Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[rockcockricky]

New video, beer review. ~1 minute long.

"This is an exsquizidly tasting beeyuh."
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[Pattern Noticer]

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His slurring makes it sound like "black tooth brewing co."

 

[Hennimore]

New upload. Weird audio, seems to be overwritten with some free to use beats.

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I've speculated on this before in the thread but I really do wonder if he puts music over some of the videos because he knows he said something weird during it. Of course, because it's Josh, it could and likely is just a random Boglim decision that I'm attempting to assign meaning to when there is none.

Based off the beer review video though he seems pretty wasted and/or high so it's likely just a retarded Boglim decision with no rhyme or reason.

 

[deadson]

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How sloshed is bog boy?


The answer is yes.

If he's sloshed enough to down a whole ass can of fucking SPAM in a sitting, he's sloshed enough to post a review of a can of beer. Must've been one hell of a birthday for him.

 

[DocHoliday]

You know that you've made it to that bad boy gothic rockstar lifestyle once you are fisting a block of spam into your maw. Suck it troles!

 

[Candover]

He always has to slurp the oil, or grease, or even just water from any kind of container. My favorite was him slurping the condensation off the plastic lid from the Famous Dave's Famous Bowl from Dave's Famous. It was one of the very few confirmed times he's been seen drinking water. But yeah, he straight up drank that Spam oil like it was communion wine.

 

[Epikusername4]

He always has to slurp the oil, or grease, or even just water from any kind of container. My favorite was him slurping the condensation off the plastic lid from the Famous Dave's Famous Bowl from Dave's Famous. It was one of the very few confirmed times he's been seen drinking water.

water is for fish sick drink combos are for dark mages who are going go win the lottery and move into their clock tower dream house

this looks sick af toobz

 

[Candover]

New upload. Weird audio, seems to be overwritten with some free to use beats.

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Here's a more fitting track for that video.

 

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

washing down multiple bricks of fat-infused salt with sugary high-proof alcohol is MDWTFIU

 

[Raxxo's Bedbugs]

this looks sick af toobz

19:25 I've never seen someone pour beer on nachos before, but I'm not surprised.

 

[Thesumof41is5]

this looks sick af toobz

I watch these at 4am when i get up for work- he changed his shirt! And someone else sneezes at 7:30- Sasha must be over again

Man, I'm not even exaggerating.

Him chomping down as soon as the breakdown hits at 2:40 might be my favorite part. Things take a dramatic turn around 3:02 as shoves he the mass in and almost loses a morsel. And at 3:46 he plays two songs on top of each other. It's like he wants your brain to feel as broken as his. Finally we have the Hydraulic Press Channel Song to wrap things up as he places the remains on the desk for later.

I died laughing at the breakdown, and for a minute it sounded like Meshuggah with twin rolling bass.. i wonder if sasha interrupted but he was already halfway down that apple he calls spam

 

[Hard R]

what could have been

 

[Hennimore]

Josh better stop eating so much, Warlord might not be attracted to BBW Cobra.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

It's good to see warlord came back to take responsibility for the bog baby he put in cones, such a good father

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Nearly everything he does is to cultivate what he thinks is a cool guy image. He drinks alcohol and clearly doesn't like the taste.

It 100% started as that, no debate, but right now I'd wager his need to drink and smoke as much as he does is just complete and utter dopamine receptor death with his body scratching at the walls to be able to provide even a drop, I mean, I've never seen anyone, even people with holes in their necks, smoke vape, pipe and cigarrretes at the same time, he's a real innovator in that regard.

jerking it on discord are about only maybe not give a fuck

I'll never forgive that random user here for making me see the video of him finishing on to the carpet in his old apartment, if I can ever curse someone, let that user take the full brunt of it.

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I for one love our Fu Manchu balding wyoming wizard, I just wish I could understand him.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Better not start talking like Boomhauer from the classic television show King of The Hill, BOY!

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

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Better not start talking like Boomhauer from the classic television show King of The Hill, BOY!

God bless him, I know he's at death's door, but please, many more years of this.

Also that yes at the end is just perfect.

 

[CheesyBoy]

Just when I was thinking a SPAM saga would be great, he goes ahead and gets some and does exactly what I expected him to do with it.

 

[Thesumof41is5]

Just when I was thinking a SPAM saga would be great, he goes ahead and gets some and does exactly what I expected him to do with it.

Eat that shit like an apple BOI

I’ve done some weird shit in my day but just the thought of fisting a whole block of spam in one sitting turnsmy stomach- and i like cold spaghetti-o’s.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

People shit on spam, but it's actually pretty dank TWU. It's not even gross cuts of meat like hotdogs are, it's literally just pork shoulder, ham, and salt. It's even alright cold, but pan fried is way better obviously.