Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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With the trailer rot arc in full swing, I wanted to share some Cobra moments that gave me the wet and juicys.
1. When he made a spam and sardine noodle bowl, and was loudly nose whistling the whole time.
2. When he got a box of those cordial cherries and said he'd only eat some but sat there and ate the whole box.
3. When an unknown "fan" paid to have his hair dyed and he was flipping it around flamboyantly.
What are some other Cobra moments that still give you a hearty chuckle? Fuck the troles and fuck sickos dood
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When his phone was being cute and he proceeded to smash it to pieces.
When he got so wasted on his birthday Clint had to cancel and he got butthurt.
"I'LL SMOKE YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIIIIT"
The fact that he's looking more and more like the old grease cook I used to work with that it's blowing my mind lmao.
Also his face when he dyed his hair black and he looked like a caveman discovering explosives.
 
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deadson said:
When his phone was being cute and he proceeded to smash it to pieces.
When he got so wasted on his birthday Clint had to cancel and he got butthurt.
"I'LL SMOKE YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIIIIT"
The fact that he's looking more and more like the old grease cook I used to work with that it's blowing my mind lmao.
Also his face when he dyed his hair black and he looked like a caveman discovering explosives.
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He seriously did look just like a cartoon character who had a bomb explode in their face, and his wide eyed expression was just so perfect.
 

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Everyone else already posted a bunch of my faves, so I'll try to throw in some others.

Being drunk and pissed off about not being able to find his pipe tool, and lapsing in and out of cockney English/regular Boglim speak as he angrily stumbled about in the first apartment. The animated one really condenses it, but the whole thing was great.

Him and Darf's Budweiser passout a thon. The whole thing is magic.

The time he looked up and his gay cowboy hat tilted up and down because of how it was angled against the chair.

Any of the old 1st apartment vids where he'd say something obviously made the fuck up and stutter through it, struggling in vain to sound cool.

Since the NAL lap fart was already mentioned, the whole fucking "your pussy smelled like Wendy's" thing.

Most of the lines from the Respectful Goth Picnic video.

All of the various idiosyncracies, TWU, it is what it is toobs, that's the thing of it, no skin of my shoes, that's the thing slick, bottle clinking with rings, looking into the bottle like a spyglass. GENETIC MTN DEW/Lukraine Cheese! The boy is just endlessly entertaining.

Honestly his original tagline of Sexy Goth Badboy is still fucking solid gold. It was funny when he was an awkward middle school mall goth who looked like your lesbian aunt, and it's just as funny now when he looks like a disabled vietnam vet.

EDIT: Obviously the hair dye vid, but I'd like to suggest whatever old video that GIF of him with a bunch of black lipstick allover his face like black metal corpse paint, with the shitty pentagram on his forehead as a close "lol WTF is on your face" runner up.
 
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FreakyFred said:
For me its hard to top the time Cobes thought he was receiving some nice cuban cigars from a fan and it was a glitter bomb. The setup, payoff, and comedic timing were perfect. The way he pauses afterwards gets me every time.
"................. a glitter bomb."
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"Fuck my asshole, trolls."
*immediate glitter shower*
 
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Beavis’ Moms’ Boyfriend#6 said:
@AnOminous fuck youtoob. I need salt.
That totally slipped my mind. Another one being the rancid canned fish
?shurstromming? Or whatever it is called.
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What made the Surströmming video even funnier for me was finding out how its properly prepared/eaten. Cobes was eating the gooey entrails you're supposed to throw out lol
 
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Ravier Xavenblood said:
Hour long foodhack just dropped, and he's making ramen with proscuitto, spam and cheese (yes please).
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“We makin’ some ramen NOODLLLLLLLLES!”
RollingRock2 said:
Clint buys all of Cobe's groceries (not counting Cobes doordashing "food hack" ingredients)
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It’s actually Tanis that does.
SynthetiCyraxx said:
Can someone clue me in on what the fuck TWU means
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That’s what’s up. Don’t feel bad it took me awhile to figure out what it meant too.
 
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Ravier Xavenblood said:
NAL crying about not wanting to leave in Cobes kitchen while he shouts “WHAT THE FUCK IS UP YOUTOOB! WE GOT OURSELVES A DRINK COMBO!”, completely oblivious to her attempt at emotional manipulation.
Right around the 13:24 mark.
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Aaron was the real victim in all of this...

For me, its using Shawn as a therapist while talking about the pregnant drunk woman he cheated on Stephanie with.
Hearing Josh say, "That's horrible. Josh, why would you do that?" while manipulating a toy is the closest hes ever come to self-refelction
 
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Hennimore said:
If you would have asked me how I felt when the 2nd apartment arc started I would have told you it was so over. Little did I know it could and would get much worse. Never thought there would be a day where I would miss the second apartment as much as I do the first.
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Josh finally gets his own space in which he is more free to do whatever he wants than he's ever been and he does nothing. No painting Juans inside, no motor oil french frys, no ride bike indoors, no exploding mead closet. Nothing. Just proschut' sanguiches and two-ingredient highball drink combos. Fuck my dumb trole life, toobs. I AM FUCKING SICK OF IT.
 
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Hennimore said:
If you would have asked me how I felt when the 2nd apartment arc started I would have told you it was so over. Little did I know it could and would get much worse. Never thought there would be a day where I would miss the second apartment as much as I do the first.
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What do you think he'd be doing differently if he was back in his old apartment? Making even less videos because he couldn't smoke on cam? He's doing the same boring shit in this trailer that he was doing at his last place.
 
Another peach flavored drink "review". 2 observations"
1- Why doesn't he just you know... eat peaches? He must really think he is getting all the vitamins and nutrients like a peach would provide from these stupid drinks.
2- Why did he never try making a peach mead? Kind of seems like it would have been a no brainer.
 
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