Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[anliteralidiot]

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Just a bit of mayo and onion juice and he can pull off the boglim-braid again.

mayo makes your hair soft, everyone knows that

 

[Candover]

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He's just squirting ranch dressing directly into his mouth now.

Cobra Fact of the Day: Josh keeps his ranch dressing in the freezer for some reason.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Cobra Fact of the Day: Josh keeps his ranch dressing in the freezer for some reason.

He actually keeps his refrigerator's temperature set as cold as it can possibly get, so the entire fridge is basically a freezer. He mentioned it a little while ago, I just can't remember exactly when.

 

[RollingRock2]

He also keeps canned goods in the fridge

 

[Candover]

He actually keeps his refrigerator's temperature set as cold as it can possibly get, so the entire fridge is basically a freezer. He mentioned it a little while ago, I just can't remember exactly when.

well he has one of those top freezer fridges that has a direct vent from the freezer to the fridge, so if you put things close to the vent inside the fridge it can cause them to freeze. Don't leave your beer bottles/cans too close to that vent by the way. Can cause them to explode. A lot of side-by-side ones have that too.

 

[Potion_Time]

Cobra Fact of the Day: Josh keeps his ranch dressing in the freezer for some reason.


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At first I was like, there's no fucking way this isn't a mistake. The boglim was just being retarded and thought that "fridge" and "freezer" were interchangeable in his boglim brain.

And then I heard "The bacon ranch is dethawed".

How do I always underestimate how retarded Jorb is?

 

[Retreaded Tire]

He actually keeps his refrigerator's temperature set as cold as it can possibly get, so the entire fridge is basically a freezer. He mentioned it a little while ago, I just can't remember exactly when.

This is actually not too retarded, though. I do this because I like my milk chilled to near brain freeze levels.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I guess it’s okay to damn near freeze all your food. Who doesn’t like ice chips in your milk or rock hard cheese?

It’s getting hard to watch him now. Food reviews are disgusting ASMR vids of him rolling food in his mouth, avoiding the rotting stumps of his teeth.

It’s still nice to hear him equate grease to flavor. I get a dripping burger and it’s nasty, for him it’s a positive treat to run down his arms

 

[Merlin Manson]

 

[NoosJunki]

"Catch-all 22"

 

[Captain Ahab]

He actually keeps his refrigerator's temperature set as cold as it can possibly get, so the entire fridge is basically a freezer. He mentioned it a little while ago, I just can't remember exactly when.

That’s all right. He can get a new compressor when he wins the lottery.

 

[lemon_zest]

abos are way dumber than indians, shouldn't be classified as human.

kill yourself

 

[PetiteFeet]

kill yourself

which one are you. A jeet, or an abo.

 

[nvrwastetree]

"LIQUIFICATION. Every generation gets liquified to some degree."

Two words. SMOOTH. SANTA

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

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Big Boglim on screen.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Getting ready for that dank liquid diet.

Or Floorlords feminine penis

 

[mars]

I guess it’s okay to damn near freeze all your food. Who doesn’t like ice chips in your milk or rock hard cheese?

But freezing like that would ruin all his fresh vegetables!

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Getting ready for that dank liquid diet.

Or Floorlords feminine penis

 

[ASeabear8952]

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You guys never cease to make me laugh.

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

I havent had a Five Guys burger since the beginning of covid, right before the prices went absolutely crazy, and im not gonna lie. I could slam one of those bad boys like an apple right about now...