Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Alright toobs I went searching around where I shared the full quality renders, and couldn't find the short video walkthrough. The creator also commented this.

I am still adding to the grime but i think so far my favorite thing to add was the "fuck the trolls" in the dust on the tv stand. or making sure the only clean keys on his keyboard spell out cuties.

The level of detail is exquizid yootoob.

 

[Down From The Champions]

He probably quit duster for good after the last time he did it. He huffed some keyboard cleaner and it made his whole body turn pink & he was sweating and felt like he was dying. It was so bad, that (if I'm remembering correctly) it was right before he saw nal for the first time (might just be on cam)? And the side effects had lasted at least a day, she said his skin was pink.

That might explain why he seemed more fucked up that usual at times during her first visit.

 

[ibeatmywife]

That might explain why he seemed more fucked up that usual at times during her first visit.

Apparently this is how he gets when he smokes weed and that tracks with NAL being there.

 

[anliteralidiot]

That might explain why he seemed more fucked up that usual at times during her first visit.

It's crazy how much better she looks there, just from the thumbnail goddamn

 

[Down From The Champions]

It's crazy how much better she looks there, just from the thumbnail goddamn

Glad I'm not the only one thinking she actually looked decent here compared to how she typically looks.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Glad I'm not the only one thinking she actually looked decent here compared to how she typically looks.

Even as a boghag if she was a sweet kind boghag she would likely be married and never had to be with cobes her personality is her worst enemy. She recently made an admission that she was dating the perfect guy and messed it up and now he's married and his wife cheated on him and it should have been her etc etc.

ETA: I actually think even if she was 50% less insane she would have a really good chance, some dudes are into crazy bitches but nal is too crazy even for those men.

 

[ASeabear8952]

It's crazy how much better she looks there, just from the thumbnail goddamn

She still looks like she could be his aunt.

 

[Down From The Champions]

Even as a boghag if she was a sweet kind boghag she would likely be married and never had to be with cobes her personality is her worst enemy. She recently made an admission that she was dating the perfect guy and messed it up and now he's married and his wife cheated on him and it should have been her etc etc.

ETA: I actually think even if she was 50% less insane she would have a really good chance, some dudes are into crazy bitches but nal is too crazy even for those men.

It's part of the wonders of Lolcows. Since they tend to post their whole life online you get so many lessons on how to be a better person.

Cobes shows the dangers of self destruction but he has the odd rare moment of hope. NAL is also self destructive and shows that you shouldn't go all out on hating everything and everyone or you will be left alone and no one will want to put up with you.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

It's crazy how much better she looks there, just from the thumbnail goddamn

Glad I'm not the only one thinking she actually looked decent here compared to how she typically looks.

What about here?

 

[Shinkai]

I was rearranging my CDs. tryna get them into a kind of order for this new shelf and I just started gut laughing when this bad boy fell off my shelf haha Nyeesss... if it's if cobes out in as much effort as Seizure would with his visuals only boglimaphide

 

[Hennimore]

That might explain why he seemed more fucked up that usual at times during her first visit.

Look's like a full time caregiver taking her retarded patient out for his weekly day on the town. I understand that NAL herself is batshit and extremely sloppy but I don't even understand why she would want to hang around Josh. He's in public, wasted and drooling all over himself while talking to a camera instead of talking to her. The boy barely even makes enough money to fuel his lifestyle let alone hers so I don't really even understand what exactly her grift was here. I guess she was hoping to siphon some of his pay pigs? Because outside of sending her $50 cheeseburgers once a week I doubt she would have ever squeezed any coin out of Josh. The only real explanation is that in her low IQ brain she actually views Josh as famous and was hoping some of the clout would rub off on her.

 

[AnOminous]

ETA: I actually think even if she was 50% less insane she would have a really good chance, some dudes are into crazy bitches but nal is too crazy even for those men.

I don't because she's not even insane in the normal way, she's insane in the way of first off, she's ugly as a pit bull, so why the fuck would you even be attracted, but on top of that, she's so utterly insane it's not like you're waking up to blowjobs, it's you're waking up to a straight razor to your throat for no reason.

 

[Slim Boglim]

It's part of the wonders of Lolcows. Since they tend to post their whole life online you get so many lessons on how to be a better person.

One of the best things about lolcows is how they function as cautionary tales. It’d be fun to adapt cobraverse events into a series of modern fairy tales. Like how Hansel and Gretel teaches not to trust strangers the story of the Boglim and the Boghag can warn about the danger of ignoring red flags to pursue short term pleasure

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Look's like a full time caregiver taking her retarded patient out for his weekly day on the town. I understand that NAL herself is batshit and extremely sloppy but I don't even understand why she would want to hang around Josh. He's in public, wasted and drooling all over himself while talking to a camera instead of talking to her. The boy barely even makes enough money to fuel his lifestyle let alone hers so I don't really even understand what exactly her grift was here. I guess she was hoping to siphon some of his pay pigs? Because outside of sending her $50 cheeseburgers once a week I doubt she would have ever squeezed any coin out of Josh. The only real explanation is that in her low IQ brain she actually views Josh as famous and was hoping some of the clout would rub off on her.

Desperation is probably the biggest motivator behind anything she does, everybody hates her and she knows dying alone is not only a possibility but a very likely reality. She is cooked, i cant see a way out unless she voluntarily checks into a looney bin and stays there as long as necessary.

One thing i cant even imagine is what happens when guys like Cobra reject you, what is the next tier of men after that? Green card husband from Uzbekistan or something? I dont think even thats possible anymore because her egg carton is empty and dried up.

 

[somevan712]

it's not like you're waking up to blowjobs, it's you're waking up to a straight razor to your throat for no reason.

Or an $8 machete from Walmart while she screams "WHAT DID I DOOOOO" straight into your ear.

 

[Hennimore]

Six minutes ago Josh posted that Snape fancam video he always cries about when he gets drunk. I'm sure he'll leak some info about what went down at the family dinner in his next video, he always does eventually. If he is posting that video for the billionth time though it's safe to assume he is wasted and now it's just a matter of if he was wasted during the dinner or at least had the decency to wait till he got home to get smashed.

 

[funscape]

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Six minutes ago Josh posted that Snape fancam video he always cries about when he gets drunk. I'm sure he'll leak some info about what went down at the family dinner in his next video, he always does eventually. If he is posting that video for the billionth time though it's safe to assume he is wasted and now it's just a matter of if he was wasted during the dinner or at least had the decency to wait till he got home to get smashed.

"Snape just wanted a goth witch girlfriend. He loved Lily Toobz. And she didn't love him back because of gender relations."

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

The boy barely even makes enough money to fuel his lifestyle let alone hers so I don't really even understand what exactly her grift was here.

She believed he was making far more money than he actually makes, in his prime he was making quite a bit in donotions, but that's moot as he spends more in overdraft fees than any person on the planet and the only reason he has a roof over his head and food in the cupboard is because daddy has completely separated him from his tugboat.

It was evident in how she was talking leading up to the trip and when she first got there. She kept trying to convince Cobra that if he allowed her to control the money they would be millionaires. She said it on camera like 4 or 5 times the first day she was there at least.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

In terms of popularity, he is at his prime now. Shitheads are making lolcow docs on him all the time, his streams bring quite a few eyeballs until they realise how boring he is, and I’m pretty sure donations are still somewhat constant.

He just spends the cash as soon as he thinks it’s in the bank.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

In terms of popularity, he is at his prime now. Shitheads are making lolcow docs on him all the time

Yea but there's a huge difference between consuming cobra content, and consuming Cobra's content. He's not live streaming for several hours every other day like he used to, and when he did he got many hundreds of dollars in donos, often. He was making a lot of money. Now he gets the occasional care package/booze delivery, and a lot of troll donos. His big paydays now come from deathbed, when he fronts him money for a release.