Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[bonified retard]

When he made Caroline cry by mocking her miscarriages, insulting and threatening her. Even better when the next day he had to apologise for what he said.

Definitely one of his most pathetic moments, but I do love this quote:

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

My favorite line of the video is him saying that you should only resort to violence when your life is threatened or you're backed into a corner five minutes after bragging that he beat all his bullies up in school.

It's like a rapid cycling free association exercise, the kind of conversations you have with yourself in the shower, except he says it all out loud and posts it on YouTube.

Happy Easternoth everyone!

 

[Umaibae]

haven't bothered trying couldn't find a dedicated fan art thread for our boy, so let's get this thing tossed & lost in the thread toobz

The Jord you see on an acid trip TWU.

 

[Love Is Blue]

When he made Caroline cry by mocking her miscarriages, insulting and threatening her. Even better when the next day he had to apologise for what he said.

leave him alone dude. he's autistic.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

The truth slips out from him in off-hand comments. We found out about the ‘bog juice ‘ offering last Christmas through him talking freely. He rarely has anything of interest to speak of, so he can barely contain himself when he has something bothering him.

Think difficultly bringing him to events is he’s now constantly plastered. The family now thinks (rightfully so), he needs alcohol or he’ll have withdrawls — making them afraid to bring him out now. Wanna say someone made a comment about having enough booze for him for one of the family holidays.

He’s pariah’d himself

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

This fucking moron can't even read properly. A teacher died trying to protect the children and this drugged out retard mistakenly said only the shooter died.

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Now he's sobbing about how he's the real victim and that he wants to murder his trolls

HEY TEACHER! PROTECT THOSE STUDENTS N KEEP EM ALL ALIVE! NO MORE GUNS IN THE CLASSROOM

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Is this the uneventful Bogsmas? Nothing happens? A drink combo and a food hack of no consequence? Can he hold it together? Is he so bogged out he feels nothing? Do we feel anything? Is it worth it?

Is this the first Christmas ever that he is not invited to proper?

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

When he made Caroline cry by mocking her miscarriages, insulting and threatening her. Even better when the next day he had to apologise for what he said.

Whole new meaning for one of my favorite cobraisms "telling you how it is youtoob"

 

[Average CEO Respecter]

leave him alone dude. he's autistic.

I thought he had Asperger's?

 

[biggacracka]

I thought he had Asperger's?

"he's retarded"
"i thought he was mentally challenged"
Same shit, different food hack

 

[Average CEO Respecter]

"he's retarded"
"i thought he was mentally challenged"
Same shit, different food hack

No, it isn't

 

[anliteralidiot]

No, it isn't

It's under the autism umbrella. You can kiss his ass-burgers, doodt

 

[rexxon_tillerson]

yeah in regards to the amount of times he has ruined xmas/tgiving we only have josh to go off of, who is at his core, an unreliable narrator. that or clint, who will lie just to look less terrible infront of the rest of the internet.

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

No, it isn't

bro who the fuck cares get a fucking grip

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

No, it isn't

Assburgers is fake autism

 

[Ultrapenguin]

You know who else gets very worked up about the difference between autism and aspergers?

Chris Chan. Don't be like Chris Chan.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Is this the uneventful Bogsmas? Nothing happens? A drink combo and a food hack of no consequence? Can he hold it together? Is he so bogged out he feels nothing? Do we feel anything? Is it worth it?

Seems like no two-drink minimum this year. Maybe Clint will take him to Subway on the 26th.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

I hope he does get to go to the family Christmas. He can be a handful but Clint completely stopping him from showing up would be pretty callous. Even in his peanut head being uninvited from a family function would create feelings of resentment.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

You know who else gets very worked up about the difference between autism and aspergers?

Chris Chan. Don't be like Chris Chan.

Those danged, dirty aspergers pretenders steal the limelight from the TRUE and HONEST autistics.

 

[The Stranger]

I hope he does get to go to the family Christmas. He can be a handful but Clint completely stopping him from showing up would be pretty callous. Even in his peanut head being uninvited from a family function would create feelings of resentment.

Cobes is a blight on the family, they're well within their right to forget he exists let alone not invite him to Christmas dinner.