Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bixby Snyder]

Reddit was a cesspool of kids who enjoyed fucking with the BOY. However, they did occasionally produce some good art and videos. I still laugh when I think about ‘The Shining’ video

 

[ibeatmywife]

Reddit was a cesspool of kids who enjoyed fucking with the BOY. However, they did occasionally produce some good art and videos. I still laugh when I think about ‘The Shining’ video

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

There was also a trole on the old subreddit that made a really high quality model of it and video tour of the second cobra lair in Blender. I don't have immediate access to the images and video he posted but I may have copied and shared it elsewhere so I can go digging for it.

I was trying to find the MTV cribs parody of his tour but it got taken down at some point.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Reddit was a cesspool of kids who enjoyed fucking with the BOY. However, they did occasionally produce some good art and videos. I still laugh when I think about ‘The Shining’ video

They also gave us the legendary anime “End of Apartment 2” video.

There’s also one that was posted days before it got shut down and I hope it’s still out there. It’s Cobra vaporwave and it slapped.

 

[Fortyone]

Use the previous layout given to you in conjunction with this video apartment tour and you’re golden, homeboy.

I wonder if there was a layer of dust at the bottom of that shower

 

[bonified retard]

3 days in a row reviewing the same sandwitch from Arbys. He said he ordered this one last night at 8pm, which means he doordashed Arby's twice yesterday, and 3 times in the last 2 days. He's single-handedly keeping his bank in business from all the overdrafting fees.

 

[Nichlaos Gerson]

hes really feeling himself in this one

 

[Hennimore]

hes really feeling himself in this one

Ocean Spray, Old Crow and a Coors. Holy pukola.


In the food review video he says he is doing his laundry because he is having dinner tonight with family as well as on Saturday. He says he is "literally out of booze" and then the very next video has a bottle of Old Crow and a pack of Coors. You can hear his AWOOGA phone going off and it makes me wonder if he texts back trolls going "Yeah doodt....I'm out of booze." in an attempt to bait them into sending him some. He is gonna be absolutely wasted by the time dinner rolls around so we may be in store for some kino tonight.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Better not have been ordering that store bought sushi for NAL, BOY!

 

[bonified retard]

In the food review video he says he is doing his laundry because he is having dinner tonight with family as well as on Saturday. He says he is "literally out of booze" and then the very next video has a bottle of Old Crow and a pack of Coors. You can hear his AWOOGA phone going off and it makes me wonder if he texts back trolls going "Yeah doodt....I'm out of booze." in an attempt to bait them into sending him some. He is gonna be absolutely wasted by the time dinner rolls around so we may be in store for some kino tonight.

I was just thinking the same thing. He also said a couple videos ago that the reason he was seeing family Saturday was because of "travel plans", insinuating that he wasn't going/invited to actual Thanksgiving. I wonder if he just misunderstood the plans, or he got a last minute invite for today. There couldn't be too much travel considering it's past noon, and he's still getting ready. I'm getting the feeling that there's gonna be a lot of I told you so's getting thrown around the Saunder's home tonight, if he even makes it over there.

 

[Molly Millions]

Sitting alone in his trailer getting hammered while eating Arby's on Thanksgiving

TWU toobz gothic rockstar cowbell

 

[Fortyone]

I watched one of the recent MATIs and the fact Josh didn't beleive warlord was a tranny with Sasha as a new name and that he was going to prison was annoying. Nigga needs to learn some lore.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Ocean Spray, Old Crow and a Coors. Holy pukola.

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In the food review video he says he is doing his laundry because he is having dinner tonight with family as well as on Saturday. He says he is "literally out of booze" and then the very next video has a bottle of Old Crow and a pack of Coors. You can hear his AWOOGA phone going off and it makes me wonder if he texts back trolls going "Yeah doodt....I'm out of booze." in an attempt to bait them into sending him some. He is gonna be absolutely wasted by the time dinner rolls around so we may be in store for some kino tonight.

Holiday crashout coming in nicely toobz. I wonder what he'll do this time and how long it'll take for the truth to trickle out of him.

 

[grand larsony]

 

[PetiteFeet]

Sasha as a new name

Sasha is a male nickname for Alexander in slavic languages.

 

[R00k]

Sasha is a male nickname for Alexander in slavic languages.

He mentions that in the video, but he also mentions how "unfortunate" it is that hes going to prison while he has 33 CC titties. I think it was the last video warlord was, where Cobra was on a call with that gross looking chin woman, that he specifically says he's a woman now and his new name is Sasha. He was completely hammered of course, but I digress toobz.

 

[funscape]

Holiday crashout coming in nicely toobz. I wonder what he'll do this time and how long it'll take for the truth to trickle out of him.

Better not be offering underaged family members some of your mead BOY

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Skygod all I want for Christmas is a sequel. Let him hallucinate his family being jealous of his fame and calling him too drunk.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Better not be offering underaged family members some of your mead BOY

Better not show your dad drunk, BOY

 

[Ponzo]

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Here's a floorplan from the Pronghorn website. Just cross reference it with video screenshots from the Conquistador era and you'll figure out the layout of his old lair.

Here is a full 3D virtual tour if you want to walk through a pre-Pronghorn Conquistador Cobra Apartment. His unit was one of the old, outdated ones that had old appliances and cabinets

Currently there are FIVE trailers for sale in Cobras Terrace 1 neighborhood, including Unit 67, right across the street from his streaming room.
This full 3D virtual tour shows the layout of most newer trailers in his community. Again, Cobra resides in an older unit with an old kitchen and bathrooms but the room layout is the same.