Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He drank water on camera not that long ago. I think it was during a short beg stream because he clearly wanted everyone to know he had no booze.

Can you narrow down the time frame at all? I am very curious to see this, I cannot find it and I have been scrubbing streams for quite a while.

 

[poopshoes]

Can you narrow down the time frame at all? I am very curious to see this, I cannot find it and I have been scrubbing streams for quite a while.

I'm positive it was within the past couple of months or at least this year. It was probably on his josh saunders account. I am going to look tonight but the video was nothing special, cobes has drank water on camera before that as well I'm sure of it. It happens once in a blue moon but I have absolutely seen him do it at least twice over the years.

 

[Schizophrenic Meth Head]

Can you narrow down the time frame at all? I am very curious to see this, I cannot find it and I have been scrubbing streams for quite a while.

I'm positive it was within the past couple of months or at least this year. It was probably on his josh saunders account. I am going to look tonight but the video was nothing special, cobes has drank water on camera before that as well I'm sure of it. It happens once in a blue moon but I have absolutely seen him do it at least twice over the years.

6:15 for his empty 2 liter of pepsi filled with water.

 

[bonified retard]

Has cobra ever drank water on camera? I cannot find a single clip in the huge archive of videos I have of him ever drinking a glass or bottle of water.

Drinking water on cam used to be a somewhat common e-beg tactic. He'd always make a point to show/mention that he's drinking water, therefore proving that he can't be an alcoholic. Searching "drinking water" on lcg should bring up some of these videos. I did a quick search and found the video below in the first few results. I'm sure there's more, I just don't feel like wading through all the "clean drinking water" mentions (there's a lot).

8:16
37:44

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

the only time i can recall is the time there was a lot of condensation on his take out bag and he licked it

How drunk was the BOY?

Sounds like his dehydrated mind subconsciously had him lick up any water he could find.

 

[Jobama]

His other kids are dangerhairs, but they aren't boglims and they can function in society

I’ve always found it odd how he’s basically never mentioned his half sisters not even in passing. He barely mentions Tanis too.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

Cobes might just resent them for their liberal views. So much so that he never directly addresses them or their views on his streams

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I’ve always found it odd how he’s basically never mentioned his half sisters not even in passing. He barely mentions Tanis too.

He only mentions his stepmom when they get groceries or go to restaurants together and he films. But his sisters? Not a peep about them. I think the only time they got mentioned was the first time NAL came over and Clint and one of his sisters stopped by off-stream.

That's probably for the best because the amount of harassment the Saunders family has to deal with from the weens. Sure they're goofy but they're harmless.

 

[Detective Carey]

Plus isn't/wasn't there a bullshit a-log angle of allegedly sniffing his stepsister's panties or some such rubbish? I feel like I saw text screenshots of shit touchers haranguing the boy about it on the old reddit before it got nuked. He's likely got a "don't react to anything about family/mention anything about family" talking to from Poppa Nips at some point during the height of the subreddit cow tipper era.

"If you want to be a Sexy Gothic Badboy Warlock Cowboy from Hell shambling Vietnam Vet on the interwebz that's fine, but keep us out of it" seems like a reasonable stance from the rest of the Saunders.

 

[California King]

Plus isn't/wasn't there a bullshit a-log angle of allegedly sniffing his stepsister's panties or some such rubbish?

Reddit bullshit that has never once come with receipts.

 

[Detective Carey]

Reddit bullshit that has never once come with receipts.

That's why I used the words bullshit, a-log, allegedly, and rubbish, while also mentioning reddit twice.

I'm just saying, that whole angle is probably why you don't hear about the family in general or the sisters specifically, from the boy. No offense intended to anyone that trashcanned or negrated my earlier post.

 

[California King]

That's why I used the words bullshit, a-log, allegedly, and rubbish, while also mentioning reddit twice.

I'm just saying, that whole angle is probably why you don't hear about the family in general or the sisters specifically, from the boy. No offense intended to anyone that trashcanned or negrated my earlier post.

If you don't want to get negged, don't bring up things that have been discussed ad nauseam, even recently. Saying "reddit" twice doesn't take back the dumb post or your own laziness. Lurk more and post less if you're just going to regurgitate retarded shit.

 

[Detective Carey]

Again, no offense, but to clarify I was responding to this comment.

I’ve always found it odd how he’s basically never mentioned his half sisters not even in passing. He barely mentions Tanis too.

With the theory that all the a-logging reddit shit touchery the boy has likely received via text (that we've all seen in the subreddit and archived shots thereof in this very thread), is probably why we don't hear about the family so much. I didn't mean to spread it around as fact, hence all the other words I put around those specific words.

Jobama mentioned thinking it was weird the boy doesn't mention family. and I replied opining that perhaps aforementioned subreddit nonsense as a possible reason why. To me it makes sense to assume both the boy and his family got a lot of cowtipping shitpost texts in the past (and probably still do due to the cancer FB groups), and he's likely got some sort of "don't talk about family" rule in place. That's all I was saying.

I didn't mean it as a whole "LOL HE'S AN INCEST PERV THAT'S WHY". I know better, I've been lurking for ages.

 

[deadson]

Better not be drinking faggy overpriced health drinks BOY

First he mixed that V8 Splash Mango Peach with his Jack Daniels earlier, now he's getting kombucha. Is this the beginning of the Healthy Arc?

"This kombucha ain't half bad..."
Sure didn't look like he enjoyed that peach flavored bullshit.

Speaking of which, here's that peach cobbler cheesecake recipe for those interested. First you start off with a classic cheesecake recipe, but before you throw that into the oven to cook, you're going to swirl in some peach infused honey (about 1-2 cups of honey simmered with fresh peaches and 1/2 tsp of cayenne pepper).
Cook that cake in a water bath for about 40 min at 375, let cool in room temp for 20 min before moving to the fridge to completely cool. Next, take the peaches that were cooked in the honey and mix with blueberries or huckleberries (if you're in the region for them). You can add more honey if you'd like, but the goal is to have a pie filling consistency. Next, take some pie dough sheets and bake off till crispy, then crumble them. To serve you take the cheesecake and top in order; the fruit, the crust, then peach honey (if you have any left, thus I recommend making extra when doing this stage). Super simple but fucking delish.

And that is how you make a dank cheesecake hack, doodt.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Reddit bullshit that has never once come with receipts.

They had an entire copypasta of le bad things Cobes supposedly did. Those were either out of context, blown way out of proportion or just plain unproven.

I really hate the self righteous Reddit tier life ruination that passes for “trolling” these days. It’s also painfully unfunny and says a lot more about the people doing it than the cow they target.

 

[Umaibae]

Eons ago, one of his sisters did post on the sub and called people out for being bullies. This was almost a decade ago. She nuked everything.

 

[Captain Ahab]

One thing I find surprising about Josh is that he never really got into spicy challenges. I know he did one or two many hair ago, but you’d think he’d be all over them considering his obsession with proving how manly and strong he is. I’m surprised no one sent him Buldak noodles or one of the sauces from Hot Ones.

 

[AnOminous]

One thing I find surprising about Josh is that he never really got into spicy challenges. I know he did one or two many hair ago, but you’d think he’d be all over them considering his obsession with proving how manly and strong he is. I’m surprised no one sent him Buldak noodles or one of the sauces from Hot Ones.

With his exposed tooth nerves it would be like hooking up a live car battery to his mouth. He can't even eat hot food without cooling it down first.

 

[bonified retard]

One thing I find surprising about Josh is that he never really got into spicy challenges. I know he did one or two many hair ago, but you’d think he’d be all over them considering his obsession with proving how manly and strong he is. I’m surprised no one sent him Buldak noodles or one of the sauces from Hot Ones.

That exhoressco hot sauce he used to put on everything was a Hot Ones sauce. He's also attempted, and failed a shit ton of spicy challenges, including those buldak noodles (multiple times). Are we watching the same retard?

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

Fiery Fish Pizza takes the cake imo. The BOY learned a little something that day.