Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I need some help remembering, Cobros:
Christmas 2021 was a bad attitude, Christmas 2022 was the arrest, and Christmas 2023 was a bad attitude and him offering bog-juice to people right? Was there anything verifiable that he offered booze to kids?
Genuinely depressing to see the Saunders seem to distance themselves further from him; he is going to get way worse not better Clint.
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I think the booze offering incident was a Thanksgiving? To be honest, I can't remember if that was something he admitted, or from alleged anonymous family member on reddit. Hopefully somebody here can confirm where that came from.

Last Christmas Clint had to take him home early because he sperged out over being asked to stop drinking his homemade wine.
 
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This fucking moron can't even read properly. A teacher died trying to protect the children and this drugged out retard mistakenly said only the shooter died.

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Now he's sobbing about how he's the real victim and that he wants to murder his trolls
 
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Molly Millions said:
This fucking moron can't even read properly. A teacher died trying to protect the children and this drugged out retard mistakenly said only the shooter died.

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Now he's sobbing about how he's the real victim and that he wants to murder his trolls
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My favorite line of the video is him saying that you should only resort to violence when your life is threatened or you're backed into a corner five minutes after bragging that he beat all his bullies up in school.
 
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Hennimore said:
hat he beat all his bullies up in school.
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The only bully he beat up at school was a girl who kicked him in the nuts and teased him daily, and all he did was push her on the ground. That was the story he told in Clint's basement when it happened. He has since changed this story several times, first it was a dude who kicked him in the balls daily, then it turned into him hitting him with a chair, then hitting him with a metal chair, then hitting him with a chair and straddling him and punching him in the face, and then all of that plus girls in class saying "GO SAUNDERS FUCK THAT BULLY ASSHOLE!".

He was a pussy and only ever retaliated against a girl.
 
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The only bully he beat up at school was a girl who kicked him in the nuts and teased him daily, and all he did was push her on the ground. That was the story he told in Clint's basement when it happened. He has since changed this story several times, first it was a dude who kicked him in the balls daily, then it turned into him hitting him with a chair, then hitting him with a metal chair, then hitting him with a chair and straddling him and punching him in the face, and then all of that plus girls in class saying "GO SAUNDERS FUCK THAT BULLY ASSHOLE!".

He was a pussy and only ever retaliated against a girl.
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And this is why the Redditors getting all up in arms over the story he told of him jerking off next to a retarded girl in the woods is a pointless endeavor on their part. It's near impossible to sort fact from fiction when it comes to Josh. He will say and put himself in any situation if he believes it will further the persona he has crafted for himself. He is the most unreliable narrator of all time. And as you pointed out often times stories he has told will change significantly as the years go by. Usually, with Josh, the truth will come out in offhand remarks or in his routines with Shon. If the boy makes a big show of a story it's likely completely fiction.
 
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Molly Millions said:
This fucking moron can't even read properly. A teacher died trying to protect the children and this drugged out retard mistakenly said only the shooter died.
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He thinks the media didn't report on it because a woman did it and that's why he just found out about it from a "fangirl" except the media literally reported on it and put out her name on the same day of it happening. Truly mysterious how it got past Cobes and his obsessive inquiries into current events.
 
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Molly Millions said:
He's really proud of beating that girl up too.

Its really hard to make a comprehensive list of the most pathetic things Josh has ever said but bragging about beating up a teenage girl is on there
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When he made Caroline cry by mocking her miscarriages, insulting and threatening her. Even better when the next day he had to apologise for what he said.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
He was a pussy and only ever retaliated against a girl.
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Are you trying to convince me THIS Gothic bad boy isn't a tough badass slaying troles??? TMDNWTFIU

Need I remind you of the Floor Lord incident and now look... Sasha is a beautiful woman with 32CC tits and Josh respects trannies TMDWTFIU \m/
 

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