Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Does anyone know where I can get the layout of Cobes' previous apartment building "The Conquistadors/Pronghorn Apartments"? This is for a project I want to release for Christmas.
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Molly Millions said:
Bog Brain had some more Arby's delivered

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> Be Cobes
> Don't receive all your YouTube monies because you were hideously overdrawn from living off delivered burgies
> Recently outlaid $100s on shitty old model replacement phone due to punching the 1000th one out of commission for being too slow
> Celebrate with doordash burgies

I love this little retard. :story:
 
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LiquidChrisRespecter said:
> Be Cobes
> Don't receive all your YouTube monies because you were hideously overdrawn from living off delivered burgies
> Recently outlaid $100s on shitty old model replacement phone due to punching the 1000th one out of commission for being too slow
> Celebrate with doordash burgies

I love this little retard. :story:
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Listening to him cope around it by saying he goes into the negative for his fans so he can record food reviews always gets a chuckle out of me. I wonder if he is also ordering stuff that he doesn't show on camera though. I know Aaron confirmed that at the height of his duster saga the boy was ordering multiple cans a day but he seems to be finally be off the duster.
 
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Molly Millions said:
Better not rage about being called an incel, BOY

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His drink combo is pouring multiple wine coolers hard seltzers into the same glass

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"How am I a woman hating piece of shit when I'm preaching gender equality on my YouTube channel? Figure that one out."

Better not be using NAL's catch phrases BOY.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
I fucking hate whoever introduced cobra to GAYI slop. If this becomes the standard of him just slapping some terrible music over his videos I'm going to tap out.
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If it involves removing effort from any endeavor, Cobra is gunna do it. People will bitch and complain and he'll just do it anyway, he doesn't give a fuck people still give him money. Even if people didn't give him money he'd still do it but the incentive exists and doesn't help.

Going forward, I will not be surprised if the entirety of all his albums are all AI generated songs about dog shit, farts and marijuana. So mote it be in the witches circle.
 
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'Ole Dente said:
If it involves removing effort from any endeavor, Cobra is gunna do it. People will bitch and complain and he'll just do it anyway, he doesn't give a fuck people still give him money. Even if people didn't give him money he'd still do it but the incentive exists and doesn't help.

Going forward, I will not be surprised if the entirety of all his albums are all AI generated songs about dog shit, farts and marijuana. So mote it be in the witches circle.
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He's had a good run musically though. Even though his music is godawful the fact that he's produced around 16 albums including a Christmas album and a comedy album makes him pretty prolific as a "musician." A lot of artists don't produce that many albums in their entire careers.
 
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funscape said:
He's had a good run musically though. Even though his music is godawful the fact that he's produced around 16 albums including a Christmas album and a comedy album makes him pretty prolific as a "musician." A lot of artists don't produce that many albums in their entire careers.
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That is because they are trying to make something good.
 
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chimpSculpture said:
Does anyone know where I can get the layout of Cobes' previous apartment building "The Conquistadors/Pronghorn Apartments"? This is for a project I want to release for Christmas.
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Here's a floorplan from the Pronghorn website. Just cross reference it with video screenshots from the Conquistador era and you'll figure out the layout of his old lair.
 
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chimpSculpture said:
Thank you, but I'm looking for the entire building's layout as well. The lobby and corridors mainly.
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Oddly enough the studio floorplan from pronghorn is missing on their website. I doubt you're going to get real blueprints unless you live in WY but im always happy to be surprised.
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Here's a floorplan from the Pronghorn website. Just cross reference it with video screenshots from the Conquistador era and you'll figure out the layout of his old lair.
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That's a one bedroom, he had a studio, didn't he? The bed was in his living room.
 
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Molly Millions said:
He had a bedroom. Thats where he was laying when Aaron took creep shots of him sleeping in his boots.
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In the second apartment, yeah. Why else was the bed in the living room next to the computer and kitchen? Couch chris was on a futon near the door.
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No he had a dedicated bedroom. We rarely saw it on camera but it was there.
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Could have sworn Conquistador was the one bedroom, pronghorn was a studio.
 
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Your Landlord said:
In the second apartment, yeah. Why else was the bed in the living room next to the computer and kitchen? Couch chris was on a futon near the door.

Could have sworn Conquistador was the one bedroom, pronghorn was a studio.
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Conquistador and Pronghorn are the same building. You must be thinking of the South Center street apartments from the olden days.
 
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