Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Slim Boglim]

the only thing that changed about warlord is that he wears pink now lmao.
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No you don’t understand that pink hoodie is all that’s stands between us and his alleged breasts. It’s so fucking insane i have to see it to believe it. On the one hand the compulsive liar could just be lying, but a shocker. But on the other hand maybe warlord really does have a set of frontlines. The warchests. The cannonballs. The Warloobs.

 

[GameratePTSD]

The return of Warload was sublime, ten minutes spent together and they're already taking passive aggressive shots at each other.

Also Josh's face as Floorlord talks about how it's been a while since he's been sexually intimate with anyone.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

The Warloobs.

I fucking died when I read that, my sides are in ruins.

Also Josh's face as Floorlord talks about how it's been a while since he's been sexually intimate with anyone.

He looks like he's reminded himself that while Jessica is hell, other people he knows are purgatory.

I mean even the parrot seems to be leaning away from him.

 

[Doom House V]

Also Josh's face as Floorlord talks about how it's been a while since he's been sexually intimate with anyone.

Warlords dry spell is probably going to be coming to an end soon.

 

[BlastMonk]

Warlord’s probably trying to get locked up in a women’s prison or to get his own cell for his “safety.”

I thought he wants to be used in prison, thats his kink, surely they'll just put him on solitary rather than a womens prison

 

[Shinkai]

the only thing that changed about warlord is that he wears pink now lmao.
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It's giving both pinky and the brain. Aswell as the fact that their heads have reversed weight distribution. Cobes being a gourd and Warlord with the Neo Cortex ass head

 

[Archie Bunker]

I can’t believe no one has mentioned how Warlord handed over his drink to Cobra and said “you can finish that.” Josh immediately went to pour it into his glass, then hesitated, looked at Warlord’s glass for a second, and then he more or less shrugged a little and dumped it into his own glass and drank it anyway. I don’t know about you guys, but I personally am not finishing the drink of a guy with bolt-on tits who I know for a fact has sucked tranny dick and had gay sex before. Warlord actually said during this same exact conversation that he is actively searching Casper for more trannies to fuck, but he just can’t “catch them.” New STI (whichever ones Jessica didn’t already give him) coming in nicely toobs

 

[Captain Ahab]

I can’t believe no one has mentioned how Warlord handed over his drink to Cobra and said “you can finish that.” Josh immediately went to pour it into his glass, then hesitated, looked at Warlord’s glass for a second, and then he more or less shrugged a little and dumped it into his own glass and drank it anyway. I don’t know about you guys, but I personally am not finishing the drink of a guy with bolt-on tits who I know for a fact has sucked tranny dick and had gay sex before. Warlord actually said during this same exact conversation that he is actively searching Casper for more trannies to fuck, but he just can’t “catch them.” New STI (whichever ones Jessica didn’t already give him) coming in nicely toobs

The vast majority of STD’s are not transmitted through saliva, and the small few that are only do so in specific circumstances. The chances of catching an STD by drinking from someone else’s glass are negligible to pretty much non-existent.

A tranny with HIV could spit into your mouth, and you’d be fine. Even with bleeding open wounds in the mouth, the odds are extremely low.

It’s one of those age-old excuses for when you’ve been banging hookers and your wife wants an explanation for why you have an STD. Drinking from someone else’s glass, sitting on a dirty toilet seat, swimming in a pool, etc.

 

[Archie Bunker]

The vast majority of STD’s are not transmitted through saliva, and the small few that are only do so in specific circumstances. The chances of catching an STD by drinking from someone else’s glass are negligible to pretty much non-existent.

A tranny with HIV could spit into your mouth, and you’d be fine. Even with bleeding open wounds in the mouth, the odds are extremely low.

It’s one of those age-old excuses for when you’ve been banging hookers and your wife wants an explanation for why you have an STD. Drinking from someone else’s glass, sitting on a dirty toilet seat, swimming in a pool, etc.

Yeah I’m still not finishing the tranny-fucker’s drink dude lmao.

 

['Ole Dente]

Warlord has been living at the shelter and he’s in Wyoming. He is also a pathological liar and a mentally unstable man, he doesn’t have tits he’s just lying and being a fucking nutcase.

 

[phattie]

I don't follow this cow to be honest but this just happened in a Facebook group I'm in lol

Spoiler: Someone actually did it lol, most people think it's a legit request

 

[ExtraVilePeper]

Cobes and Warlord RN

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I think he only taunted the kid in a youtube video well after he had finished high school, I know the video your talking about, its in a seizure robot video.

Someone linked the the video earlier in the thread. Basically Josh had a bully in school named Carl who refused to leave him alone so he would try and bully him back, Clint told him to stop because Carl's dad already bullied him at home, Josh comes to school the next day and says "At least my dad loves me!" then flashforward years later during a facebook livestream he hears his mom died and he revels in it. Pretty scummy and also extremely petty but not the "Josh bullied a retarded man who just wanted to be his friend then mocked his dead parent!" story @mars was painting it as.

 

[Doom House V]

A tranny with HIV could spit into your mouth, and you’d be fine.

Thank God, I'll have something to do with my weekends again.

 

[niggers]

i know hes wearing a baggy hoodie, but he's about as close to having c-cup's as he is to flying jet planes

cobes is such a beta. no wonder methlord loves hanging out with him, he can say whatever insane lie he wants and cobes will play along to avoid even the smallest iota of conflict. alex could say trump recruited him into NASA to help fight space aliens and josh would just say 'thats whats up'.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Warlord: 'I am spending my last night with Josh because I can't think of a better friend to spend it with.'

Cobra: 'And then he's gonna go and stay for the night at a friends house, yeah?'

Never change, Cobes.

 

[JanitorJoe]

Gotta love the Boglim logic at play here. Josh doesn't give a fuck about mending the friendship he had with Warlord, what he cares about is that his fragile ego was wounded by NAL and the troles accusing him of being gay and doing sexual acts with Warlord. So in Josh's mind the best way to combat that is to have Warlord over out of the blue after not making an appearance for over a year. Josh never fails to let everyone know when something someone has said about him has really gotten to him. He really is the most gotten too man on Earth. It's really gotta be a insane case of deja vu for Warlord too because despite being in a completely different place Josh is still exactly the same person, getting wasted by his lonesome and ranting about the same four topics he has ranted about for years.. Warlord may be a meth head but at least he has grown (huge tits) since the last time we saw him.

josh will never give a fuck about anyone including himself, unless they state facts about how grotesque he is, then he needs to loop and cope for roughly 5-7 business days

Warlord’s probably trying to get locked up in a women’s prison or to get his own cell for his “safety.” Getting tits is like the lowest level of commitment. You can always remove them. I think the decision where to house trannies is made on a case by case basis in front of a committee, so you can’t say you’re just trans, you need to prove it. Tits might be just enough to get you some recognition but are still fully reversible.

Im not sure Warlord’s druggie brain can plan something like that, though.

lol he probably just has the medical disorder where men have tits

 

[Galeocerdo]

Still 0 accountability for losing Puff and just finding another excuse to drink like he wasn't already going to be drinking himself stupid tonight anyhow.
Unironically, as much as I "like" Cobes, I don't believe for a second this statement of "I don't want another pet for the rest of my life", I kind of guarantee the moment he gets the chance at another reptile he'll snap it up and end up killing it in a similar amount of time.
Not for nothing also, late observation as fuck IK, but given I also own a reptile (It's a snake which I imagine ain't too far off owning a beardy for the sake of handling) the idea of taking my reptile outside in anything less than weather which is on par with the tropics is unthinkable. The drink must have really eaten away at his braincells to think an animal which needs to be at 26c is going to want to be outside in fucking Wyoming during the winter, it's still something which gets to me with him.

 

[Slim Boglim]

“My dad and I decided it’s best I never have another pet for the rest of my life.”

 

['Ole Dente]

I'm not clicking any links because I have no desire to peer into hell in the form of warlords asshole

If we're being objective about it, there are significantly worse assholes to see. I dunno man, look I get not wanting to see buttholes but the fact of the matter is......you're gunna be seeing a lot of 'em in your life. There's lots of circumstances where you will not be able to avoid seeing shit you'd really rather not see, might as well just get used to it.