Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Random thought, has cobra ever said what started his fascination with alcohol? A Disney cartoon made him want to smoke so there's probably an equally stupid catalyst. I'm thinking doc Holliday. He's got this childish glee every time he quotes that fucking movie.
 
Random thought, has cobra ever said what started his fascination with alcohol? A Disney cartoon made him want to smoke so there's probably an equally stupid catalyst. I'm thinking doc Holliday. He's got this childish glee every time he quotes that fucking movie.
I think he has been drinking since he was a teen. Probably because Ozzy used to drink or some dumb shit.
 
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EASILY the weed hat incident.
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Random thought, has cobra ever said what started his fascination with alcohol? A Disney cartoon made him want to smoke so there's probably an equally stupid catalyst. I'm thinking doc Holliday. He's got this childish glee every time he quotes that fucking movie.
cobes enjoys doing 'bad boy' things. 'bad boy' is whatever he defines it as, but generally defined as things clint tells him not to do (smoking, drinking, duster, not bathing, not brushing teeth) its mostly his ODD manifest.
 
It's ozzy. Just like Chris pre jail saga Cobra' well being is directly tied to ozzy being alive. When ozzy dies shit will get weird and depressing.

I'd say it's a coin flip who will die first. Ozzy or Cobra? One is a legitimate famous rockstar and the other is a millionaire with high quality medical care.
 
Random thought, has cobra ever said what started his fascination with alcohol? A Disney cartoon made him want to smoke so there's probably an equally stupid catalyst. I'm thinking doc Holliday. He's got this childish glee every time he quotes that fucking movie.
Along with the already mentioned bad boy/ODD stuff- being autistic as shit, drinking and being drunk probably helped him mellow out in a way few things did up until that point, and he probably became used to having his "feel good drink" when it was available.
 
Random thought, has cobra ever said what started his fascination with alcohol? A Disney cartoon made him want to smoke so there's probably an equally stupid catalyst. I'm thinking doc Holliday. He's got this childish glee every time he quotes that fucking movie.
I would assume it comes with the fixation on Ozzy/being a rockstar.
 
We need a poll guessing how long Josh will survive.

I’m guessing, at most, two years is left before he goes to hell to assist the demons torturing trolls
this has been brought up before but honestly he could live for many years to come or he could die tomorrow. the things that are wrong with him that we know of are generally slow killers. but the effects are for sure starting to show. i would say his biggest risks right now are choking on vomit while black out drunk or falling and hitting his head.

its also possible he might just catch a simple cold and die because his body is unable to fight it and keep everything else under control. all it takes is a high fever and hes done for. so realistically its hard to really guess but i have faith in the BOY and i think he has at least like 3 or so years left.

really just depends on what happens next and if he ever gets an infection. because the second he gets something that goes to his blood stream its over.
 
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