Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Someone needs to send him a recipe for some hard tack. I wanna see him try to eat it with his little nubs.
You sick bastard that's even meaner than the people who send him duster.
All of his food hacks end up looking like this somehow.
It's like if you called something paint hacks and just added every single paint to it. And somehow all the "hacks" end up shit brown.
 
CIRCLE OF PROTECTION ON THIS FINEST BOG-WINE
If only our BOY would learn about properly cleaning his equipment, properly mixing so the sugar isn’t just lumped in the bottom and not using things with preservatives in it he’d actually be on to something. Anyway, a nice change of scenery for him and us is welcome. Circle of protection for those nubs in his maw. They’re going to need it with all that juice, honey and candy in his cauldron.
 
If only our BOY would learn about properly cleaning his equipment, properly mixing so the sugar isn’t just lumped in the bottom and not using things with preservatives in it he’d actually be on to something. Anyway, a nice change of scenery for him and us is welcome. Circle of protection for those nubs in his maw. They’re going to need it with all that juice, honey and candy in his cauldron.
remember how his meads got worse over time that was just him building up a tolerance to botulism like how people develop immunitys from poisons
 
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