Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Cobes is a blight on the family, they're well within their right to forget he exists let alone not invite him to Christmas dinner.
He already spent 2022 in jail for downing a fifth of Jack and going nuts, and whatever exactly happened last year was pretty bad. I'd hope he at least gets to have some kind of celebration with Clint though. Boy's down bad, worse than ever IMO.
 
Cobes is a blight on the family, they're well within their right to forget he exists let alone not invite him to Christmas dinner.
Bless Clint's heart for taking the boglim to family gatherings for as long as he did. Cobes' bad hygeine, being unemployed and ODD mixed with alcoholism should've disqualified him years ago, but Clint is such a bleeding heart. He still brought him to last years Saunders Christmas even after the BOY's drunk crashout in the car and the arrest that let to.
 
Absolutely. The whole, "Oh Cobes is harmless" schtick is very troubling. He is Chris Chan 2.0. He killed Mrs. Green, he killed Puff, he has assaulted friends on camera, he has allegedly assaulted Jessica (admittedly based AF if true), and stalks people and is extremely manipulative. He is a retard so the danger isn't as present as a normalfag but be very much has the potential to harm someone like Chris and I see him either dying in his dog chair or in jail for some form of abuse because he wants to be a bad goth cowboy sovereign citizen.
You can maintain these reddit a-log positions only if you are purposefully obtuse to how things actually happened and you're reinforced by your gay reddit friends. This is not reddit. There are reasonable criticisms of Cobra and then there's just actual, Anthony LoGatto sperg shit like this. You are gay and your children will be gay for writing this post.



He killed Mrs. Green
He killed a bug. Are you retarded? I kill spiders every day, do you give a shit? I killed a pregnant one yesterday, are you going to cry and picket outside my house if I poor beer on it too?

he killed Puff
Through Cobra's negligence and poor cognitive abilities, Puff died. It's fair to say that he's in no position to be responsible for another creature because he's barely capable of being responsible for himself but let's not act like it was some event that happened because he had the malicious intention to kill it. It's not a monument to his secret evil behavior it's a consequence of his retard brain.

he has assaulted friends on camera
No, he didn't. He spent the entirety of that night very gently and kindly asking his very drunk, already previously violent tweaked out friend to leave. He started getting aggressive with him and Cobra responded appropriately. It's not a condemnation of his character, it's probably one of the few times he's done something worthy of praise. Warlord is a fucking faggot loser who abandoned all his children because he would rather do meth, stretch his ass for gay porn and end up in jail for stealing cars.

he has allegedly assaulted Jessica (admittedly based AF if true)
I'm not even going to really address that with much detail because I think we'll both agree it's probably not true and we both know why. Jessica is a lunatic, unless she gives you evidence for something Josh has done the likelihood that he's actually done it is 0%. She made a concerted effort to collect evidence specifically concerning physical abuse and if it had happened, she'd have a video of that and it would be front page instead of driving Josh so insane that he wanted to put a shotgun under his chin.

and stalks people
Yeah I can't argue for that, his shit with going over to Ellen's place is weird and he needs to stop that. If he wants to jack off to Alicia Rhodie in his own private domicile and leave her the fuck alone he's welcome to that virtually harmless activity.

and is extremely manipulative.
He is a retard
Pick one. He can't even spell his own name, man. He's not Jim Jones, even for other retards.

but be very much has the potential to harm someone like Chris
Josh Saunders only has the potential to harm himself and whoever decides to get in his face. He's a big, giant pussy who isolates himself from the world because even the most minute of criticism directed his way makes him cry inside. He can say whatever he wants, make as many threats as he wants and man, there are some videos of him saying shit that are definitely worthy of condemnation but he's always going to be a scared child hiding in his apartment/trailer talking about shit he doesn't understand and harming himself with substance abuse.
 
He already spent 2022 in jail for downing a fifth of Jack and going nuts, and whatever exactly happened last year was pretty bad. I'd hope he at least gets to have some kind of celebration with Clint though. Boy's down bad, worse than ever IMO.
No one should be alone on Christmas, buuuut...
It's better if he's got, at max, three other people.
 
He's a big, giant pussy who isolates himself from the world because even the most minute of criticism directed his way makes him cry inside
Remember all the shit he talked about Cyraxx and the moment they were on a panel together and Josh could say anything he wanted

Cobra goes "fuck this!" and cuts his feed
 
I hope he does get to go to the family Christmas. He can be a handful but Clint completely stopping him from showing up would be pretty callous. Even in his peanut head being uninvited from a family function would create feelings of resentment.
I wouldn't blame Clunt if he holds separate Christmas events. It isn't fair to the rest of the family that their children have to be exposed to an unwashed and drunken boglim trying to explain gendur relayshuns to them.

Clint always handles these things well anyways. Have the real event without him and then him and the half sisters take him out to dinner a few days later. Much less drama and everybody wins that way.
 
Remember all the shit he talked about Cyraxx and the moment they were on a panel together and Josh could say anything he wanted

Cobra goes "fuck this!" and cuts his feed
honestly the only appropriate response to meeting the goblin. the boy was arguably at his smartest in that moment, there is nothing to gain from insulting him, and there's nothing to lose from walking away. i dont think cyraxx even understands english, he's just some kind of feral ghoul parrot who only knows how to shout NIGGER LOVER and HEY NIGGER BOY.
 
honestly the only appropriate response to meeting the goblin. the boy was arguably at his smartest in that moment, there is nothing to gain from insulting him, and there's nothing to lose from walking away. i dont think cyraxx even understands english, he's just some kind of feral ghoul parrot who only knows how to shout NIGGER LOVER and HEY NIGGER BOY.
In the first stream, Courtney askes Cobra is he knows who Chance is and Cobra responds with: "He's a pedophile piece of shit, that's what I've heard."

Chance bloviates for I think literal hours arguing with Marty while Cobra just makes confused faces drinking beer.

Courtney then asks "What do you think about all this?" and Cobra responds with "I don't know what to think, it just sounds like he-said, she-said bullshit."

Chance flips out for another 30 minutes, comes back in 15 minutes later and continues to flip out throwing out nigger boys and "Hey Tyler!"'s.

Cobra then mocks him and says "Ueeeehhh but Marty, but Martry, duuuuuuuhhh" and it's honestly pretty funny. Chance get's mad and tells them all that they are "fake money" and that he's rolling in bills with all his hardware.

That's it. You're right, Cobra found his moments and poked fun at him but he largely stayed silent because it was impossible to have a civil conversation with Chance Wilkins while he's in full blown Akron Nigger Mode.
 
That's actually true. Cyraxx loops even more than Cobes. The last time I watched him he was just screaming death threats into his camera for a solid 20 minutes and apparently thats his typical content.

I guess its funny but honestly thats just the midwest, they're all misshapen hobgoblins with anger issues
If Cobes and Raxx could be cordial for one encounter, we'd have a mobius strip of a feedback loop.
 
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cobes is VERY SMART and good at DECEPTION. beware!
His stupidity is an advantage actually. Free pity machine. He uses whatever braincells he has to sweet talk those lulled by his simplicities into staying. Like a 5'3 baby who has the slight ability to communicate and work a phone.
 
Cobes is a blight on the family, they're well within their right to forget he exists let alone not invite him to Christmas dinner.
I don't think anyone disagrees that Cobes is not pleasant to be around. However Clint has to keep balance between good cop and bad cop for the boglim. He has to put his foot down and assert control over Josh while being nice enough that Josh doesn't cut him out of his life.

If Clint basically says "My new family isn't allowed to see you" Josh could easily take that poorly and cut himself off from Clint. That would be bad news for Clint and the Boglim as he would lose his one anchor in life. Buuuut I digress toobz.
 
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