Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

What was Cobes' best look throughout the years?

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My personal favorite was his homeless Vietnam War veteran look.

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

What was Cobes' best look throughout the years?

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2 and 4 are still the first thing that pops into my head when I see them name "GothicKingCobra" or "KingCobraJFS".

 

[somevan712]

Facebook video archive. 2 month YouTube ban until May 26.


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Fucking YouTube trolls keep getting the boy banned AND I'M SICK OF IIIIIIIIIT

 

[ASeabear8952]

Question - when Bog Chron inevitably uploads his recap of the Lolcow Live interview, will Keem try to go after him for it? I think I remember him trying to go after Saturated Content for his Boogie vids but he wasn’t successful.

 

[Colonel Ramrod]

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What was Cobes' best look throughout the years?

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Hair dye Cobes. It’s always Hair dye Cobes

 

[Corduroy Incognito]

What was Cobes' best look throughout the years?

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3 is my favorite but I kind of dig 6. With the right outfit and facial hair I think josh wouldn't look too bad bald.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'm catching up on the stream and although it would be nice, in a perfect little world, if Cobra could get under Keem's umbrella because he would try to do good things for him. Keem likes looking like the good guy and he made sure to bring up Josh's teeth and I know getting them replaced with a set of Boogie Biters is what's going through his head right now. He'll want to send a fat retard or two to film it and probably make up for the costs with donos.

I think @Irregardless is right though, getting Josh to do anything is next to impossible. Keem would have to suck up to him and be as nice as possible all the time. Josh would just have to be the punishment guru or something but if he has to come up with anything creative he'll shut down. Maybe he could get kid behind the camera to wrangle him because Josh liked angry grandpa so much but even that might be a bridge too far. Keem is also going to have to eventually deal with the fact that Cobra is a severe alcoholic, people will start shitting on him for enabling or whatever and Keem want to make it a thing. Say goodbye to Josh the second it's hinted that he stops drinking.

That being said, I'd be curious to see the attempt, if only to see how Cobes would destroy it and it's not like he does all that much anyway.

 

[HiveDull]

No one mentioned it, but I found it fitting that the latest Cobra happening was on the 420th page of the Community Happenings page

haha yissth twu

I know I'm a little late to the discussion, but my favourite Cobra livestream was when he got absolutely plastered and brainlooped why his Tacobell order was cancelled and how they hooked him up with two burritos for free or something. My dude stood at the doorway to his kitchen and that had me on the floor, I swear.

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For those curious, here's the BogChron edit

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

What was Cobes' best look throughout the years?

6. Shaving his head was the most "put together" he'd ever looked IMO. Too bad he didn't since he didn't want to look like daddy dearest, BUUUUUUT seeing the greasy cobwebs on his gourd is always a laugh. Thread tax but I raise you cool cobras this family photo which I have no other context about but am curious of. Dude looks downright normal in this one.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

6. Shaving his head was the most "put together" he'd ever looked IMO. Too bad he didn't since he didn't want to look like daddy dearest, BUUUUUUT seeing the greasy cobwebs on his gourd is always a laugh. Thread tax but I raise you cool cobras this family photo which I have no other context about but am curious of. Dude looks downright normal in this one.
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If I had to guess, this is his fabled trip to Arizona to see his grandparents. The gourd-head transformation is fully underway but he's still got quite a bit of his hair, which isn't a very large overlap at all, making this quite possibly December of 2016 - A mere 6 months after his firing from Wendy's. Also, Josh's camo vest is still a camo jacket, so he hasn't gone full Biker Goth(Weather permittable) yet.
I also find a bit of hilarity that Josh isn't even the most alternative looking doodt in the photo. He must have been given some firm guidelines on etiquette before he met his grandparents.

Speaking of which, getting another community strike for a Wet and Juicy is equal parts funny and sad. At least I'll have time to work on more of the Boglimpedia.

 

[anliteralidiot]

What was Cobes' best look throughout the years?

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I always see 7 in my minds eye when I think of what Cobes looks like, buuuuuut I'm a sucker for the goth lesbian aunt of 3 and 4.

 

[Potion_Time]

What was Cobes' best look throughout the years?

This one.

 

[Law]

What was Cobes' best look throughout the years?

He's been a little bit underage drinking outlaw bro-country, and a little bit cafeteria lady rock'n'roll. He's been a slobbering drunk hobo and the vampire hallucinated by that same drunk hobo. He's been both Lieutenant Dan and Gomer Pyle. He's been the SCP version of Tobias Funke. He's been Emperor Hirohito as depicted by US military propaganda. The boy has range.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Random thought, has cobra ever said what started his fascination with alcohol? A Disney cartoon made him want to smoke so there's probably an equally stupid catalyst. I'm thinking doc Holliday. He's got this childish glee every time he quotes that fucking movie.

i think at first it was just because all the cool rock stars like ozzy drank. drinking is just part of the rock star lifestyle after all. but i think at some point he stopped drinking because he wanted to be cool like ozzy and now its more out of addiction and rebellion. gotta own the trolls who make fun of him for not liking the taste of alcohol by drinking constantly.

 

[Raxxo's Bedbugs]

Facebook video archive. 2 month YouTube ban until May 26.


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Ah yes of course. 88 days = 2 months.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

What was Cobes' best look throughout the years?

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Number 9 when he rocked that "yes im active on the kiwifarms dood" look

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Ah yes of course. 88 days = 2 months.

He's confused. He has a 2 month ban. But because it's his second strike in 90 days, his 90 day timer reset. If he gets a 3rd strike in the next 90 days (88 days) he is perma'd. Although it sounds like his strike was auto mod and if he actually put in an appeal it'll be fine. I don't think farting on camera is against ToS.

 

[Richie Richard]

Taking Tom taught him nothing. Nothing.

 

[KronikDK]

does anyone have KingCobraJFSs Cell number

 

[somevan712]

I don't think farting on camera is against ToS.

I'm pretty sure there are fart fetish videos on YouTube, including ones that Cobra used to like which would send Twitter notifications saying he liked the fart videos. I guess he can't be hateful while doing it?