Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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🎶Real men of genius🎶
Today we salute you, Mr. Beer Sprayer All Over

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🎶Mr dank drink combo inventor🎶
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Fortyone said:
Has the boy been informed the bog hag phonebooked deathbed tapes, one of his biggest financial supporters? Just hoping he doesn't join her on her retarded anti-content crusade
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I tuned in at the tail end and I saw someone mention it in chat but I don’t know if he saw it. He did say how much JESSICA BOYLE sucks so maybe he did.
 
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Step 1: Go live until people donate enough money for you to buy booze.
Step 2: Order booze via Jackalope Alcohol Delivery.
Step 3: Go live again drinking the booze until people donate enough money for you to order Doordash.
Step 4: Doordash some slop and create a "food review" video.
Step 5: Do one final livestream with a belly full of alcohol and chili cheese dog with the chat turned off to own the trolls.
 
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Poor Jawshy boi... lmao. Couldn't have happened to a bigger dummy than cobes. He's really been irritating me a great deal, as of late especially. I haven't been paying much attention to him for months because of his miserable sad sack nature now.

He continually worshipped Trump and his ilk, and nows he's choked because the shit pipe finally trickled down to him. Fuck around & Find out, Joshy Boy.
 
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-UseSoap- said:
Poor Jawshy boi... lmao. Couldn't have happened to a bigger dummy than cobes. He's really been irritating me a great deal, as of late especially. I haven't been paying much attention to him for months because of his miserable sad sack nature now.

He continually worshipped Trump and his ilk, and nows he's choked because the shit pipe finally trickled down to him. Fuck around & Find out, Joshy Boy.
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Sounds like he owns your sad life though.
 
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-UseSoap- said:
Poor Jawshy boi... lmao. Couldn't have happened to a bigger dummy than cobes. He's really been irritating me a great deal, as of late especially. I haven't been paying much attention to him for months because of his miserable sad sack nature now.

He continually worshipped Trump and his ilk, and nows he's choked because the shit pipe finally trickled down to him. Fuck around & Find out, Joshy Boy.
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Was soap used when you got sodomized by the boglim rod?
 
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Hennimore said:
The pure irony of this stream, holy shit.
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This is next level lmao

As if sitting at home playing video games is somehow distinct from sitting at home and cooming to Chaturbate
Edit: It looks like Clint got through to the BOY re: Trump and the BBB, and all it took was the possibility of Cobes losing his tugboat.
 
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Taint_fairy2.0 said:
The irony is that the lyrics of Ozzy's Iron man song fits the description of Cobes current life so well -

"Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all,
Or if he moves will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We'll just pass him there
why should we even care?"
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Changes - Black Sabbath

I feel unhappy
I feel so sad
I lost the best friend
That I ever had
She was my woman
I loved her so
But it's too late now
I've let her go

I'm going through changes
I'm going through changes

I think we can tell Josh's entire life story with Sabbath lyrics.
 
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Cobes straight up lied during that last stream. Trolls didn't get him fired from his dish pit job, that was his inability to get along with the manager who eventually knocked him down to an hour a week. Also, he could make all the fucking money he wants if he just streamed regularly and didn't immediately close chat. He has definitely become self-aware and the magic is ruined.
 
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