Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He should offer roasts on his cameo like some other e-celebs do.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Has anyone tried doing a 3d recreation of his trailer yet? I know the last apartment was fully mapped

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Has anyone tried doing a 3d recreation of his trailer yet? I know the last apartment was fully mapped

Many pages ago people were working on a preliminary layout of the trailer.

 

[barrow greeter]

lol pulled up the trapped documentary and this part.
i'm sure this has been posted a 100 times before but still makes me laugh.
the whole thing with him making jessica boyle watch tombstone

rip Val Killmore, I hope you all poured a drink combo into your carpet in honor of him

 

[PetiteFeet]

his hair seems darker and fuller than it was like a month ago.

Maybe he showered? Dyed his hair and beard?
Or this is the result of years worth of mayo and onion treatments.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Maybe he showered? Dyed his hair and beard?
Or this is the result of years worth of mayo and onion treatments.

It was JUST FOR MEN, not that you would know anything about that trole!

 

[GameratePTSD]

Better not be drinking faggy overpriced health drinks BOY

First he mixed that V8 Splash Mango Peach with his Jack Daniels earlier, now he's getting kombucha. Is this the beginning of the Healthy Arc?

 

[Grift Garrison]

I might be the autist but watching him eat cold Spam out of the can sickened me more than the Fancy Feast Big Mac.

 

[locc2thebrain]

Better not be drinking faggy overpriced health drinks BOY

First he mixed that V8 Splash Mango Peach with his Jack Daniels earlier, now he's getting kombucha. Is this the beginning of the Healthy Arc?

I don't think it's a coincidence that he suddenly started buying "healthy drinks" right after he polished off that handle of Fleischmann's. Peach kombucha to offset my failing kidneys.

 

[Detective Carey]

The boy could probably spit in a bottle of seltzer, shove it in a closet for a few weeks, and make his own kombucha. Kobrumcha!

 

[Jobama]

Weed being illegal in Wyoming and him Cobes being surrounded by conservatives and Christians are what make the cobraverse so unique. Theres plenty of cows on the west coast but their environment isn’t as unique as what living in a place like Casper does to an oppositional-defiant goth bad boy. If Cobes lived on the west coast, he probably wouldn’t have tried those sketchy gas station highs because legal weed and Clint would be just another white suburban liberal.

One of the things that I think makes Cobra more interesting than other lolcows is how much Casper seeps into Josh’s character and life. This is really exemplified by the trapped documentary. Someone like Chris Chan being from Virginia doesn’t really affect him that much and really could have been from anywhere. The main thing that’s always made Cobra different from other lolcows is the full sitcom cast of characters he has. Most lolcows are isolated have little to no friends and have most of their interactions online.

 

[Dr.Notzi]

Weed being illegal in Wyoming and him Cobes being surrounded by conservatives and Christians are what make the cobraverse so unique. Theres plenty of cows on the west coast but their environment isn’t as unique as what living in a place like Casper does to an oppositional-defiant goth bad boy. If Cobes lived on the west coast, he probably wouldn’t have tried those sketchy gas station highs because legal weed and Clint would be just another white suburban liberal.

I am surprised Clint didn't disown him already. He is already far too gone. Its like a midwestern guy would say "That boy's done, there ain't nothin' left to do"

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I am surprised Clint didn't disown him already. He is already far too gone. Its like a midwestern guy would say "That boy's done, there ain't nothin' left to do"

Clint is a bleeding heart liberal in case you didn't know. His other kids are dangerhairs, but they aren't boglims and they can function in society.

 

[Dr.Notzi]

Clint is a bleeding heart liberal in case you didn't know. His other kids are dangerhairs, but they aren't boglims and they can function in society.

Aren't Clint's daughters actually sucessfull, like straight As in his words?. Clint is wasting energy with Joshua.

 

[FreakyFred]

Peach kombucha to offset my failing kidneys.

That was my first thought too. Probably attempting to self medicate his severe abdominal pain. Mistaking the signs of liver cirrhosis as "tummy hort."

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Has cobra ever drank water on camera? I cannot find a single clip in the huge archive of videos I have of him ever drinking a glass or bottle of water.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

I cannot find a single clip in the huge archive of videos I have of him ever drinking a glass or bottle of water.

Now that you made me think about it, no I haven't. With his diet of booze, energy drinks, and salt it's a wonder he isn't pissing straight kidney stones.

 

[Epikusername4]

Has cobra ever drank water on camera? I cannot find a single clip in the huge archive of videos I have of him ever drinking a glass or bottle of water.

the only time i can recall is the time there was a lot of condensation on his take out bag and he licked it

 

[vanta pilled]

Has cobra ever drank water on camera? I cannot find a single clip in the huge archive of videos I have of him ever drinking a glass or bottle of water.

Now that you made me think about it, no I haven't. With his diet of booze, energy drinks, and salt it's a wonder he isn't pissing straight kidney stones.

Soda and energy drinks are 90% water and alcohol is 60% water trole, this is what we call boglim efficiency.

 

[poopshoes]

Has cobra ever drank water on camera? I cannot find a single clip in the huge archive of videos I have of him ever drinking a glass or bottle of water.

He drank water on camera not that long ago. I think it was during a short beg stream because he clearly wanted everyone to know he had no booze.