Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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It’s a miracle people still deliver to his address.
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Casper, Wyoming on average is in the top 10 cheapest places for petrol in the US and the driver automatically gets a small delivery fee, so that's probably the only reason people don't outright refuse him. Also his paypigs usually tip (pretty generously) when they order for him or troll order. He never tips though and if it wasn't for that automatic 2.50 fee or whatever it is, I doubt people would accept the order.

I suppose a retard who doesn't work for his money and has always had a roof over his head, food in the fridge, and whatever luxuries he could want by firing up a youtube video has no concept of tipping for services so you can't really be mad at him. He didn't get tipped for huffing his own farts and spilling shit at wendys trole.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Casper, Wyoming on average is in the top 10 cheapest places for petrol in the US and the driver automatically gets a small delivery fee, so that's probably the only reason people don't outright refuse him. Also his paypigs usually tip (pretty generously) when they order for him or troll order. He never tips though and if it wasn't for that automatic 2.50 fee or whatever it is, I doubt people would accept the order.

I suppose a retard who doesn't work for his money and has always had a roof over his head, food in the fridge, and whatever luxuries he could want by firing up a youtube video has no concept of tipping for services so you can't really be mad at him. He didn't get tipped for huffing his own farts and spilling shit at wendys trole.
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I think he never tips because it's his 80% British coming out
 
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Partyman said:
this guy is a living reason, why we should have eugenics back, he should've die
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KingCobraJFS is the posterchild for eugenics. Someone as ungenius as Josh being able to survive for the last 12 years in the wasteland that is the middle of Wyoming simply proves that Humanity has conquered the conditions that once conquered Us. The Ubermensch have already conquered the world. We didn't need to massacre retards by the truckload to get here and to do so now would only tarnish that achievement. Giant OLED TVs with nothing but Cobra stuffing his face should play in every place struck by hunger so that they, too, can know that salvation has arrived—it's just not where they are right now. It's drunkenly waiting at the foot of the front door to a trailer in Casper, Wyoming for the DoorDash driver to make it over that last country mile.
 
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Pascal's Wagie said:
KingCobraJFS is the posterchild for eugenics. Someone as ungenius as Josh being able to survive for the last 12 years in the wasteland that is the middle of Wyoming simply proves that Humanity has conquered the conditions that once conquered Us. The Ubermensch have already conquered the world. We didn't need to massacre retards by the truckload to get here and to do so now would only tarnish that achievment. Giant OLED TVs with nothing but Cobra stuffing his face should play in every place struck by hunger so that they, too, can know that salvation has arrived—it's just not where they are right now. It's drunkenly waiting at the foot of the front door to a trailer in Casper, Wyoming for the DoorDash driver to make it over that last country mile.
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Imagining a twist on the Jolibee greentext where some poor Sikh guy moves his family to America hoping they'll be able to live like cobes,only to become another Door dash Driver to his house
 
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funscape said:
Yeah it's very likely Clint is on top of it. Even back in the Couch Chris/Wendy's era he was reporting any changes to Cobe's income and living situation to SSI. I doubt that he does it thoroughly including all of the donos but I could see him probably filing a very basic claim for Josh every year to avoid the trouble of dealing with the IRS or Josh losing SSI. You can be denied social security or have it garnished if you have unpaid taxes.
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Maybe the IRS is just a fan of his videos. They see him single handedly propping up Casper's gig economy and decided to leave him alone.
 
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Has he still not eaten that pizza? its been almost 4 days I think, And he mentioned he still has ribs from another order he did. I wonder if his stomach is too strong to be bothered by food that's been sitting out for a week, I wonder if he lets them cool off and passes out drunk and keeps forgetting every time. Im sure his ability to tell how much time has passed is fucked too since he is always drunk, it seems like he thinks its only been sitting out for a day despite it being half a week.
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Really? I just lost every Shek recruit I HAAAAAAAAD! Because I left my Flame, my fuckin' Holy Flame back at the outpost.

Fuckin' Emperor Tengu doesn't give a SHIT.
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That's the thing of it yootoob: there's dubble stannerds in Okranite society dood. And i get it, and i respect our paladins
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
Imagining a twist on the Jolibee greentext where some poor Sikh guy moves his family to America hoping they'll be able to live like cobes,only to become another Door dash Driver to his house
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I like to imagine that Josh is living the real American dream as envisioned by some forgotten, illiterate retard founding father—one who also couldn’t sign his name on the declaration of independence and spent his time ranting about gender relayshuns in the background of congress
 
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funscape said:
I like to imagine that Josh is living the real American dream as envisioned by some forgotten, illiterate retard founding father—one who also couldn’t sign his name on the declaration of independence and spent his time ranting about gender relayshuns in the background of congress
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Cornelius Saunders II, inventor of the left handed can opener
 
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Negev said:
Has he still not eaten that pizza? its been almost 4 days I think
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Who knows, he might've put in the oven, in the box, and passed out and burned it when reheating it. Or he was too plastered to record himself eating it and lost the footage, something he does often. Not sure how long mozzarella cheese and bacon grease has to congeal to improve structural integrity, these answers are beyond my simple mind.
 
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funscape said:
Fate really intervened to make sure Josh wasn't born in a time where he could have easy access to slaves. God forbid cisgender alive female of age slaves.
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I could see Cobes as the decadent son of a Roman emperor who persecutes Christians and makes disgusting food hacks and drink combos with lead sweetened wine.

Cobricius, son of Clintonius!
 
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Negev said:
Has he still not eaten that pizza? its been almost 4 days I think, And he mentioned he still has ribs from another order he did. I wonder if his stomach is too strong to be bothered by food that's been sitting out for a week, I wonder if he lets them cool off and passes out drunk and keeps forgetting every time. Im sure his ability to tell how much time has passed is fucked too since he is always drunk, it seems like he thinks its only been sitting out for a day despite it being half a week.
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He probably throws away half thr shit he orders. I can see him being so fucked up for numerous days, seeing he has food, and having no desire to eat the shit.
 
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