Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

I don’t get why Joshee doesn’t go back to working out. He used to work out and had a fair bit of muscle. I mean, his workouts were on the tarded side, but even a shitty workout is better than no workout. He could do pushups and basic dumbbell exercises if he didn’t throw away his old dumbbells.

He needs an outlet for his anger, and let’s be honest, most dudes who workout do it for similar reasons. It’s like therapy but less gay.

Good idea, but he's retarded and an alcoholic

 

[Law]

He's kind of ending up with the same physique as the North Pond Hermit - a possibly-autistic, possibly-based man who lived by himself in the Maine woods for 27 years. He survived the harsh winters by eating moonpies and drinking tons of sugary booze like Seagram's and whipped cream vodka to gain a bunch of fat for insulation.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

The "my phone broke" videos are an annoying interruption to potential content that a content creator lolcow needs to make.

I don't know, I find them hilarious tbh. How is a frazzled sad pouting man baby explaining that because his phone didn't instantly respond to his drunken command that it was hacked by "troles", not hilarious? Every time he smashes a phone it's hilarious. It also gives us a couple days of very crisp HD content when he gets a new phone before his mould grows all over it. Plus the 1920s silent film paypal hostage videos that he uploads while he's begging for money completing paypig requests are always interesting.

It doesn't matter if you wrap the phone in Kevlar and dip it in concrete, he will break it. It doesn't happen by accident, he purposely smashes them because he's a literal retard. Perfect example is the taxi cab, coke fueled, didn't have his "card" smash. Because he was embarrassed that he had no money when he was on a date with NAL, he smashed his phone in the back of an uber, instead of.... you know doing literally anything else.

 

[Molly Millions]

Its kinda like when he smashed his guitar. A guitar case wouldn't have stopped him from grabbing it by one end and repeatedly swinging it into the floor until it came apart into pieces.

These really are the best video because it's amazing watch this Boglim condescendingly explain that actually he chinps out and smashes shit because he's a gothic rock star cowbell cowboy.

 

[rexxon_tillerson]

i was think about this, during the yourfavoriteson interview with Clint, Josh said he had matured and was being more responsible. obviously this is cope from clint and josh. but i have noticed josh being slower and less volatile.

now the question is, did he actually mature (slightly), or has the duster abuse self-lobotomized him and thats what has actually changed his temperament.

 

[Law]

Every time he smashes a phone it's hilarious.

It's like Bossman smashing his keyboard or Cowboys fans attacking their televisions like frightened game fowl. There's something unstoppably hilarious about a grown ass man going apeshit all over his electronics.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

i was think about this, during the yourfavoriteson interview with Clint, Josh said he had matured and was being more responsible. obviously this is cope from clint and josh. but i have noticed josh being slower and less volatile.

now the question is, did he actually mature (slightly), or has the duster abuse self-lobotomized him and thats what has actually changed his temperament.

He just killed his second phone this year in a tard rage. He's not any different at all.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

There's something unstoppably hilarious about a grown ass man going apeshit all over his electronics.

The real humor in Cobes' case is that it comes from a self-created problem. Harken back to the days of lighters and bottles not staying on his fucking desk - Josh has a great ability to think something is a problem, get really worked up over the self-created problem, and then sperg out and break shit. It's like a child getting mad after hitting themselves in the face, you can't help but laugh.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He just killed his second phone this year in a tard rage.

This is his 5th phone this year. Sep 2nd is the one he smashed while NAL was there, the most recent one isn't listed. So he's smashed 5 in 2024, will we get another before the new year? Probably.

 

[Breakfast_Guru88]

How long do ya'll think this new phone will last? Given recent upwards trends I'm guessing 4 months, and I think that's generous.

He's on the 5th one in 11 months, so likely will be breaking it around the yearly valentine's meltdown if it makes it past the holidays.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Just in case you don't already know, the Cobra fb groups are just literal reddit troles doxing themselves. If you've ever wondered what his biggest alawgs look like its very easy to deduce, given that they crave attention for even the most minimalist of interactions including harassment by phone.

the reddit a-log thread could always use new dox

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

What I enjoy about Cobes' "explanations" about the phones is that he has a tendency to imply it's a passive event that just "occurred".

It didn't 'just break because of the troles'. My nigga, you chimped out because your grade C refurbished, dead battery, old-timey phone didn't respond quickly enough.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Remember Seizure saying that the freeze frame of Cobes putting his fist to his chest looks like it’s straight from communist propaganda? Well we got a dank edit!



Give some love to Cooler_Taste. He needs way more subs than he does.

 

[funscape]

Remember Seizure saying that the freeze frame of Cobes putting his fist to his chest looks like it’s straight from communist propaganda? Well we got a dank edit!

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Give some love to Cooler_Taste. He needs way more subs than he does.

Jord Boglimovich and his comrade Sasha are proud to represent the workers (by not ever working or doing anything productive at all.)

From each according to his highly regarded ability, to each according to sex is a want not a need, Toobz

 

[bonified retard]

Give some love to Cooler_Taste. He needs way more subs than he does.

I'm good. Nice wands, though.

 

[Slim Boglim]

What I enjoy about Cobes' "explanations" about the phones is that he has a tendency to imply it's a passive event that just "occurred".

It’s so interesting to me that he’s incapable of regulating his emotions to such a degree. Something happens that upsets him and he just can’t contain himself. It’s one of the ways his autism really shows itself. The fact that he just full on punches his phone screen despite the fact that doing that exact thing cost him so many phones is hilarious. I remember the Ozzy song meltdown when he thought the trolls hacked his phone and he punched it. He was pissed, out of control, lunched his phone, saw the screen broke, and then it was instant regret. Like dude all you need to do is NOT punch your phone.

 

[funscape]

I call it The Last Food Hack.

"One of you will betray me, doodt."

 

[Molly Millions]

Prepare yourself for the wildest sandwitch

Its another musical video so far

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Prepare yourself for the wildest sandwitch

Its another musical video so far

I fucking hate whoever introduced cobra to GAYI slop. If this becomes the standard of him just slapping some terrible music over his videos I'm going to tap out.

 

[funscape]

Prepare yourself for the wildest sandwitch

Its another musical video so far

He looks like a retarded homeless Chinaman