Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

bonified retard said:
What do you think he'd be doing differently if he was back in his old apartment? Making even less videos because he couldn't smoke on cam? He's doing the same boring shit in this trailer that he was doing at his last place.
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The vibe of the trailer is soulless and he's been more of a husk than ever since moving there. The first two apartments just had a better view, you could see most of his place including the door and didn't feel like you were jammed in the corner. You might be the first person I've seen defend the visuals of the trailer, most agree it's a soulless location for Cobra vids.
 
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Acceptable said:
what the fuck was up with that red onion. why was it dripping wet with the texture of raw liver?
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He says that he freezes them. Maybe that does it. Im not sure, because I never even imagined freezing a raw onion.

Onions already last a really, really long time and they are extremely cheap. Literally the cheapest thing in his entire kitchen. I dont know why he feels the need to preserve them like he's trying to survive a medieval winter. Maybe the British genes are stronger than we realize.
 
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Hennimore said:
The vibe of the trailer is soulless and he's been more of a husk than ever since moving there. The first two apartments just had a better view, you could see most of his place including the door and didn't feel like you were jammed in the corner. You might be the first person I've seen defend the visuals of the trailer, most agree it's a soulless location for Cobra vids.
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Not only is it soulless, but now he has no chance of NPC interaction. Previously, we might have had a guest appearance by a random person in the cobraverse, or even someone new, but now the chances of that happening are essentially zero unless it's NAL or Sasha looking for some attention. I wish he would fix that bike and get back outside for a bit so we could have some random encounters.
 
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FreakyFred said:
He says that he freezes them. Maybe that does it. Im not sure, because I never even imagined freezing a raw onion.

Onions already last a really, really long time and they are extremely cheap. Literally the cheapest thing in his entire kitchen. I dont know why he feels the need to preserve them like he's trying to survive a medieval winter. Maybe the British genes are stronger than we realize.
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Putting onions in the freezer helps with onion eyes (if I recall, the oil which irritates the eyes doesn't aerosolize so much when cold) but I don't think you're supposed to freeze it solid.
 
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I think him fixing his bike would be great, especially if he streams while doing his thang. Only problem I see is how he is drunk all the fucking time — like it’s a legal issue. If he hadn’t had the cops called on him so much, I could see him getting picking up by a local cop and dropped off at the county line in an attempt to get rid of the homeless vagrants.
 
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Tiggy Skibbles said:
For me, its using Shawn as a therapist while talking about the pregnant drunk woman he cheated on Stephanie with.
Hearing Josh say, "That's horrible. Josh, why would you do that?" while manipulating a toy is the closest hes ever come to self-refelction
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Shon is definitely one of my favourite parts of the Cobraverse and thanks to the Shon and Saunders routine I learned that puppet therapy is a real thing. Shon always acts as a direct reflection of how Cobes is feeling internally and Josh projects via Shon.
 
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Hennimore said:
The vibe of the trailer is soulless and he's been more of a husk than ever since moving there. The first two apartments just had a better view, you could see most of his place including the door and didn't feel like you were jammed in the corner. You might be the first person I've seen defend the visuals of the trailer, most agree it's a soulless location for Cobra vids.
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It's just going to take some time for the trailer to boglimify. Once a thick layer of sludge has formed on the walls, maybe some fist-sized holes for ambience, things will start to get more comfortable.

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Shon is definitely one of my favourite parts of the Cobraverse and thanks to the Shon and Saunders routine I learned that puppet therapy is a real thing. Shon always acts as a direct reflection of how Cobes is feeling internally and Josh projects via Shon.
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I agree, it's consistent too. Shon somehow manages to transcend the fourth wall and transports Cobes brain into the real world. Of course, Cobes does not reciprocate.
 
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Hennimore said:
The vibe of the trailer is soulless and he's been more of a husk than ever since moving there. The first two apartments just had a better view, you could see most of his place including the door and didn't feel like you were jammed in the corner. You might be the first person I've seen defend the visuals of the trailer, most agree it's a soulless location for Cobra vids.
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Even though I'm sure his new address is out there. Without doxxing him, can you explain the part of town where his trailer park is? I know his first apartment was closer in town so more people could come and go and it would be easier for him to socialise. The conqistadours were further out of town so it was harder for him to see and do things. What about this new place?
 
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Pink Hotel On The Corner said:
Even though I'm sure his new address is out there. Without doxxing him, can you explain the part of town where his trailer park is? I know his first apartment was closer in town so more people could come and go and it would be easier for him to socialise. The conqistadours were further out of town so it was harder for him to see and do things. What about this new place?
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It's within walking distance of a major commercial area, with several restaurants and bars, including ones he might not have been banned from yet. It's not as centrally located as his first apartment, but it's a lot less isolated than the Conquistador.
 
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