Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Beavis’ Moms’ Boyfriend#6 said:
I wish I had a gif of Cobes windmilling that hat on the dog chair. TMDWU
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Merlin Manson said:
So it looks like Cone’s channel is demoneterized yet he seemingly received a 100$ donation (shortly ending the stream thereafter).

I was watching on my phone and didn’t see any super chat/sticker options nor a way to become a member.

What’s going on?

Someone said that the donation was just a message from a member and wasn’t actually money being sent.

Does anyone know the full scoop? Maybe someone was watching on desktop and could see more options on screen.

If that donation was actually just a highlighted message/troll then we may be entering the all time low of live streams.

Fridge is going to know about it too.
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His channel is currently demonetized because of the strikes against it. Once the strikes are removed he will have memberships and superchats back. I skimmed through the stream but didn't see anything indicating he got money. I don't think he has any tip links set up and definitely doesn't have any stream alerts set up, so he didn't net any money that stream that we can track.
 
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Ravier Xavenblood said:
“Stupid fuckin fuckin piece of shit fuckin hat! FUCK YOU! FUCK! YOU! FUCK! YOU!!”

“Oh it’s eeeeeeehhhhhhh! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck! You! Stupid fuckin piece of shit. Fuck you. Fuck. you. You stupid goddamn piece of fuckin shit. FUCK. YOU.”

That hat got one hell of a verbal beatdown too.
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I really love how he has to make the hat talk back during the beatdown, its like he has to justify the beating in his bogbrain.
 
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Ravier Xavenblood said:
Well it was acting cute and got in the dark lord's way. Social media didn't give a SHIT so the BOY had to administer some frontier justice.
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Objects are always out to get him, but nobody believes him or cares. That's what's wrong with society toobz. Nobody cares that hats, chairs, cigarettes, lighters, wands, guitars, shirts, floors, walls, and fire are attacking him relentlessly. It's just so wrong dewd :bossmanjack:
 
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BallBuster II said:
His channel is currently demonetized because of the strikes against it. Once the strikes are removed he will have memberships and superchats back. I skimmed through the stream but didn't see anything indicating he got money. I don't think he has any tip links set up and definitely doesn't have any stream alerts set up, so he didn't net any money that stream that we can track.
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He had memberships but no superchats. It was the strangest thing.
 
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somevan712 said:
Objects are always out to get him, but nobody believes him or cares. That's what's wrong with society toobz. Nobody cares that hats, chairs, cigarettes, lighters, wands, guitars, shirts, floors, walls, and fire are attacking him relentlessly. It's just so wrong dewd :bossmanjack:
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I just hate it when those sneaky lighters go against the grain, especially when you spend years being patriotic and even fighting for gender equality from the home base!
 
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Captain Ahab said:
Of all the objects that bullied our goth wizard, the can opener saga will forever be a classic. It’s was just so mindblowingly… autistic.
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Lenin Lime has an hour long video of the can opener incidents, for anyone curious.

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You better not get cute, CAN.

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- The Boglim uses a tool for the first time, ~5 years ago.

Me when I'm a sexy goth badboy and JESSICA BOYLE tries to lock me in my goth trailer mansion:

 
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somevan712 said:
Lenin Lime has an hour long video of the can opener incidents, for anyone curious.
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At 42:50, an invention only a true autistic genius could come up with: A laser-based can opener that's strong enough to melt can lids, but not strong enough to harm skin.
 
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Ravier Xavenblood said:
Makes you wonder how many gas station knives he's broken trying to open cans. The steel their blades are made with is usually absolute dogshit Chinesium that bends easily and can't hold and edge.
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Does he even cut anything other than packages? A gas station knife with a green plastic skull handle and will still cut through packing tape even with no edge. I imagine he would have to literally break the lockbar or something to make a knife unusable to him.
 
8=======D~~~~~~~ said:
Like we are frozen in the 'before time' or simply 10 years behind the rest of America.
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Best example of Casper being trapped in the past is when Darf and Cobra went to a diner and there was a smoking section of the restaurant like they used to have back in the 90s. This was like in 2016-2017 or some shit like that.
 
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somevan712 said:
Lenin Lime has an hour long video of the can opener incidents, for anyone curious.

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You better not get cute, CAN.

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- The Boglim uses a tool for the first time, ~5 years ago.

Me when I'm a sexy goth badboy and JESSICA BOYLE tries to lock me in my goth trailer mansion:

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i entirely forgot about his era of eating cans of fish like he was some form of sea creature. i wonder if hes happy now with how most cans have pull tabs now so can openers are generally useless.
 
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