Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Agares said:
You can't convince me that "high dude factor" isn't actually just being favored by the plaguefather Nurgle.
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Agares said:
The CWC parallels just keep coming. Chris' life was getting more and more morbid in the events leading up to the arrest. The last video he uploaded before the incest reveal happened featured holes in the wall (from alog manipulation) and flies in the background with the hoard on full display.

Cobes' body is a manifestation of this late stage lolcow morbidity.
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Going to jail was the best thing for chris, they sorted out their life where they stream and make alot of money. Corba needs something like jail where he can get off the drink or he will die, he has his dad to always bail him out so when he got kicked out of two places he never changed what he did.
 
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ASeabear8952 said:
Unrelated but whatever happened to TheGreaseWizard? The last I saw of him he made a video looking into Steven Dawson and the short-lived podcast he had with Bitesize.
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I love his videos, he was how I got into other cows apart from chris. He got a job and is working so he stopped making videos. He made most of his videos when he didnt have a job. Some of his videos where made when he was working, but keeping up and making videos on cows takes up way to much time.
 
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Potion_Time said:
That's not true. I'll have to dig for it, but one of his early food hack videos has him audibly announce "fuck rape" while he's cooking the food. And this was before the first eviction saga.

If I recall it was a video that Moist Critikal was commenting on.
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Yeah it's true he has this weird tick where he'll constantly externalize shit that bothers him.

There was a whole "Fuck Mass Shootings" arc where someone went to Cobra's step-mother's university with a weapon and they went on high alert. It was just some guy with a bow but Cobra had a pretty emotional response and I don't think it was unwarranted as he thought he could've lost her. He'd spend a lot of time saying "Fuck mass shootings, dood!" after that, couple of years later one of his long standing buddy trolls created a fake website blaming a mass shooting on his new album release and Cobra totally fucking believed it.

 
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ASeabear8952 said:
New gendur relayshuns rant coming in nicely toobs.


New Cobraism unlocked at 5:51: “gayphobic”

EDIT: He also talks about Disney and Star Wars being woke. I don’t remember him ever talking about that before.
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The BOY doesn’t let silly things like a temp ban from YouTube get in the way of his Groundbog Day rants on gender relayshuns.
 
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'Ole Dente said:
Yeah it's true he has this weird tick where he'll constantly externalize shit that bothers him.

There was a whole "Fuck Mass Shootings" arc where someone went to Cobra's step-mother's university with a weapon and they went on high alert. It was just some guy with a bow but Cobra had a pretty emotional response and I don't think it was unwarranted as he thought he could've lost her. He'd spend a lot of time saying "Fuck mass shootings, dood!" after that, couple of years later one of his long standing buddy trolls created a fake website blaming a mass shooting on his new album release and Cobra totally fucking believed it.

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Easily one of the best Cobra A-Loggings to be honest.Convinced there's multiple dead and injured poor bastard kids with their whole lives ahead of them, but the most immediate concern is "This is the shit that gives satan, rock music, and weed a bad name toobz." Really puts his priorities into view. TMDNWU.
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I can't even rag on him for the OG loop cause yeah, it would've been a scary situation and the thought of losing a loved one that way would be deeply upsetting to anybody. And it's sad to look back on how he was able to articulate his feelings about it before the boglim metamorphosis had begun.
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Is ODD related to his Asperger’s? Or is this something that got fucked up at the Clint level?

It’s easy to sit back and joke he is a retarded ‘Boglim’ who is completing his transformation. I think he could have been a very weird, still retarded, guy who worked as a Walmart greeter or at the DMV.

Somewhere it got stuck in his massive melon that he wasn’t doing shit if told. Of all his retarded issues that by far fucked him the most
 
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Cobra posted this on FB and quickly deleted it after Clint told him it's inappropriate. He is trying to be Terrance Poop again but his daddy told him "better not be a chud BOY"

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The boy's cognitive dissonance between complaining about everything "woke" like a 70 year old man is super fucking weird when you consider his best friend is a tranny sex pest.
 
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Fortyone said:
The boy's cognitive dissonance between complaining about everything "woke" like a 70 year old man is super fucking weird when you consider his best friend is a tranny sex pest.
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Cobes outlook on the world of social and political happenings is just whatever the last thing he watched told him to think. Its why he was so into Terrence Pop (I think thats his name, I forget, he used to stream just watching his videos and it was so boring), you could see the things the youtuber was saying, then Cobes would sort of incorporate it into his life story and some new "past event" would be brought to light in which he could use the new information as a beating stick.
 
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Fortyone said:
The boy's cognitive dissonance between complaining about everything "woke" like a 70 year old man is super fucking weird when you consider his best friend is a tranny sex pest.
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Cobes politics beliefs is whatever he thinks sounds the best in that one specific moment. He "supports trans right" in one breath and "but they need to stop ripping the dicks off babies" in next one and he won't think there's a conflict. There have been other instances where he'll contradict worldviews mere seconds apart, but the tranny shit is when it's most apparent he seems to literally not have any political beliefs aside from what he's seen people he thinks is cool have.
 
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