Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

"Better not go live" is what a tiktard would think is hilarious, he wouldn't respond the way he used to respond when you use that.

I've literally texted him like 5 times in my whole life, this was the first time this year. Honestly, it's hilarious, his response was really funny & the fact that I got him to make a video about it, is better than you whining about it 'not being funny'

TMDWU
Interacting with a lolcow in any way is MDNWU. By interacting with him in any way, you're no better than the fag at Comcast who fucked with DSP's internet - pushing a person like Cobes into making content when he just makes his own from trole paranoia, drunken delusions, and random bits he sees on YouToobz, completely free of charge.
You're a colossal faggot. Go back.
 
"Better not go live" is what a tiktard would think is hilarious, he wouldn't respond the way he used to respond when you use that.

I've literally texted him like 5 times in my whole life, this was the first time this year. Honestly, it's hilarious, his response was really funny & the fact that I got him to make a video about it, is better than you whining about it 'not being funny'

TMDWU
End your own life in Minecraft, glass tapper.
 
I've literally texted him like 5 times in my whole life, this was the first time this year. Honestly, it's hilarious, his response was really funny & the fact that I got him to make a video about it, is better than you whining about it 'not being funny'

TMDWU
Instead of sending texts to Cobes you should send a shotgun shell through your skull, you stupid faggot nigger.
 
"Better not go live" is what a tiktard would think is hilarious, he wouldn't respond the way he used to respond when you use that.

I've literally texted him like 5 times in my whole life, this was the first time this year. Honestly, it's hilarious, his response was really funny & the fact that I got him to make a video about it, is better than you whining about it 'not being funny'

TMDWU

Unspoken rule here; if you do decide to be a glass tapper, don't fucking brag about it like a faggot.

Next time, try reading the forum guidelines before being a retard.
 
"Better not go live" is what a tiktard would think is hilarious, he wouldn't respond the way he used to respond when you use that.

I've literally texted him like 5 times in my whole life, this was the first time this year. Honestly, it's hilarious, his response was really funny & the fact that I got him to make a video about it, is better than you whining about it 'not being funny'

TMDWU
You faggots are the reason so many lolcows stop being funny, stop being a faggot who tries to be internet famous because you watched the chris chan documentary and heard about clyde cash.
 
Honestly, Seizure Robot 5000 is up there with the greatest people who do cobra media. He's so fucking funny and weird, and I just really enjoy his style of content and his humour. The fact that the man pours hours into 3D modeling weird shit like the Shame Cube meme of Cobra or that Oblivion/Morrowind animation with dwarfliny and Josh. Just peak.
Also he sounds like Mr. Dink, so that’s a plus.
I convinced him I was Ninja and told him I'd pay him 100k if he could go one week without drinking. His responses took up a couple whole screens of scrolling haha.


I've texted him like 5 times ever, and they usually get pretty boiler plate "fuck you I own your life troll" responses, this one was a couple pages long and the text alone was funny enough, but getting him to make a video thinking he was getting trolled by Ninja, in front of 300k live viewers, pretty funny
What is with this influx of troles coming here admitting what they did to fuck with the BOY???
 
I've literally texted him like 5 times in my whole life, this was the first time this year. Honestly, it's hilarious, his response was really funny & the fact that I got him to make a video about it, is better than you whining about it 'not being funny'

TMDWU
The ironic thing is that I thought the ninja thing was funny and used that as an example of what’s preferable in terms of trolling when retards who absolutely MUST text him can’t help themselves and said it’s at least better than people telling him to kill himself. However, it seems like your reading comprehension is as weak as your ability to gobble cocks is strong.
 
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Also he sounds like Mr. Dink, so that’s a plus.

What is with this influx of troles coming here admitting what they did to fuck with the BOY???
Reddit getting shut down, released a lot of retards out into the wild. That Reddit copycat The_Boglim idiots made barely has anyone using it which means the majority of them are now either here or congregating in Discord servers.
 
Anyone know what happened to that meth addict who used to stream with/about Josh? Krystal Roberts? I just remember she was gone one day.
 
The BOY only got a little bit drunk at Thanksgiving


He's already sloshed, I doubt he had just two an for him to be talking like that makes me think he wasn't as Gentlemanly as he claims - not arrested or kicked out but certainly wasn't just "Sticking to two drinks" I know he had "two" more since he got home but that shouldnt get him sounding like that.
 
Honestly if people are going to harass him the least they could do is make it funny and lead to content like texting him “better not go live” or posing as world famous Fortnite streamer and expert flosser, Ninja. It’s at least funny and mostly harmless and can spur him into doing something funny unlike telling him to kill himself, that his dad wishes he’d die, or accusing him of being a rapist for the millionth time
It’s a hard pill for some to swallow but the truth is that weenery plays a good part in most good sagas or events. People don’t like it now because there’s too many cooks in the kitchen so to speak and the majority of those cooks are mentally retarded zoomers but prior to the onslaught, shit touchers were well embedded in Cobra’s life trying to prod him in certain directions over Skype and Discord with limited success and with long term goals in mind. The whole Gothic Dee saga is a good example of that they were both goaded into that entire exchange.
 
The whole Gothic Dee saga is a good example of that they were both goaded into that entire exchange.
There's a huge difference between pretending to be Cobra and commenting on a retard's videos, making fake "diss" videos and linking them to Cobra and directly texting and calling him every day. Trolling and ALOGing is very different. There's always going to be cow tipping faggots, however, don't come here and brag about it. Keep that shit in gay discords and facebook groups that will inevitably fall apart and have the logs leaked here so we can laugh at people unironically jealous of KingCobraJFS.
 
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