Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Jobama said:
I remember on a Seizure stream once someone said something similar. I kind of wonder if dethaw is similar to irregardless in that it’s an incorrect word that’s just become widely used.
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"Addicting" is common parlance now when "addictive" is right there.
It's pissing me OOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFF! 🧩
 
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LiquidChrisRespecter said:
"Addicting" is common parlance now when "addictive" is right there.
It's pissing me OOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFF! 🧩
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Yeah their are so many people fucking up common grammar/spelling nowadays its almost enough too make you're blood boil. Rather then boning up on there writing before hitting send, people are content to just faff about with they're jambled up words, negatively effecting us all in the long run. SOCIAL MEDIA DOESNT GIVE A SHIIIIT!
 
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I'm not really sure why I like Cobra so much. I just kind of do.
He's not really a horrorcow (unless you count his teeth), he's just an autistic retard living out his life in the middle of nowhere.

Most of the people on this site who have threads are like actually horrible people who should probably die.
But Cobra is just Cobra. He's gross and obstinate but also funny and endearing in a weird way.

He makes me laugh. And even though I know he'll never change, I still root for him.

And some of the arcs/side characters are wild like Jessica Boyle and floor lords fake tits.
That shit is crazy and funny as hell.
 
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could be worse. out here in callifornia hobos can use EBT to buy starbucks and burgerking cause "they dont have access to kitchens" imagine the smug on his face walking into the wendys that fired him ordering with his EBT. dont act like you dont wanna see that, toobz!
 
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HONKHONKTIME said:
could be worse. out here in callifornia hobos can use EBT to buy starbucks and burgerking cause "they dont have access to kitchens" imagine the smug on his face walking into the wendys that fired him ordering with his EBT. dont act like you dont wanna see that, toobz!
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Yeah a California Cobes just wouldn't hit the same. I'm sure you could find dozens if not hundreds of weird slovenly junkies with delusions of grandeur bumming around and making a scene in CA or WA or OR whilst livestreaming it all for gimme dats.

Something about where he specifically is stuck and the limitations in place there VS his peculiarities.... it all really gels and makes the whole thing pop.
 
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The fucking condom beanie slays me. I know exactly what he is trying to ape, it was an early 90s g-funk/gangsta rap look, you were supposed to have a beanie long enough to bend backwards and down. The trick he was missing is he didn't have a bunch of heavy hair/dreadlocks to keep it weighted down so boom, condom head. Fucking classic! It's like the extra autistic version of a translucent ginger kid showing up to home room in FUBU one day after some rap album topped the charts.
 
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Acoustic Virgin said:
With the current state of Cobes' hair loss, what would be a good hairstyle for him? His "lollipop dropped on the floor of a barbershop" look is downright horrifying, but how could he make the most of what hair he has left? Cut it short and sport the George Costanza? Shave it all and look like Papa Clint?

I just can't picture him without the luscious gothic locks, so I'm having trouble envisioning any alternatives.
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The boy did try a shaved look once in an attempt to grow his hair out thicker and more luscious. I wonder how it'd look on him now in his "bloated corpse" phase
 
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Prince Alexander said:
Yeah a California Cobes just wouldn't hit the same. I'm sure you could find dozens if not hundreds of weird slovenly junkies with delusions of grandeur bumming around and making a scene in CA or WA or OR whilst livestreaming it all for gimme dats.

Something about where he specifically is stuck and the limitations in place there VS his peculiarities.... it all really gels and makes the whole thing pop.
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Weed being illegal in Wyoming and him Cobes being surrounded by conservatives and Christians are what make the cobraverse so unique. Theres plenty of cows on the west coast but their environment isn’t as unique as what living in a place like Casper does to an oppositional-defiant goth bad boy. If Cobes lived on the west coast, he probably wouldn’t have tried those sketchy gas station highs because legal weed and Clint would be just another white suburban liberal.
 
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haha oh man

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his fucking beard is insanely long right now
or like darker than usual
am i crazy for thinking theres something changed about that?

his hair seems darker and fuller than it was like a month ago.
 
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Prince Alexander said:
more like a hard cider
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*american hard cider. Cider is not supposed to be sweet. I ordered a cider when I was on holiday in burgerland and it was so disgustingly sickly sweet, it even came in the same exact can it did when I had it in the UK so I was very confused and just assumed that the sugar in everything/corn syrup meme was responsible. That is when I learned that during prohibition they burned down all the cider apple orchards and started growing sweeter apples for fresh consumption and now cider apples in burgerland are very rare. As a result American cider is disgustingly sweet.
 
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Prince Alexander said:
Yeah their are so many people fucking up common grammar/spelling nowadays its almost enough too make you're blood boil. Rather then boning up on there writing before hitting send, people are content to just faff about with they're jambled up words, negatively effecting us all in the long run. SOCIAL MEDIA DOESNT GIVE A SHIIIIT!
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Ironic for you to complain about grammar and spelling and then use "effecting" in your next sentence. FAGGOT.
 
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ASeabear8952 said:
Someone on The Boglim linked this Cameo. The BOY gives a vegan trole a well-deserved roasting while eating Spam. And it ends off with a rare angle. Absolute kino.

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That paypig got their money's worth and then some. 2 and a half minutes of disgusting eating, guitar "playing" and Cobra's signature brand of manliness.

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The ashtray right next to the mousepad and iMac really brings me back to the Center Street days where we'd get to see his computer setup in all its disgusting glory.
 
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Tiggy Skibbles said:
YES. Yes its very weird. I have no idea where your from but putting mayo, mustard, ketchup (or catsup for you) bbq sauce, "cheese" sauce, aioli (which is just a fancy word for a flavor infused mayonnaise) oil and vinegar, extra oil, all together is extremely bizarre.
Ketchup and mayo makes sense.
Ketchup and mustard makes sense.
BBq sauce and mayo...ok, i guess?
Ketchup, bbq, and mayo-if mixed right with decent brands it would be good?

this dumbass thinks if he orders has a ton of toppings and sauces he'll get more food and thus save money, but in reality all those toppings will be sparse in order to comply with corporate rulings
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I think he believes that moar flavor = moar tasty and makes troles go : "I wish I had that"
 
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