Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Epikusername4]

Fiery Fish Pizza takes the cake imo. The BOY learned a little something that day.

only a real gothic bad boy can handle the spice of fiery fish pizza

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

That exhoressco hot sauce he used to put on everything was a Hot Ones sauce. He's also attempted, and failed a shit ton of spicy challenges, including those buldak noodles (multiple times). Are we watching the same retard?

You aren't seething enough over a retard doing better than you. You need some of that redditor hate in you.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

That exhoressco hot sauce he used to put on everything was a Hot Ones sauce. He's also attempted, and failed a shit ton of spicy challenges, including those buldak noodles (multiple times). Are we watching the same retard?

Trolls used to send him shit to do spicy challenges all the time, it's where the "gotta let it cooldown" meme was born.

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

"This kombucha ain't half bad..."
Sure didn't look like he enjoyed that peach flavored bullshit.

Speaking of which, here's that peach cobbler cheesecake recipe for those interested. First you start off with a classic cheesecake recipe, but before you throw that into the oven to cook, you're going to swirl in some peach infused honey (about 1-2 cups of honey simmered with fresh peaches and 1/2 tsp of cayenne pepper).
Cook that cake in a water bath for about 40 min at 375, let cool in room temp for 20 min before moving to the fridge to completely cool. Next, take the peaches that were cooked in the honey and mix with blueberries or huckleberries (if you're in the region for them). You can add more honey if you'd like, but the goal is to have a pie filling consistency. Next, take some pie dough sheets and bake off till crispy, then crumble them. To serve you take the cheesecake and top in order; the fruit, the crust, then peach honey (if you have any left, thus I recommend making extra when doing this stage). Super simple but fucking delish.

And that is how you make a dank cheesecake hack, doodt.

in return I will give you 2 small foodhacks, if you are a fan of chicken salad use dried cherries instead of cranberries. Completely elevates the flavor profile.

Pound thin cheap chicken breasts then marinate in lemon juice for a minimum of an hour, the acid breaks down the meat and turns its very tender and flavorful. Flour the breasts then pan fry in butter, saute some mushrooms, toss cooked angel pasta in olive oil-then top it with the mushrooms and the sliced lemon chicken and viola. A bright, and refreshing dinner perfect for a spring night. (Toss on some capers is you wanna be fancy)

Season with salt and pepper to your preference. The lemon will dominate so seasoning with garlic or onion will clash.

edit-thought of a third-boxed cake mix is better than any cake mix you make yourself, its part of post American WW2 science. Adding a cup of pudding (pre made-use the rapist Cosby brand if you cant make your own) to said cake mix makes to so much more fluffy and moist.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Fiery Fish Pizza takes the cake imo. The BOY learned a little something that day.

that pizza was not for wimps toobz

 

[California King]

that pizza was not for wimps toobz

It successfully separated the boys from the men.

 

[AnOminous]

Trolls used to send him shit to do spicy challenges all the time, it's where the "gotta let it cooldown" meme was born.

He still has his teeth in all those.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

When I see old pics of him it seems there was a sudden drop of from weird youngish guy to old crazy miner to our current form of batshit insane homeless man who is rotting to death

 

[Urgunt]

When I see old pics of him it seems there was a sudden drop of from weird youngish guy to old crazy miner to our current form of batshit insane homeless man who is rotting to death

It's called twink death, hon. We all go through it.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Hour long foodhack just dropped, and he's making ramen with proscuitto, spam and cheese (yes please).

 

[Acceptable]

id love to know the specifics of joshes EBT budget. He always has an insane amount of money for meat and cheese and shrimp. and while 6 years ago that wasn't impressive it, it is now. that's easily 200 dollars worth of groceries in the back. okay maybe not 200 i looked closer.

also holy shit its bulking season boys


at what point is his thread moved to deathfats?

 

[DocHoliday]

id love to know the specifics of joshes EBT budget. He always has an insane amount of money for meat and cheese and shrimp. and while 6 years ago that wasn't impressive it, it is now. that's easily 200 dollars worth of groceries in the back. okay maybe not 200 i looked closer.

also holy shit its bulking season boys
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at what point is his thread moved to deathfats?

That billy goat Saunders sure knows how to cook, dood.

 

[RollingRock2]

1 hour to make instant noodles that's dedication toobz

id love to know the specifics of joshes EBT budget. He always has an insane amount of money for meat and cheese and shrimp. and while 6 years ago that wasn't impressive it, it is now. that's easily 200 dollars worth of groceries in the back. okay maybe not 200 i looked closer.

also holy shit its bulking season boys
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at what point is his thread moved to deathfats?

Clint buys all of Cobe's groceries (not counting Cobes doordashing "food hack" ingredients)

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

or one of the sauces from Hot Ones.

Imagine Sean from Hot Ones researching Cobra so he can ask him insightful questions as he does with other guests.

You aren't seething enough over a retard doing better than you.

Last year's phonebooking of some of the a-logs showed they ain't much better than him.

Hour long foodhack just dropped, and he's making ramen with proscuitto, spam and cheese (yes please).

Looks like the bottom of a sump in a car left to rot for half a century

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

That billy goat Saunders sure knows how to cook, dood.

A billy goat is a more fitting spirit animal for the BOY than a cobra at this point. Because he's got the beard for it and he'll eat just about anything.

 

[Eventide]

When I see old pics of him it seems there was a sudden drop of from weird youngish guy to old crazy miner to our current form of batshit insane homeless man who is rotting to death

It's sad Cobes never took care of his lazy eye post-surgery. He could have looked slightly more normal/would have better vision.

 

[Gaped boot hole]

With the trailer rot arc in full swing, I wanted to share some Cobra moments that gave me the wet and juicys.
1. When he made a spam and sardine noodle bowl, and was loudly nose whistling the whole time.
2. When he got a box of those cordial cherries and said he'd only eat some but sat there and ate the whole box.
3. When an unknown "fan" paid to have his hair dyed and he was flipping it around flamboyantly.
What are some other Cobra moments that still give you a hearty chuckle? Fuck the troles and fuck sickos dood

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

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With the trailer rot arc in full swing, I wanted to share some Cobra moments that gave me the wet and juicys.
1. When he made a spam and sardine noodle bowl, and was loudly nose whistling the whole time.
2. When he got a box of those cordial cherries and said he'd only eat some but sat there and ate the whole box.
3. When an unknown "fan" paid to have his hair dyed and he was flipping it around flamboyantly.
What are some other Cobra moments that still give you a hearty chuckle? Fuck the troles and fuck sickos dood

Cobes farting with NAL sitting on his lap.
The broken cigarette tantrum.
The hat beating was the purest of kino.
The trailer arc just hasn’t been hitting me like those 2nd apartment days did.

 

[AnOminous]

Cobes farting with NAL sitting on his lap.
The broken cigarette tantrum.
The hat beating was the purest of kino.
The trailer arc just hasn’t been hitting me like those 2nd apartment days did.

Trying to put out a fire by telling it to stop.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

@AnOminous fuck youtoob. I need salt.
That totally slipped my mind. Another one being the rancid canned fish
?shurstromming? Or whatever it is called.