classmates horrifically (like, he'd throw textbooks at girls who'd reject his gross advances) than would go cry to school officials & whine about being "bullied" by "mean girls

I'd this happened in current year he'd be a transgirl.

That's another funny ass thing cobra does, he presents every food hack and drink combo like it's a huge W even tho on the inside you know he's absolutely disgusted. He can never just be honest and be like "wow this tastes bad" and play it cool.

BOY can not take an L gracefully. If he could, he wouldn't be trapped in his samsara of brain-loops and gutrot. Saying "oh hey, that was awful" is step one of learning.
I wonder if he started doing Ozempic to be goth like Sharon Osbourne, would it curb his booze cravings?

 

[Slim Boglim]

That's another funny ass thing cobra does, he presents every food hack and drink combo like it's a huge W even tho on the inside you know he's absolutely disgusted. He can never just be honest and be like "wow this tastes bad" and play it cool. He's always gotta do this fake balling out shit where he deludes himself into believing he's owning the trolls even tho he's sitting there with $80 worth of disgusting garbage in his lap. Everything is not half bad and everything else is exquisite even when it's objectively heinous. This is one thing that is kind of annoying about cobra, he's insincere and everything is a front.

Everything he does is either to make people think he’s cool or to save face because he isn’t. It must be exhausting

 

[AnOminous]

He's always gotta do this fake balling out shit where he deludes himself into believing he's owning the trolls even tho he's sitting there with $80 worth of disgusting garbage in his lap. Everything is not half bad and everything else is exquisite even when it's objectively heinous.

Imagine suffering and pretending to enjoy eating shit that's going right in the trash when the camera turns off instead of just learning to make a fucking pot roast or something. I'm pretty sure even Cobes could manage that.

 

[Shinkai]

Imagine suffering and pretending to enjoy eating shit that's going right in the trash when the camera turns off instead of just learning to make a fucking pot roast or something. I'm pretty sure even Cobes could manage that.

You sure about that?

 

[Dill]

You sure about that?

Classic Cobra video. Telling the fire to STOP as if it were a person.

 

[fukkit]

That's another funny ass thing cobra does, he presents every food hack and drink combo like it's a huge W even tho on the inside you know he's absolutely disgusted. He can never just be honest and be like "wow this tastes bad" and play it cool. He's always gotta do this fake balling out shit where he deludes himself into believing he's owning the trolls even tho he's sitting there with $80 worth of disgusting garbage in his lap. Everything is not half bad and everything else is exquisite even when it's objectively heinous. This is one thing that is kind of annoying about cobra, he's insincere and everything is a front.

his attempted food hack of the dominos mac n cheese he slightly admitted that he ruined it. other than that though, i cant think of him criticizing anything else hes made.

Not admitting failure to own the trolls. TWU

 

[pippy]

Classic Cobra video. Telling the fire to STOP as if it were a person.

The fire respected his Gothic bad boy aura and went away

 

[ASeabear8952]

Gendur relayshuns suck YouToob.

 

[Hennimore]

Gendur relayshuns suck YouToob.

11 minutes of him trying to justify his stalking of Alicia and Ellen, oh joy.

 

[AnOminous]

You sure about that?

Yeah because you don't use flaming grease in a pot roast. I think he can manage to boil water.

 

[Molly Millions]

Yeah because you don't use flaming grease in a pot roast. I think he can manage to boil water.

Make sure you take it slow so that you don't burn the water

 

[PetiteFeet]

I wonder if he started doing Ozempic to be goth like Sharon Osbourne, would it curb his booze cravings?

I have heard of semaglutide curbing a lot of different cravings including alcohol but I doubt it'd work on someone who is as big of an alcoholic as Josh.

 

['Ole Dente]

Rant about guy wearing diapers. Doesn't cobes has a wet fart fetish?

Oh christ, that’s Emo Howlingwolf. He’s a RageCow, there’s a whole entertaining saga on him.

He’s a 40 year old gay man who‘s into DDLG stuff, he wears diapers and skirts all day and he fucking screams. There’s some deep lore worth getting into about Emo, he has genuinely deserved his own thread for a very long time now.

 

[funscape]

You sure about that?

This was miles ahead of his first-ever cooking video when he tried to make "fries" by boiling the potatoes in water with a few drops of oil. Even a regarded boglim can take small steps towards improvement TWU

 

[Doom House V]

Imagine suffering and pretending to enjoy eating shit that's going right in the trash when the camera turns off instead of just learning to make a fucking pot roast or something. I'm pretty sure even Cobes could manage that.

Cobes would make a pot roast boiled in Busch Light Peach...add sardines, shredded cheese, Flamin Hot Doritos, Franks Red Hot, Ranch, Papa Johns Garlic Butter Cups, Fish Sticks, a couple powdered donuts. Hahahaha yeeeeeeesth. That's lookin' GOOD YouTube!

The dudes hedonism dile is stuck on 11 to his complete detriment.

 

[Smegward]

Yeah because you don't use flaming grease in a pot roast. I think he can manage to boil water.

that was what he did in his original french fry video btw. he called it a soup when it was done.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I always thought him getting a deep fryer would be good content. But I also know that would end up in a grease fire.

 

[Titty Figurine]

The dudes hedonism dile is stuck on 11 to his complete detriment.

I can't tell if "Dionysian Retard" makes a better username or insult but it tickles my brain to picture him as a bumbling dumbfuck internet god of prison hooch and mad crazy bitches.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Gendur relayshuns suck YouToob.

Now that someone pointed it out I can't unsee it: you can tell how cool he thinks he looks when he smokes.